semi-automatic

Cooper Bernard Barton, eldest of the hawkids. Definitely not Hawkeye. Full-time mechanic. Mother hen. Bag of dicks.[ indie selective Cooper Barton from the MCU. Semi-hiatus. ]

[cbbarton]

happy new year and shit

[cbbarton]

     [New theme! Because the old one was pretty but a pain in the ass.]

[cbbarton]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[antivanashes]

The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense. 

[ignitetheliight]

[millenniumfucko]

@albinwonderland here u go

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched

[forthesakeofmovement-deactivate]

Alfonso Pousada 

[cbbarton]

     [No but really if I write your url wrong tell me ASAP I think faster than I type and it gets jumbled in my head and fingers.]

[cbbarton]

nottheteamsociopath:

“He’s my brother’s friend, not mine. My friends have brains they actually use.” Tommy pulled it out and passed it over. “He does all the repairs on the hunk of junk himself. He just needs the part.” And you don’t need to know that he’s got a dimension hopping space ship.

     Cooper ran his thumbs over the belt, feeling the rubber and humming- yes, it was just about to give way and snap in places. “Well the good news is, we have something similar,” he said it slowly still examining the belt- similar, but not exact. 

     Was this even from a car?

        “It’ll be about thirty bucks on it’s own, since your- brother’s friend?- is doing it himself.”

[cbbarton]

sonofasymbol:

“No.” The answer’s automatic, mostly because his plans to do anything other than train have been nonexistent. “Where are we gonna go? 

          “Someplace called ‘James needs to chill the fuck out’,” Cooper grins giving him a light nudge before shaking his head. “Naw man, it’s a surprise. A good one.”

[cbbarton]

nottheteamsociopath:

“Or he’s an idiot. That’s possible too. No idea why-” He waved his hand “Nevermind. Not important. And nope. Noh just expects me to pick the right thing up. I do have the old one to compare if it helps.”

          “Or he’s an idiot. Always a possibility. That makes it a lot easier actually- just a case of matching it.” He gestured for the belt, clicking his tongue a second after. “Do either of you know how to replace it?”

[cbbarton]

hawkeye-jr:

Nick was confused. He didn’t know where he was for sure, so he decided to go to the near place around, which was an shop. He found a boy in there, that made him remember of someone, but Nick couldn’t figure out who.

“Hey, I’m sorry man, but I’m little lost here. Can you tell me where the hell am I?”

          “Little Italy in Manhattan. One of the mechanic shops there- you alright? New York’s a big place, but it’s hard to get that lost.” Cooper leaned against the counter, dark eyes glittering faintly. There was something on the edge of being familiar about the kid- something just out of reach.

         “D’ya need directions?”  

[agoldeninnyc]

Having fun with his new friend Amber the yellow flat coated retriever in Central Park

[cbbarton]

     [Am I saying I want a RWBY verse? Why yes, I am.]

[amvdala]

important otp questions:

which one is like “fight me”

and which one, quietly from where the other can’t see, is like “do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again”

[cbbarton]

snowyavis:

                  I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM RELATED TO THESE PEOPLE

     #judgingyou

[cbbarton]

          Lex obviously needs a second exorcism- you didn’t get it all the first time, C.