All too well

Hi! I'm Sandrine from France and I like to reblog things

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Sitting in class on the first day of school like

[hardfeelingsmp3]

the united states wanting brazil to list the country names in english for the opening ceremony

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[meanplastic]

[captainchocolatine]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[ienchanted]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queen-juvia]

this is my favorite thing of the day

[skandolous-blog-blog]

[carrotflowerqueen-deactivated20]

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

EVER.

[davidisbeyonce-deactivated20150]

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down that stank weave

[kidcudiskcz-deactivated20160621]

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

[earthdad]

the rise and fall

[likeihavenoclue]

A cute transparent ghost to drag around your dash.

[literallyrosetyler]

this is my fav

[black-nata]

what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?

[captainchocolatine]

getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

name one fucking difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you piece of shit

[witch-robin]

running?

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

shut the fuck up i don’t have to listen to this

[chewbaccacat]