i am actually 3 1/3 opossums in a trenchcoat

🏳️‍🌈xe/xim, it/its, and they/them pronouns🏳️‍⚧️ transmasc agender/gendervoid queer, 23, ohio read about/byf before interacting, or check out my carrd!

[catboy-tylerr]

About/BYF

erem/clancy/worm

23

switch friend code: sw-2378-1989-3092 (let’s be friends on acnh!)

queer(demisexual and demiromantic) and gendervoid

taken

suffers from depression, test and social anxiety, childhood absence epilepsy (7+ years seizure free), narcolepsy, and ADHD

autistic

pro-self dx

ace and aro people are LGBTQA+

LGBTQA+ positive (obviously)

pro-MOGAI

pro-neopronouns

pro-poly

ambiamorous

anti-MAP

Don’t follow or interact if you are/fall under

Pro-MAP

A misogynist

A radfem

A TERF

Pro-clovergender

part of the standard DNI list

anti-mogai

anti-non-she/her lesbian or non-he/him gay

anti-neopronouns

anti-anti (pro-shipping)

for more, visit my carrd!

[joeyclaire]

this is what tiktok is really for

[sjerzgirl]

[politicalantibody]

Occasionally the politicians still have to answer to their constituents. Good Onya, folks!

[odinsblog]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

more people would be for prison abolition if they just tried to send mail to an inmate even once

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

for almost a year now i've been trying to send a copy of the literary magazine i edit to an inmate who requested one. his prison prohibits any written materials that so much as mention drugs, weapons, criminal activity, or malicious violence of any sort. i've been poring over what's available of the 95 volumes my magazine has printed over the years, and of those found 3 that might pass inspection. the first two were sent back undelivered two months after i sent them because one had a short story that alluded to a playground fight, and the other a poem that used the word "fist" in a nonviolent context. The third was returned for the stated reason that its contents depicted the use of firearms. i reread the entire issue, there's not a single gun mentioned in all its 120 pages.

while going back and forth with this guy trying to figure out how to get a copy of the magazine in his hands, two of my letters bounced back for unspecified reasons. i learned that inmates are not given their correspondents' original letters, but scanned copies, often poorly reproduced and sometimes illegible. these people aren't even granted the ink their loved ones used to pen their messages, or to hold in their hands the paper their loved ones held, if they're able to receive their words at all.

[satusepiida]

Something that bothered me a lot during visitation with my dad was it wasn't even in person?? They basically made us drive all the way out there to do a video call. Like in shows you see the bulletproof glass between ppl who have to talk thru a phone, it was kinda like that but we didn't even get to be in the same room it was a line of screens set into the wall. Everything about prisons is made to be dehumanizing.

[oviraptoridae]

here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?

[catfindr]

[morphic-sky]

catch me floating circles in my fishbowl.

[bellalogisms-deactivated2024041]

they hate me because i :3 no matter WHAT

[regicide1997]

"No more Mr Niceguy!" —Ms Niceguy, coming out as trans

[karrakazz]

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

[karrakazz]

i dont think anyone should know anything

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

[authenticstains]

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

[brite-eyed]

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

They lived

[nadezhda-wexler]

4x13 Journey's End

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

oh so when a so-called "ARCHAEOLOGIST" goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled "MUSEUMS" it's all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Bro if I die you can raid my tomb

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

thank you so much! you wouldn't have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD'S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Nah bro you're cool

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sweet! now if you'll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:

[the-locked-chussy]

Yessiree

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

hey what's your name there

[outofcontextdiscord]

[empireofthesin]

What if the angels who fell were the ones who fell in love first. Beelzebub and Gabriel. Crowley and Aziraphale. Lucifer and… God. What if decision was made to separate and throw one from each couple to Hell. But nothing can stop their love and so slowly they’re making their way back to each other, lost memories be damned.