its over

You are Dirk Strider, though you would rather not be called that. You go by Di. You are 17 years old and are attempting to settle back into your LIFE after some SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT involving a game and a lot of SHENANIGANS which you don't really like to talk about kind of set you off-kilter. You currently live with your boyfriends in Texas. Even if you're not exactly "Okay" right now, you might be better than you've ever been before. You're not actually sure what you would do if you had to go back to being alone. Your Chumhandle is testimonyTerminated

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Thinkin' about getting another piercing.

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∇

Every time di goes anywhere near t his knees go a little weak.

which isnt saying much they only met in person once but it makes di really uncomfortable and hes gonna basically shrink away every time t accidentally brushes against him

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windypianist replied to your post: windypianist replied to your post: okay what if...

um… dave’s.

Oh.

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windypianist replied to your post: okay what if one ripped dress is actually like,...

it’s not my fault!

Then who's is it.

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Di hasn’t worn shades again since Tz took his first pair, as something of a statement that the pair he ‘gave’ her are special

sometimes because of it, when he looks in the mirror he thinks about her.

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okay what if one ripped dress is actually like, three.

Dude.

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windypianist replied to your post: windypianist replied to your post: tugs on one of…

shhhhhh.

You’re a total bitch.

[windypianist-blog]

you love me anyway!

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B i t c h .

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windypianist replied to your post: windypianist replied to your post: tugs on one of...

shhhhhh.

You're a total bitch.

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windypianist replied to your post: tugs on one of your piercings.

it’s clearly the best way to get your attention.

I'm already fucking talking to you.

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tugs on one of your piercings.

O w .

Why would you do that.

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M!A: Your baby girl will grow and develop five times faster than normal children until she is seven years old.

.....Wtf.

Get the fuck away from my baby.

Go away.

I'm turning off anon.

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I think john and di made it a continuing habit of basically gossiping to eachother about their sex lives

like

it started out as a teasing thing like haha you think thats hot but then it just got to the point where it was like ‘omg!!!!! do you know what dave did today i came in my panties’

and this is like an every day kind of thing

just

trading sex stories.

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∇ ehuehuehue

Some day, he’s going to hunt you down and pretend to kill you in your sleep like he promised

well

thats what he tells himself

in reality hes too lazy to be assed

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∇

Sometimes di lays in bed and images what Apple is doing right now, even though they haven’t talked recently. Usually it’s a cheering himself up kind of thing, because when he thinks about Apple all dressed up with oven mitts and a frilly pink apron that says “Kiss the cook” and hes holding a hot cookie sheet and then he spaces out and drops it on his foot it’s just really cute.

He also imagines him getting bit by his animals or tripping down the stairs sometimes too.

The friendship stairs.

These are fond thoughts i swear he loves Apple he just thinks hes a klutz 

[rpmissionboard]

Send me ∇ for a headcanon about my character's relationship with yours.

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hey does that mean i can blow you when i get home wonk - dahlia

How 'bout we talk about it first and see how it goes.

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I think I’m gonna have to rain check that.

I’ve got this boyfriend who doesn’t like me getting bj’s from dudes I barely know.

[titaniumtwin]

okay.

in that case i guess i’ll send you the porn.

(( insert fake link here because I’m too lazy to come up with one ))

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Hey thanks.

Perfect little pick me up.