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7 beers in this may be a different story
The address she gave me was, uh, fucking poor but I’m a horny sumbitch so I'm like fuck it. Her pictures were cute enough, she listed herself as Armenian and 5′1″ so hellz to the yeah and justified in my mind how a 44 year old thin looking Armenian woman with no children ends up in probably THE poorest development in south Louisville....
Shit was suspect anyway as her grammar was so bad I considered it may be a complete scam or set up. But ya know I’ve met Armenians before and they were delightful so ya know as I said before, fuck it. Well...
She may have been Armenian. I was thinking about maybe just letting her give me a handy til she said something about trying to make a few dollars.... I mean, I'll pay for a blow job. But not in this scenario.
Bitch had one tooth on top and the rest where meth nasty. Said she just got out of rehab for drinking too much. Okay lady. How bout I ride you round the corner to the Mac Donald’s and get your some dinner and drop you back at home. Sorry. I wish I were in more a position to help you out and I feel for your plight. But hell naw get the fuck on. That’s some glory hole action. Which gives me an idea....
How much do you think the average dude would pay to have his dick sucked thru a whole in the wall? It’s even Covid safe.
Internet dating. If it feels sketch, it is sketch.
God bless global warming.
What a great weekend and I must say thanks in part to global warming. It’s 70 damn degrees in Louisville, KY on December 12 and 13.
Unseasonably warm, as they say.
But thanks to it I was able to enjoy one fantastic Saturday in Louisville, KY.
Walked over the Big Four bridge to Jeffersonville and had lunch at Red Yeti. Yummy little microbrew just about a block from the ramp to Big Four on the Indiana side. It’s called Red Yeti Brewing Company but I didn’t see anything being brewed…but who cares. They’ve a nice selection of some other microbrews I wasn’t familiar with and it’s a $5 flight. So yay!
My fav was the Wildberry Wheat they had on tap. If you’re there this weekend I think it was the number 7.
I had the cheeseburger. Shocker, I know. It was about 12 bucks with hand cut fries. Not a turrible price for what they be calling “gourmet” burgers in town these days. The bun made the burg in this case. Sweet style bun like what I’ve heard called Hawaiian Bread before but they didn’t call it anything. They don’t grind the beef in house like a few of the other high end burger joints have been doing (Grind, Stout) so it didn’t have that awesome melt in your mouth type of texture, but a fine burger nonetheless and a creamy cheese sauce reminiscent of a mild beer cheese.
My lunch companion had the tacos. One sliced beef (which was determined the best of the three), one shrimp and one chicken. On corn tortillas. Mucho good-o.
Ya know there are certain moments in life, in a relationship where you just think to yourself, yep. I made the right decision. After lunch we got a spot of coffee at the little coffee/bike repair (coming soon) shop right next to Red Yeti. Called Too Tired Bike and Bean and she said, let’s find a liquor store and get some bourbon for our coffee before we walk back across the bridge.
Yep.
Then after a quick bit of shoe shopping, we snuck into Copper & Kings early to check out the $20 art show but were way too early and didn’t see much art. The artist where just arriving when we walked through. But we saw a couple friends and I got a chance to check out the distillery. They didn’t seem to be doing any distilling at that moment and that’s a bummer. But a reason to go back and take the legit tour I suppose. Big courtyard area with a built in outside grill. Gonna have to check them out come spring time. And it’s always fun to get in places I’m not necessarily supposed to be.
The girl asked me, “are you here to set up for the art show?”
“Yeah” I said quickly.
“Really?” questioned the young lady.
My bourbon coffee mate interjected, “Yes, we’re just checking it out.”
“Oh, okay. Right this way.” Replied the young lady didn’t believe me.
After that we took a breather from all our excitement and went to El Mundo for margaritas! Mmm…margaritas! Along with some chips and salsa. Ah, El Mundo!
Went down to Modern Cult records for the Gubbey Records Headcleaner Louisville music compilation release party. Like 40 damn Louisville bands on a three cassette (and download) boxset. Yeah, I said cassette. Seems to be the hip thing to do these days. Release music on a med
Hipsters…
But whatevs, it’s also downloadable and my band’s on it. We got to see some folks and it’s always good to be seen.
Then went and played a rock show for a vape event.
Vape kids….
It’s like they want to be ravers but they just too lazy so they suck on vaporizers and pretend they’re dragons or some shit.
We rolled up on the venue and it looks like the muther fucker is on fire! Vapor rolling out the cracks in the cinder block walls!
Talk about a surreal scene….it gave me new perspective on my fog machine I was so proud of. Gonna lay back on that thing from now on.
My eyes were watering and I’m pretty sure by the end of our set I was only getting about 30 to 50 % of the oxygen I need. Messed up the end of the last two songs. Autopilot kicked in and I was just trying to make it through the set without falling over!
‘Cause that’s all carbon monoxide mixed with whatever chemicals go in those vape machines. That can’t be good for you. At least we’re pretty sure what’s in tobacco…
Don’t get me wrong. A tobacco smoking convention would be worse – the vape shit at least smells good but holy mother kids…go play some video games or something. Damn.
All in all, one heck of a Saturday! I love Louisville.
The Worst $8 Bloody Mary in Louisville
I found the worst $8 bloody mary in Louisville.
It would have been bad for a $4 bloody mary but I wouldn’t have taken the time to write a blog about it.
Ya know when you’re wrapping gifts and you only have the roll of tape, without the dispenser and have to use your teeth to tear the tape? Ya know that scotch tape taste that’s left in your mouth.
Thanks Blue Dog Bakery.
And that so disappoints me. I’ll stand in line for their $5 ham and cheese croissant so I was excited to try out their brunch menu. They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say brunch.
I got poached eggs on toasted sourdough bread with ham (prosciutto style but they didn’t call it prosciutto), spinach and parmesan cheese. Sounds good. And it was good. But after a terrible $8 bloody mary I decided $9.50 for eggs and toast was a bit steep….
Bottom line, stick to the baked goods at Blue Dog Bakery.