A Nobody

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Omega *pressing random buttons*:Yay! Buttons

*Wrecker walks in on her mischief*

Wrecker: KID! That's not right!

Omega *startled* : I'm sorry Wre-

Wrecker : You got to do it like this.

*he begins to slam his palms all over the buttons*

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This was an old drawing a couple of months ago where I had Boba and Omega trying roman for the first time.

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Wrecker : Omega look a butterfly!

Omega *gasp* : Where?!?

*Just then she sees literal butter flying over her head as it hit Crosshair*

Wrecker *laugh*: Get it . . . butter-fly.

Omega *snickering* : Yes.

Crosshair *takes out a blaster and points it at Wrecker*: Hey Omega look it's a dead man.

*Crosshair begins to chase Wrecker has he begins to fire live rounds at him*

Omega *confused* : I dont get it.

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Omega: Are you sure about this, Boba?

Boba *putting his jet pack on Omega* : Trust me, I learned it at your age. So you should be capable of doing the same thing.

Omega : But-

Boba *turns it on* : Well good luck

*Omega flew directly into a tree at the very start*

Boba : OMEGA!!! Are you OK?

Omega *in pain* : no.....

Boba : Oh shit

A FEW HOURS LATER

Hunter : You're telling me she tripped on a lego?!?!

*Omega layed in her bed in pain as Boba sat by her side*

Boba : Yep . . . That lego sure did a number on her. Right, Omega?

*Boba playfully hit Omega, as he forgot she was in sheer pain*

Omega *screaming* : Wjvdwinsbdksndjsjsjvsheiqnqnsikek

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Tech : Omega, can you please pass me the flashlight.

Omega: Sure

*As she looks around she notices a much bigger flash light she had never seen before*

Omega: Which one?

Tech *confused* : What do you mean by "which one" ?

Omega: Well-

Tech: You know what pass me any, I really don't mind.

Omega: As you wish.

*Omega went for the big one and handed to Tech. As he pressed the switch it ignited a blade and combusted on the repairs*

Tech *face covered in black smoke*: Omega this is not flashlight.

Omega: Well it flashed a beam of light . . . So you could say it's-

Tech : NOT A FLAHSLIGHT!!!

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Hunter *entering the Marauder* : Omega, it's time for b-

Omega : HUNTER!!! Don't come in, the floor is lava!

Hunter : Omega the floor's not lava.

Omega : YES IT IS!!! Now hurry up and get on something!

Hunter : This is ridiculous. Who told you that the floor is lava.

*Omega points to Crosshair sitting in the cockpit*

Hunter *frustrated* : Crosshair?!?!

Crosshair : She was getting too close.

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Boba : Remember, the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy.

*Boba tries to find a way in. Though Omega shoots the window instead*

Omega : Like a mouse

Boba : 😦

Omega : In we go

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Omega : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Crosshair *annoyed* : Good god, do you ever shut up?

Omega : Looks like someone isn't happy

Crosshair: Obviously

Omega *smiling* : If you happy and you know it clap your hands

*Crosshair Silent and glared at Omega in anger*

Omega *nervous* : Y-you didn't . . . clap

*Crosshair attempted to stand while staring at Omega. Which caused her to run away before he was able to get up*

Crosshair *sits back down* : Works everytime.

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Twin Tuesday (Part IV)

What if Boba and Omega body swapped?

Boba (Omega) : Wow✨️ This is so cool.

Omega (Boba): No it isn't. I don't want to be like this forever.

Boba (Omega)*taunting Boba* : It's only for a day. . . maybe. And besides it nice to be the tall one for once.

Omega (Boba) : Uhh . . . This day can't possibly get any worse.

Hunter *walks in* : Omega, your friends are here.

Boba (Omega) *mocks Omega (Boba)* : You hear that OMEGA. Your friends are her.

Omega (Boba) *kicks Boba (Omega)* : I spoke too soon

*As Omega (Boba) walked out of the Marauder, Boba (Omega) was watching her (him) from the window. Which caught Wrecker's attention*

Wrecker : What you doing kid?

Boba (Omega) : N-nothing

Wrecker *looks outside to see Omega's friends* : Oh . . . Your at that creepy age were you spy on girls huh.

Boba (Omega) : Wait! I think you got it all wro-

Wrecker : Kid I know we don't get along, but I guess it's time you and to have a man to man talk. About the birds and the bees you know.

*Wrecker pulled a holonet about Where do Babies come from*

Boba (Omega) *tries to escape* : I-I should really be going-

Wrecker *pulls Boba in* : No way out of it. Look it all begins with this little fella the pituitary gland. He may be little but he has "big plans".

Boba (Omega) : AAHHHHHHG!!!

ONE HOUR LATER

Omega (Boba) : I'm back, your friends were very . . .weird. Omega?!

*Boba finds Omega curled in in a ball on the floor*

Omega (Boba) *confused* : You ok?

Boba (Omega) *shooketh: Goodbye, childhood

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Hunter : Omega, I believe you grabbed the wrong crystal?

Omega *eating mantell mix* : What do you mean?

Hunter : Cid specifically said to get a blue crystal.

Omega : Exactly, we got the crystal.

Hunter : No this one's purple.

Omega : Like I said.

Hunter : Though we needed a blue one.

Omgea : And we did.

Hunter : But this one's purple.

Omega : No, it's blue like this piece of mantell mix.

Hunter : . . . You're color blind aren't you?

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The Bad Batch :Season 2 premiere on Jan. 4 2023?????!?!!?!?

Me:

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Wrecker : Oh god, Crosshair. There's a message in my Alpha Bits! It says "OOOOOoooooOOooo"

Crosshair : Wrecker, those are Cherrios.

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Boba *drawing, until his pencil breaks* : F**k!

Omega : F**k?

Boba *shock* : Omega! Don't say that that's n-not a very nice word.

Omega : Whats wrong with f**k-

Boba *covers her mouth* : STOP saying it! Don't say it at all, or else father will be very angry.

Omega : OH ok, so don't say-

Boba *covers her mouth once more* : Just shut up, how about that?.

LATER

Omega *walking up towards Jango* :Father what foes f**k mean?

Jango *shock* : W-where did you here that?

*Omega points to Boba hiding in the closet as Jango stares him down*

Jango : Oh did he. BOBA, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Boba : I swear it's not me fault!

YEARS LATER

Hunter *staring at Boba & Omega: Why are their mouths tapped?

Echo : They kept saying a nasty word that I refuse to say.

Hunter : And that word is?

Echo : Oh it was just f**k

*moments past and Echo found his mouth tapped as he sits next to a bored Boba and Omega*

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Random Boy : Um Omega?.

Omega : Yes?

Random Boy : Not to be rude, but whose that?

Omega *turns to see Hunter glaring at them* : Sorry that's just my brother he always does this whenever-

Random Boy: Oh no no no not him I was talking about him.

*the boy points up to the trees. Omega looks up to see Boba watching them as well*

Omega *enraged* : Uhhhh not you too Boba!

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TWIN TUESDAY (III)

Omega *admiring the Slave I* : Wow! This is so cool. I cant believe this is your ship.

Boba : Yeah, it took awhile to shape up. Though in the end it runs smoothly.

Omega * sitting in the cockpit* : I flone the Marauder several times, though never flone nothing like this.

Boba : Want to take it for ride?

Omega : REALLY!!!

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

*Omega is flying the Slave I around a bit. Though in a quirky way.*

Omega : I'm not that very good, am I?

Boba : You'll get used to it.

Omega *sees a button that catches her attention* : What does this button do?

Boba : OMEGA! NO-

*Omega pressed the button which released a seismic charge that decimated nearby trees and homes*

Boba & Omega : Oh shit

Hunter *communicating by comm* : BOBA!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?! AND WHERES OMEGA!?!?!

Omega *imitating Boba's voice* : Uh . . . It was an accident and it was all my fault n-not mine- I mean Omega's.

Hunter *sighs* : . . . Omega just come back down

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Omega *running up to Crosshair*: TAG! Your it!

*As she runs away Crosshair pulls a blaster, set for stun, and fires a shot at her. Knocking Omega to the ground*

THE BATCH *shock* : O:<

Crosshair *confused* : Is this not how you play?

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Crosshair : Maybe if I fall in love with anxiety, it will ALSO leave me!

Hunter : I can't handle this right now.

Crosshair : Just remember if you can't handle me at my worst I handle me at my worst everyday. Which makes me stronger than you!

Hunter : I can't do this today-

Crosshair *sees Omega* : Oh my gosh a child!

Hunter *blocks Crosshair* : WAIT, Crosshair! It is a living being! Treat it the way you want to be treated.

Crosshair *pulls out a blaster* : KILL WITHOUT HESITATION!

Hunter : CROSSHAIR!!!