formaldehyde and seek

31 | bi | she/her | artist | chemist

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[cutecipher]

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

[sleepygayart]

[hungwy]

Really cool image I found online

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[glassgrayve]

crystal cats

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[soggywormsss]

ki ki ki ma ma ma

[catcrumb]

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Artworks by Luka Samkharadze

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers