Living the Dream

Im Emily. 22. Florida State University. ENTJ, My home is Jacksonville, Florida. Hit a nigga up.

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Tarocco (detail), 2011 oil on panel Luigi Benedicenti

[dead--bart]

[ohhhhthatburns]

[lagonegirl]

[suyamashouji]

[pierppasolini]

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!

[comeplayandgoaway]

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[2000ish]

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[memelovingbot]

secret government agent: say it me: *spits blood at agents feet* secret government agent: say the weed number

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[xan--the--man]

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me n shawty

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[pantuflarotaininglich]

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Dentist: do you smoke? Me: why you Tryna light up?

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via QueenIdle)

[sonic-spindash]

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…