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[chaossvt]

mingyu : "be mature at your date okay?"

dk : "mature alright."

[during the date]

joshua : "so what do you do in your free time?"

dk : "taxes."

[chaossvt]

seungkwan : "would you rather be blind or deaf?"

dino : "deaf so i don't have to hear your bullshit."

seungkwan : "you love seeing me that's why."

seungkwan : "i get it."

[HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL]

[chaossvt]

joshua : "are you nervous?"

dk : "yes."

joshua : "is this your first time?"

dk : "no i have been nervous before."

(im still alive guys)

[chaossvt]

s.coups : "my jeonghan is never wrong."

joshua : "what if he turned out wrong?"

s.coups : "i would reshape reality to make him right."

[I AM BACK!]

[chaossvt]

dk : "whoever your crush is, i bet she's lovely."

seungkwan : "actually it's a he."

dk : "oh who is it?"

dk [ internally ] : it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon it's vernon

seungkwan : "it's vernon."

dk : "what!! i had no idea!"

[chaossvt]

wonwoo [ leans ] : "wanna do something dirty?"

mingyu [ gulps ] : "y-yeah."

wonwoo : "the kitchen."

wonwoo : "go and clean the kitchen."

mingyu :

[chaossvt]

woozi : "you're such an idiot a complete loser."

hoshi : "can you let go of my hand?"

woozi [ gripping tighter ] : "what the hell!? of course no!"

[chaossvt]

dk : "thirteen year old me would be terrified and in awe at who i am now."

mingyu : "thirteen year old me wouldn't think i'd get this far."

the8 : "i'd fight thirteen year old me."

[chaossvt]

dino : "how are you feeling?"

seungkwan : "i have been experiencing a headache lately that tends to come and go."

hoshi [ walks in ]

seungkwan : "there it is."

[chaossvt]

[ seoksoo texting ]

dk : you belong to a museum

dk : you look like you came from a rainsauce

joshua : ??

dk : ranisence

dk : renssiunce

joshua : almost

dk : renissanc

joshua : renaissance

dk : yes!

joshua : that's so sweet

[chaossvt]

mingyu : "it isn't gay if i date wonwoo hyung but like bros right?"

dk : "im not an expert but that sounds gay."

the8 : "im an expert that's gay."

[chaossvt]

[ gyuseok texting ]

dk : where are you?

mingyu : where are YOU?

dk : im at home eating ramen

mingyu : IM AT THE GROCERY STORE

dk : lol y r u there still?

mingyu : I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK HERE WITH MY WALLET THAT I ASKED YOU TO GET JEBSBSNNS

dk : um sry i couldn't... find it

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[chaossvt]

joshua : "why your back's all scratched up?"

dk [ having flashbacks where he chased a racoon after joshua told him to leave it alone ]

dk : "im having an affair."

[chaossvt]

wonwoo [ staring intensely at mingyu's chest ]

mingyu : "what is it?"

wonwoo : "it's your shirt."

mingyu : "what's wrong with it?"

wonwoo : "it's still on you."

[chaossvt]

seungkwan : "your hair looks good today."

vernon : "my hair looks good everyday what do you mean?"

seungkwan : "you make it hard to flirt you know."

vernon : "you make me hard."

seungkwan :

vernon [ winks ] : "that's how you flirt."

[chaossvt]

jun [ carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands ]

the8 [ reaching out a hand to help him ]

jun [ switching all of the bags to one hand ][ holds the8's hand in another ]

the8 : "that's not what i - okay."

[chaossvt]

joshua : "where's dokyeom?"

dino : "doing stuff."

joshua : "don't like the sound of it, where's minghao and seungkwan?"

dino : "stopping dokyeom hyung from doing stuff."

joshua : "mingyu and hoshi?"

dino : "stopping minghao hyung and seungkwan hyung so that dokyeom hyung can do stuff."

joshua : "and you?"

dino : "distracting you so dokyeom hyung can do the stuff."