SHAKIN’ TABLES WITH RYAN & CHA: DEAR KANYE WEST
I’m sure by now you’ve all seen Kanye’s sit down interview with Jimmy Kimmel that had the internet shaking their heads last night. Well, Cha and I certainly did and we have a few words for the self proclaimed "creative genius"
RYAN: Sir….You may want to pull up a chair and strap yourself down because this is going to be a rough fucking ride. I’ll keep it short. You’re a disaster. You’re exhausting. You completely drained me last night with your appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. Honestly, could you be any more obnoxious?
Let’s be clear, you should have never been on the show to begin with because you should have never thrown a Twitter temper tantrum because of Jimmy’s skit, which by the way, was hilarious. Jimmy is a comedian and quite frankly you make yourself an easy target by being so inane and void of reality.
You’re talented, we all can agree on that but talent doesn’t give you a pass for being a complete asshole. Get over yourself. I’m convinced North West has more sense than you and she can’t even hold up her own head.
The only thing I sympathize with you on is how the paparazzi treats and incites you but at the end of the day you’re a global entertainer and you might as well consider it one of the hazards of the job or just tell Kim Kardashain and Kris Jenner to stop calling TMZ, douchebag.
CHA: Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Where does one begin with your antics?
I am such a supporter of your music AND the message (although I have to replay certain parts of your interviews multiple times to catch every reference), but in that convoluted brain of yours you always seem to lose your points in translation.
Honestly, I liked the majority of your interview and you touched on important points, but I think we need to get you a different forum because your ability to switch gears from topic to topic without a clear understanding is annoying. Also, your ability to go from 0 to 1000 is concerning.
But, I have to agree with Ryan to his point of you COMPLETELY missing the point of the sketch and on the show for no real reason. I mean, who the hell gets mad at kids for drinking milkshakes and then brings up how they were disrespecting Nori? Um… *crickets*
Nori rolled her eyes and was trying to contact Blue Ivy for a play date on the sly because you were so embarrassing.
So, tone it down brah. I mean really, you were mad over these:
But on top of that and possibly the most concerning part of the interview, is the fact that you think Kim K deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? You are out of your damn mind! What the hell does she do that inspires others to do/be great? I think you struggle to remember that while you hustled and networked your way to the top, she “started from the bottom”…of Ray J.
Now that we are clear on that, take your time on gathering her credentials, I’ll wait.
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