Yea, I'm that guy

Chase Bergey, gay, junior

[sxmeoldlxve-deactivated20170405]

Sure. Well you will be pleased to know that I’m not attracted to you in that way…but in a good way, of course

[chase-bergey]

Of course, Of course!

[abandonopulence]

Just a sad little gay boy. I can make that life a little less hellish. Selfie?

[chase-bergey]

Bye, Queen Bitchface.

[ravenousmilo]

How so? I work there.

[chase-bergey]

Oh.. I thought.. Never mind. When's a good time for you?

[abandonopulence]

But it won’t be me. It’ll be Charlotte. And unlike you, I do want to humiliate her.

[chase-bergey]

I'm not a fucking pervert.

[ravenousmilo]

Great. Be sure to stop at the Ostroff some time. We can go from there.

[chase-bergey]

Funny. 

[abandonopulence]

Test you how? I’m giving you A Class gossip. Maybe it’ll even increase your status.

[chase-bergey]

Like what? No one's going to believe that I saw your boobs, nor will I humiliate you and take pictures.

[ravenousmilo]

Sure, but it’s not for the lighthearted. Blood and gore have nothing on my ways. They’re a little unconventional.

[chase-bergey]

I'd love to learn

[sxmeoldlxve-deactivated20170405]

I might be cute but I’m not clueless, bub. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean I can’t call you hot. Or is there a rule that I can’t?

[chase-bergey]

I just didn't want to get your hopes up

[abandonopulence]

It fits fine. But I can totally wear nothing.

[chase-bergey]

Okay…?

Are you trying to test me or something?

[sxmeoldlxve-deactivated20170405]

So I’ve been told. You’re hot by the way 

[chase-bergey]

Gay as a rainbow sweetheart.

[ravenousmilo]

I never said good behaviour. Trust me, bad behaviour goes a very long way, but it needs to be paired classically. Black suit and tie, a good smirk and tidy words.

[chase-bergey]

Care to teach me your ways?

[sxmeoldlxve-deactivated20170405]

I can tell… Well I don’t think I should stare any longer then

[chase-bergey]

You're cute.

[abandonopulence]

I thought so.

[chase-bergey]

That doesn't look like it fits right.

[ravenousmilo]

It’s all about the right people in this town, maybe you should meet them and I don’t know use appropriate language. Bro.

[chase-bergey]

Appropriate language and good behavior has gotten me beaten up my entire life

[abandonopulence]

Are you just naturally dumb? Or is that a gay thing?

[chase-bergey]

Gay thing. Definitely a gay thing. 

[chase-bergey]

I’m sure you’d be atleast a little uncomfortable with someone staring at you

Used to it.

[ravenousmilo]

It’s kind of not my problem. I know the owner, quite well actually — reciprocal arrangements and all. They know not to disappoint.

[chase-bergey]

Lucky you bro. I've been here for fifteen minutes. Kinda pissed.