And as always, ennnnjoy~

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massage the cabbage give it a toss improve the taste and texture babey!

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my hands are lightly dusted with flour ... and that feels amazing!!

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*talking to my bowl of pureed ham* we will finish off with a nice big scoop of mayo

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THE BERRIES

They’re hot, they’re juicy, and they’re sweet!

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Y͞OU A҉RE T͟ḨE̴ BR͟UCE͘ L̀E͠Ȩ OF YOU̶R ̸R̸AS͢PB̛ÈRR̛Y ̷CO̶ULI̧S Y̷O̧U̡ ̀ÁR҉E T͜HE C͞A̧P͞T͡AI͠N̡ R͝O̸N҉ ̀O̡F͜ YOU͠R DIJ͏O̢N͏ YO̡Ư ĄRÉ ̡THE̷ ̀ḾI͡S̶S̨ ̛JACKSOǸ ̵IF̡ ͟Y̸OU̢'R͘E N̢A͠STY̛ ͝OF ̸Y̵O̸U̢R͝ ̀C͢OR͝N͏I̸SH ̵PA̕ST̢Y̸ ̛Y͟O͘U͜ ͘ÁRE҉ ͟T̡HE̕ ͝DWI҉GH҉T̴ SC̀HR̛UTE͟ ̡O̷F̛ YOUR V͜E͢GE̢TA̧B̕L̶E̡Ś ͡AN̸D̕ ̨FR̶U̸I͟T҉ Y̴OU'R̴E̛ T͢HE S͢ARA͢H P̸AL͘IN̷ ̶OF ̀NO͟T F̕A͏I̧LIN YOU ̡ARE T͢H͝E̶ ̸CO̸LONȨL OF YOUR C̢OR͟Ń ͠YÒU ̡ĄR͡E͟ T̵H̡E ͢U͝NCLE ͡BÍL͜LY O͡F̵ YOU҉R̶ I̶TA͘LIÁN̢ ̕S͏ĄUSAGÈ ͜CHIL̶I ́Y ͞O͜ ͘ U͞ ̴ A͝ R̸ ̵E̛ T͜ ͝H ̴E ̴M ͘Ȩ ̵A͢ ͢T̢ ̡L O̷ A͏ ̡F̢ O ̸F̵ ͟ ͏Y͡ ͟O͞ U ̸U ͞R ̢M ͟ ͜E A ̸ ͡ ̕T͢ ͢ ĻƠ ͏O͢ ̴A ̸F̢

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remember, cold milk plus hot roux equals no lumps

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me flirting w/ my wife michele:

* cracking four eggs into a Bowl™, (frkealsy sjmal )WHIIIIiiiiiIIIISK in the p a n t * this one's called thebreak and stir

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Give 'em the ol’ tappa tappa