My thoughts while watching/reading things, enjoy

Basically I can't turn off my commentary when reading books or watching movies so here you go. Also I'm technically inept and can't make gifs so prepare for A LOT of text posts.

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[lovelylovelyruthie]

Watch my boy take a fall like the Vaudeville trained pro he was.  Look at the nonchalance as he perfectly times his steps so his heel hits the banana skin just so.  1, 2, 3…down! The legs splay out straight for comedy effect drawing your eye away from the hands and arms that take the brunt of the impact, protecting his spine from injury.  It’s balletic.  It’s hypnotic. And they don’t make ‘em like they used to…

[krystlekurokawa]

One of my favorite out of context scenes from Pushing Daisies

[mermantula]

it’s been nine years and twenty seven days since the pilot of pushing daisies aired on television and still no screenwriter has ever topped the line “bitch I was in proximity”

[swagandsparkle]

[camewiththeframe]

😉😉👍🏼😉😉

[glitteryelmax]

Hi this is your daily reminder to read Paper Girls!

A comic series based on the 80s with four female protagonists who encounter a very strange thing happening on Halloween’s night.

If you liked Stranger Things, sci-fi, cool bad ass women, beautiful art style… then this is the comic for you!!

There’s also canon LGBT characters and people of color (who aren’t just sidekicks or background characters)!

So please, please read them!!! I’m telling you, they are amazing!

[cecilys]

some of you have never struggled not to look at a book or series’ tag on tumblr before finishing it and it shows

[cantturnoffthefangirl]

Don’t You Forget About Me by Kate Karyus Quinn

A creepy and original novel.

[cantturnoffthefangirl]

Paper Girls Vol 1

[cantturnoffthefangirl]

Waste of Space by Gina Damico

This book is like reading a B-Movie comedy about a reality program. It is mostly written following the script format which allows for a lot of character with minimal scenic detail bogging down the story. Damico presents her story as an amalgamation of evidence against the misconduct of a reality TV production company and its latest smash hit Waste of Space. 

Damico’s writing provides a fun, quick read that while it is dangerously close to a clichéd critique of the reality television industry this book does provide its own voice and characters that make it all Damico’s own original creation.

[books-read-in-nooks]

Author: “I swear it’s not like last my last book! This new book will not crush your heart and destroy your soul! You have my word.”

me:

[cantturnoffthefangirl]

Me Today: BUT BENJAMIN WOULD HAVE MADE THE TOUR WORK!!!

Me in 10 Years (if sherman/palladino fuck us all over): BUT BENJAMIN WOULD HAVE MADE THE TOUR WORK!!!

[anxietyproblem]

[ihorror487-blog]

[dinuguan]

[cantturnoffthefangirl]

will byers: *is kidnapped, almost dies*

jonathan: hey bro welcome back...here's my latest mixtape i made while u were dying it's fuckin fire af