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A+ username there champ

I haven't been around in almost a year are you fuckin dead yet

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carapissedoff

slick. of the spades variety. comedy, though, ain’t my schtick, babe.

maroonbloodedbitch

Spades Slick huh? Already proving yourself to be better than the one of my timeline. Oh? What is your schtick then Slick?

carapissedoff

i dont like all that time shit and i suggest you keep it to yourself, doll my schtick is killin green fuckers and robbing shit that i made its a cycle of beauty

maroonbloodedbitch

Alright Slick.

Oh, you like murdering Felts and robbing. I see, I see.

carapissedoff

yeah, thats about all there is to it. i, like many outstandin’ citizens of midnight city, am a man of simple pleasures

#you aint lived till youve melon balled a guys eye out awake

carapissedoff

maroonbloodedbitch started following you

youre the first one to follow this dusty shit in two years congratu-fucking-lations

maroonbloodedbitch

c0nsidering y0u f0ll0wed me first, I g0t curi0us.

carapissedoff

yeah well here you go the main event i mean i think im the only event but the main one nonetheless, toots

maroonbloodedbitch

Haha.

0h y0u are funny.

Handmaid, and y0u are?

carapissedoff

slick. of the spades variety. comedy, though, ain’t my schtick, babe.

maroonbloodedbitch

Spades Slick huh? Already proving yourself to be better than the one of my timeline. Oh? What is your schtick then Slick?

carapissedoff

i dont like all that time shit and i suggest you keep it to yourself, doll my schtick is killin green fuckers and robbing shit that i made its a cycle of beauty

#well hello again just in case

carapissedoff

maroonbloodedbitch started following you

youre the first one to follow this dusty shit in two years congratu-fucking-lations

maroonbloodedbitch

c0nsidering y0u f0ll0wed me first, I g0t curi0us.

carapissedoff

yeah well here you go the main event i mean i think im the only event but the main one nonetheless, toots

maroonbloodedbitch

Haha.

0h y0u are funny.

Handmaid, and y0u are?

carapissedoff

slick. of the spades variety. comedy, though, ain't my schtick, babe.

#its possible #its rings a bell #at the least #i wouldn't dismiss it

carapissedoff

maroonbloodedbitch started following you

youre the first one to follow this dusty shit in two years congratu-fucking-lations

maroonbloodedbitch

c0nsidering y0u f0ll0wed me first, I g0t curi0us.

carapissedoff

yeah well here you go the main event i mean i think im the only event but the main one nonetheless, toots

#i just changed the name from the-coffin-stuffer #this blog is hella old #we might have talked at some point

maroonbloodedbitch started following you

youre the first one to follow this dusty shit in two years congratu-fucking-lations

fastestshadeofgreen look at the the motherfuckers who give three and one whole half a shit about what you have to say

#fucking dick #you come into my post

im back you fuckin assholes

#spades slick #open rp #homestuck rp

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I love everything about this.

the-l0st-child

carapissedoff

There she was, like an angel depending from heaven to grace the pinnacle of filth of Earth. The light that broke from the manhole was the only light to pierce the veil of black in a year. Slick sat in a chair across from the opening, hat on the table near him, the the...

carapissedoff

If he still had the ability, tears would roll down his half metallic face. The cause of her death alone was destructive enough; his closest friend ended the best thing to happen too him. He hated the world without her to show him some good in it. She was the flame of the candle which kept him warm, and once extinguished, the cold made itself home. He let the cigarette drop from his hands and to the floor. "Oh my god, you're really back." Was all he could manage to croak out.

"Im... I'm sorry addy. I should have stopped him. I should have stopped the both of you. Won't you forgive me, babe?"

the-l0st-child

You’re not exactly sure what keeps you at the computer so long. Maybe you’re scared, after all this time? Maybe it’s the note you left this world on, and how it had all suddenly gone away like some sort of magic fix-it-all. Things didn’t work like that, and almost everything had repercussions. You...

carapissedoff

There she was, like an angel depending from heaven to grace the pinnacle of filth of Earth. The light that broke from the manhole was the only light to pierce the veil of black in a year. Slick sat in a chair across from the opening, hat on the table near him, the the Dueldly Pistol laying beside. Red embers from a cigarette dimly lit the features around his mouth, cracked, dry, and in a permanent scowl.

"Adelaide. " he choked, quietly, calmly, like the solemn chambering of a bullet.

(ง'̀-'́)ง

am I ok? No, probably not.

graviconscientia

Sometimes you just feel so great about yourself you just have to shove your boobs in leather and you feel even BETTER about yourself.

graviconscientia

I’m allowed to reblog it now, right?

the-l0st-child

addy babe... how?

A series 0f events that truly are far fr0m interesting. A certain 0bject, actually. In my attempts t0 keep it 0ut 0f the wr0ng hands I have taken t0 using it myself. Turns 0ut it is the m0st efficient way, seeing as it takes the 0bject fr0m the realm 0f it’s p0ssible miss-use.

C0mplicated, but als0 n0t s0. I w0uld n0t wish t0 b0ther y0u with the details, n0r upset y0u any further 0f c0urse.

carapissedoff

NO. you… no you ain’t a burden. couldn’t be. I need to see you again. I need to… I need you, Addy. Some sappy shit, I ain’t the type for it.

the-l0st-child

0f c0urse y0u aren’t, dear. I kn0w that much. I may have been dead but my mem0ry isn’t. H00 h00!

But yes, if the very same place as 0ld times I can be there in but a m0ment.

carapissedoff

The hideout. I'll be there.

#Also #I love you #I don't think I said that in years