redistribution centre

I DELETED MY OLD BLOG BY ACCIDENT PLS FOLLOW THIS ONE SO I CAN CONTINUE TO FILL UR DASHBOARD THANKS click here for a random post!

[certified-llama-chauffeur]

HEY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY BLOG (13th Feb). THIS IS THE REPLACEMENT. FUCK SHIT. if u see this follow me so I can follow you back!

impt sideblogs (I’ve lost access to them oof)

- poop-flying (flight rising blog) EDIT: 26 Mar - this one was deleted because it got corrupted after I deleted the OG certified-llama-chauffeur. remade it, starting from scratch

- word-count-bullet-count (quotes and general lit stuff)

I gotta wait to remake these because I’ve hit the limit for sideblogs today. An all round terrible no good kinda shit day I won’t lie :( I managed to download the data from these blogs onto my laptop through TumblThreeApp so that’s a plus at least! at least,, _(:ì」∠)_ I used to follow over 2k blogs so it’ll take me a while to build it back up again

EDIT: GOT EM BACK I had to email staff but I’ve got control of my sideblogs again!

EDIT: Mar 26 LOST POOP-FLYING. remade but I am v v bummed about it

[mothcub]

[victusinveritas]

[calcichel]

I looked it up and the guy who studied this most recently does a lot of analysis on planets via vibration; he also published a bunch of stuff about the composition of Mars based on its seismic activity.

In 2009 he also had this to say about the Moon:

> We find that the small but frequent impacts generate seismic signals whose codas overlap in time, resulting in a permanent seismic noise that we term the “lunar hum”

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

I neverr lose

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[lexxnova]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

[foolsturmoil]

beautiful interaction i saw on the internet today

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[depsidase]

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[thegenderdruid]

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

[corruptedromi]

[pawberri]

Lunar new year is coming up so I drew this based on the beautiful fat horse sculpture in nanjing

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]