D --&gt; 50 shades of neigh

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D —> Greetings human once more

D —> I am not sure if you received my first sa100tation

D —> But I w001d once more like to make your acquaintanceship

o ok hi

im roxy so u dont haev to call me hunan

*lol human

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D --> Hm

D --> Greetings Ro%y

D --> My word that 100ks perple%ing within my quirk

D --> I may allow it to slip by this once

D --> Or numerous of times

D --> To be spelt properly

D --> Roxy

STILL NOT DONE.

#Ref

apiscircensis

It’s the best I could do

#Ref

silis-art

day 25, moirails.

wwaah i miss these two…

#equius #homestuck #31 day homestuck challenge #nepeta

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Wait, w)(a…

W-W)(ale, of course! I mean… I was raised to someday krill )(er Imperious Condescension and take over t)(e )(andling of our entire race, I couldnt very swell be left uneducated!

And for t)(e majority of t)(ose sweeps, my moray-eel was —Eridan. )(e wouldnt )(ave let me not learn t)(e t)(ings I needed to know…

Um…

Glub.

O)(. W)(ale… I mean.

U)(.

W)(AL—-E.

I dont know, -Equius! You )(ave refused my nickname, a mark of my affection for you, you )(ave insulted me, no matter )(ow inadvertantly you may )(ave done so…

And you want to be punis)(ed.

So tell me, W)(Y s)(ould I give you w)(at you want, w)(en you )(ave so deeply offended me?

#chthoniancustodian #[[ i feel like i should be sorry but i can't ]]

D --> Well I never, are you trying to tell me that you are not going to take my ac%ions to b100dpumper and punish me

D --> It is not as though my ac%ions have been left in the air to be undecided, what I have done to your heiressness is beyond 100d

D --> The dexterity and levels of depraved outcomes comes with numerous of punishments that c001d possibly be bestowed upon my peasant self, miss

D --> Either you do so or you are a mockery to your caste

D --> I rest my case

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idk what 2 do sum1 should talk to me

D --> Greetings human once more

D --> I am not sure if you received my first sa100tation

D --> But I w001d once more like to make your acquaintanceship

Oh I don’t mind at all dear!

His name is Xanefarious, he’s a very close friend.

Strong, tall, caring, passionate.

Oh, sorry.

STRONG.

Hehe~

D --> Oh dear, Xanefarious you say

D --> So

D --> From what I am seeing and more so hearing

D --> He was a troll of success and e%treme fortune of happiness

D --> T-That is something I w001d be willing to deal with

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T)(en Ill stop calling you -Equifis)( post)(aste.

But I would PIK-E to R—EMIND YOU t)(at if you are going to pull t)(e ‘D—> You are the heiress and must act as befitting one of your station’ card on me, t)(en Im going to use t)(at too.

I am t)(e )(—EIR-ESS to t)(e Alternian T)(rone, no matter )(ow useless t)(at title may be in my tideline, given t)(e lack of a t)(rone to ascend to, and t)(e lack of a race to rule. T)(is not ONLY makes me a fis)(-troll, t)(erefore making your insistence t)(at it is ‘repulsive’ to be compared to a fis)( V—ERY RUD—E…

But ALSO means t)(at I )(ave t)(e indisputable rig)(t to act )(OW—EV—ER I PL—EAS—E!

3>8|

And, finally, you are completely capable of glubbing- you just did, as a matter of fact! And it was a pun, anotter way of saying ‘talking’, w)(ic)( you know full swell!

I will take into consideration t)(e fact t)(at you did not mean to offend, even t)(oug)( Im s)(ore t)(at you were fully aware t)(at w)(at you said was offensive even as you said it.

All of t)(at aside, your fis)(es s)(all be respected, —Equius. I will use your name instead of t)(e nickname I am more fond of.

#chthoniancustodian #[[ and on that day equius' shorts grew ten times tighter that day. ]]

D --> My word, your grace

D --> But I was not fully aware that you had the spunk within your holy self to say such things

D --> Though I will not deny my words have been brash and otherwise e%tremely blunt I cannot help but admit your knowledge and vocabulary is far greater than I had e%pected

D --> I...Erm

D --> Might need a towel

D --> Just from your harsh words a100ne have struck a chord within myself, it screams for the need to be punished and thus more be put into my place

D --> As the b100b100d I am I hope you w001d take into great consideration to punish me for speaking against your words, ma'am

D --> It w001d be greatly appreciated, p-please

Oh I’ve known your alternates.

And I’m dear friends with one of your ancestors. :33

D --> O-Oh my

D --> Is that so

D --> Um, if you do not mind me asking in the least

D --> What is he like

My name is Artemis.

Are you Equius?

D --> Ah, greetings Artemis

D --> And yes, I am Equius Zahhak

D --> Though I am very curious as to how you know my name

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Hello there~!

D --> Greetings there

D --> Erm, I am not sure how to address you 100b100d

D --> What is your name

Hey guys I made an OOC page on my blog

I would REALLY appreciate it if you would read it

#ooc

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Of course it isnt! 38o T)(at would be a R—E—ELY seally name to )(ave. Its just a nickname! You are —Equifis)( in t)(e same wave t)(at Gamzee is Mackerel and Karkat is Karcrab! )(e)(e.

O)(, but if you would rat)(er I didnt call you t)(at, I can stop! 38) I dont want to offend you!

O)( t)(ank you, youre so sweet. But reely, just enjoy yours)(ellf and maybe glub at me sometides, and t)(ats all I need. As long as youre )(appy!

D --> That is udderly repulsive to be compared to a fish, ma'am

D --> I mean no offense by this in the least, and I w001d appreciate if you c001d stop with the silliness

D --> You are one of grave importance and sh001d act as such, the e%tent of your childish and f001ish bahoofvior is worrisome

D --> And neigh, I cannot glub, ma'am

#chthoniancustodian

D --> Sa100tations everyone

D --> Have you all been behaving yourselves

D --> I w001d hope so, there is not need for you delinquents to be gallivanting your 100d and brash behoofvier

#good mornin?

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oh come on equius

dont tell me youre

jealous