Back momentarily on my bullshit

[celestial-cluster]

Luffy: Come on, everyone! Adventure’s calling!

Usopp: I really wish Adventure would lose my number.

[celestial-cluster]

Luffy: Come on, everyone! Adventure’s calling!

Zoro: I really wish Adventure would lose my number.

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: These cookies are too sweet and they aren't even baked properly, I give them a four-

Chopper: I made them myself :(

Sanji: - out of four

[celestial-cluster]

Zoro: These cookies are too sweet and they aren't even baked properly, I give them a four-

Chopper: I made them myself :(

Zoro: - out of four

[celestial-cluster]

Nami: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Sanji: Luffy, probably

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji, who wakes up early daily and has a strict morning routine: Get up! It’s morning and the sun is already out!

Zoro, who would melt into the couch for a nap if given half a chance: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? Fuck off.

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji, standing next to Usopp: Is it weird that seeing Zoro covered in blood is scarily sexy?

Usopp: No, I feel the exact same way

Usopp: Are we fucked?

Sanji: Oh, most definitely

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Usopp: What? No, I—

Zoro: *enters room*

Sanji: *jaw clenches*

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: I would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… My boyfriend is a bitch and I like him so much!

[celestial-cluster]

Interviewer: Mr. Blackleg, how would you describe your rival?

Sanji: he's like that 0.01% of the germs that won't die from hand sanitizer.

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes, it bothers me how calm Zoro is under pressure. It's like... like ,I'm the one who's overreacting.

Zoro: That's good. Let it out. It's g...

Sanji: I'm going to kill you!

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: You drank my wine.

Zoro: You said I could have a drink.

Sanji: That was a bottle, mosshead.

[celestial-cluster]

Zoro: Why are you dressed like that?

Sanji: Like someone with standards.

Zoro: We’re just going grocery shopping.

Sanji: Yes. And people will see me.

[celestial-cluster]

Zoro: I did a thing. Sanji is mad about it.

Nami: Will it affect me?

Zoro: No.

Nami: Then suffer in silence.

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji: *hugs Zoro* I love you

Sanji: But if you eat my leftovers again, I will destroy you

[celestial-cluster]

Nami, talking about a throw pillow: Sanji, get that hideous thing off the couch

Sanji: Got it

Sanji: Mosshead, Nami wants you to leave!

[celestial-cluster]

Sanji, holding a cauliflower in front of the crew @ dinner: What is this?

The Crew: ...a cauliflower?

Sanji, to Zoro: Now tell them what you think it is.

Zoro, arms folded: A ghost broccoli.