Hi, I'm Jen.

27. Chubby mamacita who loves her little family.

[catnbabymama]

‼️ Sorry if I accidentally send you a post, my phone randomly does it from my dash and I do not know how to make it stop it’s fricken annoying I’m sorry to y’all ‼️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[air-so-sweet]

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Truth in satire.

[trashboat]

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

[trashboat]

this sort of sums it up perfectly

[mistons]

THE THING

You’ll never forget it

1967 / Mark

[undeadhousewife]

Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[aberrantemotion]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[trashytarbosaurus]

[thepallaspalace]

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

[thebootydiaries]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[readyfordeath]

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[anarchapella]

Please I beg some of you to just get comfortable with just disliking people for no reason. Like it’s okay to just not like someone. It’s okay to just think someone is annoying or whatever. You really don’t have to try to validate it with like anything. They can be perfectly unproblematic and you can still not like them. And that’s okay.

[anarchapella]

This post is about not trying to justify why you dislike someone by trying to make them out to be a bad person like “I’m an empath and I just know something is off” or trying to dig up dirt on them to try to validate your “gut instincts”. Like it’s okay to just be like “I don’t like them” and move on with your life.

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[that-twink-over-there]