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theatrewytch:
the ted talk is still going, do watch your voice volume.
i eat what i want ok i wanna get noticed
starters / prompts taken from various characters starring in the game fire emblem : three houses . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ feel free to say hi whenever you like ”
“ don’t hold back for my sake ”
“ you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ? ”
“ you act like you’re full of regret , but I know you don’t really mean it ”
“ you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face ”
“ don’t be ashamed of crying ”
“ could you keep quiet for a bit ? ”
“ you’re actually kind of amazing ”
“ do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ? ”
“ stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed ”
“ naive and uptight is no way to live your life ”
“ you’d better watch that temper ”
“ i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you ”
“ your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling ”
“ I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you ”
“ when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ? ”
“ you expect me to believe that ? ”
“ i’ve had enough of your foolish antics ”
“ i wish you would not sneak up on me like that ”
“ before you reprimand me , take a moment to consider your own failings ”
“ it is like hearing a snake sing an aria ”
“ am I hearing a deathbed confession ? ”
“ i never have any idea what you’re talking about ”
“ don’t walk away when i’m talking to you ”
“ you’ll be the death of me for sure ”
“ i do not intend to die ”
“ i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit ”
“ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile ”
“ i do not desire your gratitude ”
“ you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear ”
“ perhaps i was flustered needlessly ”
“ i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be ”
“ you’re going a little overboard ”
“ you have shaken me to my very core ”
“ so this is what death is like ”
“ if you get sick of me , i’m sorry ahead of time ”
“ i’m embarrassed just thinking about it ”
“ you’re like a little brother to me ”
“ spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad ”
“ if our roles were reversed , I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you ”
“ you actually hate me , right ? ”
“ you haven’t stabbed me yet ”
“ i want to be more like you ”
“ i actually envy the size of your heart ”
“ i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches ”
“ there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world ”
“ sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs ”
“ sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”
“ yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally ”
“ you have to abandon old feuds ”
“ learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me ”
“ i always trust that you’ve got my back ”
“ if only people could be more like flowers ”
“ if you promise not to resort to violence , I’ll do whatever you want ”
“ i can’t stand the sight of me either ”
“ i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time ”
“ i did what was necessary to get you to comply ”
“ you have so much power in you , just waiting to be unleashed ”
“ i’m hopelessly terrified of you ”
theatrewytch·:
“ lucky me, is it? i am sure a doctor such as yourself would have no need for servants seeing as how bull headed you tend to be on your own. “ the thought alone amuses her : miyo with servants yet too stubborn to actually make use of them. hand reaches outwards to pet her cat ‘pon her head though the affection is only minimally returned as expected. “ teach me a thing or two you say? and what would become of the manor if i burnt it down in one of your lessons? i do say we both would have to set roots in your house, dear miyo. “
——— AND AS ALWAYS , must Ikuko be incredibly spot-on with her deductions ? of course , Miyo sees nothing more than annoyances when it comes to servants ; if something goes missing , there would be too many to blame ! the mere thought of other people touching her things and setting them right according to their specifications instead of hers......the general instruction of ‘ please clean this room ‘ would end up with Miyo barely containing her disapproval over every arrangement despite it fulfilling the minimum requirements of it being already clean !
and of the manor burning.....well, it truly would be an understatement if Miyo were to say that she has had her fair share of fires, adding to the mere prospect of the both of them setting foot in her newly bought ( oh , the joys of escaping rent ! ) house in a gated and guarded community....
“ I’ll certainly see to it that you will NOT burn a hole in the ceiling of your own kitchen , thank you very , very much ! “ Miyo starts , taking the provocative bait hook , line and sinker ! “ However......come to think of it , have I told you about my new house ? the one I bought recently; you really should bring the boy along to come and visit , since he too would be awfully bored being cooped up in this City of Books for far too long ! we may be WITCHES , but to be confined in one domain.....well , that wouldn’t be fair to the real estate ! “
theatrewytch:
“ it is all a process, is it not? he is still recovering, no doubt. who knows, mayhaps he was once a grand culinarian and you will, ufu, eat those words. “ a brief recline in her seat, finger tapping gently ‘pon the utensil. “ hmm? taking after my cooking? i do doubt that as i have never cooked since his arrival or even before then. you cannot be considered bad if you do not try. besides, the servants have the cooking under control with no issue. “
——— “ IF HE IS INDEED A GRAND CULINARIAN , then I will most definitely look forward to it ! “ she eats anyways ; waste is never an option when it comes to food , and when Ikuko’s infernal cat tries to stake her claim on her lap , it is then that Miyo truly wonders if Bern would be ambivalent enough to eat rice off the floor ! “ lucky you indeed , with all your fine servants ; speaking of cooking , why don’t I teach you a thing or two ? perhaps it may awaken the culinary genius in you , God forbid ! “
——— “ YOUR BOY ISN’T A VERY GOOD COOK , IS HE ? “ because really , the rice that they were both eating didn’t really sit well in her palate , much less her stomach ! whether Tohya was there or not , Miyo would definitely be sure to take a slight jab at his mediocre cooking , simply because the boy was afraid of so many things that it would give a world record book a run for their money . “ But then again , he takes after you in that department , doesn’t he , Auau ? “
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