Semi-active. Semi-unhinged.

No preferred pronouns. 32.

[cestwaterloo]

Guys, do I lock in on the Aubrey-Maturin book series by Patrick O‘Brian?

It’s 20 (21 if you count the unfinished one) books.

[klapollo]

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

[ventresses]

This is a perfect time to read the brilliant and unforgettable graphic novel(s) Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, about growing up in Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution, and the rise of the oppressive theocracy that persists to this day.

Both graphic novels are available free online (Persepolis vol. 1, Persepolis vol. 2)

It also was adapted to a wonderful film (co-directed and co-written by the author) which is available to watch for free on Sundance Now (sign up for the free trial)

[cestwaterloo]

Will I ever get to a point in life where I don’t show up to an event in a nice fit combined with my one and only pair of Birkenstock because that’s my only sandal?

Probably not.

I’ll long for a different pair once a year for a nice event and then forget about it.

[audliminal]

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[cestwaterloo]

If I see another big company do a even partially AI generated ad anywhere, I am personally begging the pope to do an actual crusade.

I’ll join.

I‘m not even Catholic.

[cestwaterloo]

List 5 songs you like to listen to and tag the last 10 people in your notifs!

tagged by @peg-the-empire <3 1. "6 FEET UNDER" GRAVEDGR 2. "Traum vom Tod II" Subway To Sally 3. "Good Boy" Paris Paloma 4. "Energie" Soffie 5. "Spark" Poor Man's Poison Now for the tags: @braidedriver24 @lipsie @fred-erick-frankenstein @homericwinter @soldierorking @fibonacho @im-not-luu @missiemoosie @lord-alligator @streatfeild

No pressure <3

[toomanydamnfangirls]

^ This man makes love to you in the sweetest, gentlest, most tender and loving way possible

^ This man fucks you until you see stars and the only thing you're still able to say is his name

[toomanydamnfangirls]

^ This man just got railed by his superior, did not enjoy it for one bit and is now Going Through It

(... yes this addition is your fault @peg-the-empire. Everyone go read "the baser things in man" if you haven't already)

[cestwaterloo]

In honor of pride month:

Here’s to all those who like me did not have actual words for their experiences until well into adulthood!

The conversation about gender, sexuality and anything related was so limited growing up that I defaulted to bisexual and eventually pansexual for the longest time because that’s as close as I got.

So shout out to my fellow gender apathetic people who just really don’t care about gender in themselves and partners! I see you!

[cestwaterloo]

Happy pride month to all those who celebrate!

[cestwaterloo]

Bear with me but:

Could Andrew Gillette be of Huguenot ancestry?

Because while the last name Gillett (or variations thereof) certainly existed historically in England and on the British isles, Gillette is a much more French spelling.

Considering everything that was going on, it would thus not be entirely unlikely that his grandparents (and potentially parents) were refugees from France.

[depsidase]

[cestwaterloo]

14 years.

Almost.

Almost 14 years ago I got diagnosed with epilepsy and was put on meds.

It took years to find the correct medication and dosage.

I suffered through years of debilitating side effects and worsening seizures.

Today I was told I am stable enough to only have to come in for a check up once a year.

Fuck yeah.

[recherchen-und-archiv]

Man kann ja über die deutsche Literatur sagen was man will aber Märchen haben schon sehr damit gekocht, dass der standard Abschlussatz "Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute." geworden ist. Großartige Anreihung von Worten. Ja, I guess wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute. Kann man nichts gegen sagen. Waren sie glücklich bis ans Ende ihrer Tage? Wer weiß! Aber solange sie nicht gestorben sind dann leben sie noch. Logischer Rückschluss oder so.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[flameandignite]

genuine complaints about historical inaccuracy in potc are so funny to me. what do you mean my gothic swashbuckler punk-rock western movie that's based on a theme park ride didn't get this so and so detail right or depict period-correct attitudes...

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[peg-the-empire]