Starchild

Felix • 22 • California • Lost on the road of self discovery

[softgrlfriend]

the scariest, most liberating thing is that it’s all up to you!

[calellon]

good morning i hope your cocks are all fat and heavy today

[felcemartello]

Yes it is thank you very much

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[nicol--bolas]

*gets inside your mind*

* makes you gay*

*leaves*

[thyrell]

*does not let you leave*

[nicol--bolas]

what am i supposed to do in here

[thyrell]

do it again. make me gayer.

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[ly0nheart1]

Girl the shadows? No. We’re right out in the open, Exhausted and just craving death.

[butterflyknyfe]

gamer core is so cringe and ugly with the black and red grim reaper theme it has going on, but pastel gamer girl setups are the literal reason i breathe

[butterflyknyfe]

fuck

[black-geek-supremacy]

I'm feeling it

[3-chimps-taped-together]

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[biocha-deactivated20230307]

i humbly request a visual

[aconissa]

bank says worst purchase but my heart says best

[toastbutteregg]

[lovegpxrn]

[calellon]

You ever been tied to a bed?

Only by my depression

[psikonauti]

Phillip Singer

Alcove, 2020

Oil on linen

[botanize]

[glumshoe]

UPS drivers have infinitely more sex appeal than FedEx drivers

[glumshoe]

FedEx drivers:

believes my packages are the “a football”

always fucking seething with rage

treat my driveway like a PVP combat zone

do not understand how rain works

UPS drivers:

better unionized

nice to my dogs

their 90’s uniforms with the khaki shorts and button-up reminded me of Steve Irwin so I just assumed they all benevolently wrestled crocodiles, which definitely shaped my sexuality

understand how rain works and make a small degree of effort to not place my packages where they will get soaked before I even get to the door

their trucks are more stately than the FedEx kidnapping vans

[glumshoe]

USPS workers are important civil servants and I do not feel comfortable flippantly sexualizing them

[glumshoe]

Oh, you do make a good point.

Truly, is there any greater eroticism than a letter successfully delivered in a fair and timely matter?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iwannabeadored2]

Mood

[yesterdaysprint]

The Fort Wayne Sentinel, Indiana, October 30, 1918