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[chalametshq]

sms ►ew

sab: for u ???????????????????

sab: u should feel so lucky, giuseppe

sab: it was france. had me feeling some type of way. u can choke

timmy: [ img: https://i.redd.it/i7f5g6hswln11.png ]

timmy: me @ u ❤️

timmy: u first tho

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sms ►ew

sab: i want my pink shirt back, rat.

sab: if u tell anyone what happened over the trip ... 💪😡💪

timmy: no, it's in the trash now :)

timmy: can't have proof of what happened, how embarrassing for me

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iammileycyrus​:

@hchqstarters​

for all of y’all asking, yes, i’m all for hannah montana making a comeback. she’s been in my closet waiting to be worn. i’m thinking to give her a makeover. if you’ve seen the long ended and beloved disney show, what would you like to see in a comeback show? if you haven’t.. how’s your day? what are you working on? i’m getting new music out, finally. midnight sky is out now, listen, you won’t regret it.

i think hannah montana is long due for a good ‘ol 2020 makeover, i feel like her fashion couldn’t fit in with today’s climate. i think i would like to see hannah montana reimagined as an influencer, it would have made far more sense if she was living her secret 2nd life when she got her start on the internet you know? not that i’ve thought about it too much. i’ve got a movie coming out soon, prety stoked about it while blasting midnight sky in the background. 

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pezloueds​:

Oh Val Thorens. I have missed you. Absolutely one of my favourite places in the world and I’m excited to get to checkout all the shops in the little village. And food, of course. What is everyone else looking forward to? Paragliding looks fun, I’d totally go if someone were to come with me.

i’ve been looking forward to trying mountain biking, that’s one venture i’ve yet to attempt. i just hope i don’t make a fool out of myself too much, more than i already do at least. but i’d definitely be down for some paragliding too. 

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mrgeorgemackay​:

Alright, so I need to ask you a very important question - I hope you don’t mind. What’s your favourite French language movie? @chalametshq​

i never mind, although that one is a bit of a hard hitting question. je t’aime, je t’aime is a good one, so i’d probably have to go with that. what about you, do you have a favorite?

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ofscbrina​:

“you did that on purpose!” mirth threatened to put sabrina’s features into an amused grin, though she did her best to keep her scowl set and brows furrowed, gloved hands raking the remnants of snow out of her hair. “you were, like, a million miles that way - there’s no way you accidentally ended up in my lane.” ski poles dropped in the snow in a tangle with timothee’s post-collision, sabrina dropped down to a crouch, working at the straps around her boots in disarray. “couldn’t handle seeing me beat you down the slope? green’s an ugly color on you, timmy.” @chalametshq​​

“i have absolutely no idea what you could even be talking about.” he said, although his devious grin that he failed to conceal would say otherwise. but still, he tried his best to keep a neutral face. “listen, i’m just doing whatever it takes to win, it’s not myself you definitely got a head start back there. all i was trying to do was even out the playing field, jealously has nothing to do with it.” he said with a shrug of his shoulders but the grin finally broke out on his face as he looked over at sabrina. “c’mon, i’ll go get you that cup of cocoa, sore loser.” he teased. 

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lj-collins​:

After almost three months from moving New York back to California, I finally unpacked my last box. Unfortunately, that box was labeled ‘miscellaneous’ and in that box had some of my son’s summer clothes and toys. Still unsure how that happened, my guess my kid got bored during packing and moved everything around.

@hchqstarters​

you know what, choosing one place would just be the smart thing to do instead of having a condo in new york and a temporary home in la. you’re definitely a step ahead of me in that regard. and packing is a rather boring thing, i don’t blame him for wanting to spice things up by giving you a surprise. it’s really a smart move on his part. 

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sms ⤷ mendes

shawn: that's impossible, ur .... unforgettable 😔

shawn: wya what u been up to

tim: all of the sudden the damage has been repaired... love restored..

tim: acting a fool up in la wbu ?

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witneycarscn​:

I can totally recommend, whenever I’m in Utah I miss my pool so badly, it’s crazy.

maybe it’s time i get myself a house with a pool, the house i have now as only temporary anyways a change of scenery could be nice considering i’m spending a lot more time here now.

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ofscbrina​:

as if i don’t have and display the entire box set in my house every day of my life - try again. yes! now there’s a king. you could learn a thing or two, chablegu. sick beat drop or nah? need to know. you know what - save them. spot me a cocoa on the trip. you’re going, right? 

you’ve got the whole boxset? you’re a true twihard, i think that’s what they’re called. if not, that’s still what i’m going with. bold of you to assume i also didn’t teach him a thing or two, the duality of man up in here. you already know there’s a sick beat drop, can’t believe you’d ask me something like that. well, now that i know you’re going and expecting things for me maybe not! but yeah, that was the plan.

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witneycarscn​:

With the weather all I want to do is spend my days in the pool relaxing, just doing nothing, anyone else feel the same?  @hchqstarters​

i definitely feel the same way, except the saddest part is i don’t even have a pool to relax in. i really should’ve gotten a house with a pool, maybe it’s time i reconsider. 

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sms ⤷ mendes

shawn: 👂👁 👄 👁👂

shawn: WHAT

tim: just wanted to get ur attention

tim: its like you have forgotten all about me 😔

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ofscbrina​:

i had other, more important things to watch. like twilight, for the sixth time. when you make a movie as good as twilight, let me know and i’ll watch. how offbeat are we talking here? i sure did. and i’d do it again!

twilight isn’t even on netflix, try again. plus, robert pattinson was in it too, some of his greatest work if you ask me. we’re talking barely there, every 4th beat. or something like that, i don’t know how rhythm works - just the rhymes. you’re getting wilting dandelions then. 

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sms ⤷ mendes

tim: hey

tim: hey :)

tim: LISTEN

tim: hey :)

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ofscbrina​:

bold of you to assume i watched it. listen - i’ll also accept fancy fruit arrangements and/or a singing telegram in congratulations. keep your weeds off my porch, monster. 

how could you not? it was a fantastic movie, we both know that you loved it. can i offer you a lighthearted rap followed by an offbeat round of beatboxing? that’s about all i got to give ya. can’t believe you’d talk to my dandelions about that.... 

[chalametshq]

listen, i know you’re a mom now and you have real responsibilities but i’m about to send out a search party for ya. it’s been far too long since i’ve actually seen your face, what’s up with that? have you since forgotten about me, one of your most favorite people in the world? i’m heartbroken, wounded even brie. @brielarsonhq​

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ofscbrina​:

couldn’t help but notice you didn’t get me a bouquet of flowers the other day to celebrate my new movie. i’m shocked. confused. willing to forgive you if you right this horrible wrong asap. @chalametshq​

and what about the bouquet of flowers i’m still owed when my new netflix movie came out hm? it’s a two way street, dear friend. maybe i’ll gather some dandelions for you and set them outside your door, that’ll do in a pinch right?