Life and Puns

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Slide into DMs? No?

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Even fires need some warmth in this cold cold season

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For when you discover that your child is hard headed. You're welcome.

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Vote wisely. #VoteOfThanks

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When you visit a nutritionist and they take your breadth away...

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That's when I realised that it was no ordinary bomb. It was a ticking time bomb.

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That moment when I realised that the cockroach I found at the photocopier was copy pesting stuff.

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I met him today. The legendary Nic of Time

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You know you're growing really old when you realise that the phrase "I cannot even" is a legitimate and understandable expression of frustration.

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Kenyan families in the morning #ForTheWin #TeamKenya #ProudKenyan

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Spot the irony (at Machakos People's Park)

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Remember the chilli guys put on mangoes? Tried it on apples and it was great...

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By then it was already too late... I'd already crossed the road and sadly discovered that they were serving cocktails on the other side... #ChickensOfNairobi #Hashtag #Hustle #HustleIsReal

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Bae tings

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Introducing... The Raining Champ