moved to @tealvampire

i really don’t use this anymore so see ya guys!

[staraptor]

New Years is a time to reflect on all the dogs and cats we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the dogs and cats we’ll see in the year to come

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

attacka you with a branch

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

attacka

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

attacka

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

[chocoramo-cow]

Pucci: jojo? That's dumb who even calls you that?

Jolyne:

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[stydixa]

[tupstann]

Вечерние почеркули

[otomesuffering]

The Arcana characters as tumblr posts 7/???

[angelicgaygirl]

this made my heart hurt

[3rrol]

Mercedes and Melchior do not wear ordinary dog collars.

Their collars are, in fact, modified Cartier necklaces, and each of them is worth its owner's weight in gold.

Lucio gets one for himself, too, just because it's pretty and he likes the idea of matching his babies!

[bricksarcanamadness]

the best part of lucios new update is when montag calls lucio a boomer and immediately lucio decides that he’s willing to murder an eighteen year old. very accurate.

[meloncholor-deactivated20240830]

Asra: *gives MC his heart* MC: *dates lucio* Asra:

[missheis]

Anyway, you all ever think about how no one has probably ever asked Lucio if he was alright and them having to deal with his tantrums and chalking it up to "him being a brat" (In which he is) but also inadvertently not helping the situation by not trying to understand why he's acting like that?

Not to project here (but to also totally project), but as someone who's temper is set off by seemingly 'random' things (like over stimulation and sensory overloads), if people were to just sit back and watch me go fucking buck wild they'd call me a brat too.

But (shockingly) when someone asks me if I'm alright and if they can help, I calm down and actually want to speak about the subject.

No one has probably ever tried, or even attempted in any way, to help him calm down and/or deflect the problem into something other than him "being a brat"

He is a brat, he is a spoiled man, he is someone who's taken things for granted and not had a care in the world; but, inabling the behavior isn't a good tactic to use even if he is The Count.

Boy needs a therapist.

[captains-price]

Me, playing every other route: Lucio was responsible for the death of countless people, refuses to own up to that fact, made a deal with the devil, and killed his own father and attempted to kill his mother. He’s a horrible person, who got what was coming to him.

Me, playing Lucio’s route:

[incorrect-the-arcana-quotes]

MC: Hey Julian can you carry this box? It's pretty heavy

Julian: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

MC: I'm both equally impressed and concerned. 

[missheis]

Lucio: all women, are queens

Montag: if she breathes, she's a T H O T

[arcanamelon]

Lucio aka Montag MOTHERRRRRRsson

[triplecactus]

Um.. hello! I’m new to your blog (which is amazing it makes me smile) and was wondering if you could draw luchesi with Locio?

Of course! Thank you for enjoying my stuff! 💕