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Newton: an object in motion tends to stay in motion.

Me: hah have you even seen me run?

Opening the selfie camera on accident be like:

THESE ARE LEGIT PHOTOS I TOOK WHILE TAKING A MILLION PICTURES ON MY FRIENDS PHONE,

MY BROTHER JUST YELLED “GOODNIGHT DAD” AND I REPLIED GOODNIGHT BACK AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL YOUR NOT DAD WHO ARE YOU MAGICAL HOUSE VOICE” AND I LOUD WHISPERED VOLDEMORT AND HE SCREAMED HELP IM CRYING.

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ok i just wanted to clarify my brother is almost 8 and finished reading the books i dont have a dumbass 17 year old brother like the rest of the bloggers on this website.

MY BROTHER JUST YELLED "GOODNIGHT DAD" AND I REPLIED GOODNIGHT BACK AND HE WAS LIKE "WHAT THE HELL YOUR NOT DAD WHO ARE YOU MAGICAL HOUSE VOICE" AND I LOUD WHISPERED VOLDEMORT AND HE SCREAMED HELP IM CRYING.

Why give notes to the teacher when you can give notes to me?

Does anybody else go through their school's older yearbooks and look at the poles and like the most ugly person you've ever seen is "best looking" and be like what the Frick frack didly mac fuck happened here.

Today I burnt my tongue on pizza and I think that is a metaphor; Even the things you love most can hurt you.

#lol #so funny #pizza #give this notes

What didn't kill me didn't make me stronger...

it just made me scared as f*** to go to my Walmart ever again.

#walmart #scary #didn't kill me #what doesn't kill you #makes you stronger #what doesn't kill you makes you stronger #f***#yup #lol #text post #text posts

Jensen..." I mumble as I am rocking back and forth in the corner of my room as watch the entire series of SUPERNATURAL.

#lololol #text posts

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My sister had like 8 friends over and hey were all in the next room over singing “You Can’t Stop the Beat” from Hairspray and I put on my “scream” mask and climbed onto the balcony that both our rooms shared stood at the sliding door until one of them noticed me.

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OMGOGOMGMGOMG I stood outside for 20 minutes. When one of the noticed me they all screamed and tried to run then one of them tripped and then everyone else trippe.

OMG IM CRYING.

#LOL #YUP #TRUE STORY

My sister had like 8 friends over and hey were all in the next room over singing "You Can't Stop the Beat" from Hairspray and I put on my "scream" mask and climbed onto the balcony that both our rooms shared stood at the sliding door until one of them noticed me.

#lol #yup #scary #scream #sleepover #girls #you cant stop the beat #hairspray #sing #song #singing #sliding door #balcony

Do you ever just want to wrap your legs around someone while romantically hugging them, then take out your knife and stab them in the back because you are the superior alpha?

#okay then #lol #weird #stab #knife #hugging #romantically #do you ever #wrap you legs #leg wrap

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*fights crime in a ball gown and heels*

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#peach #princess peach #mario #mario bros #super #smash #brawls #super smash brawls

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my style of dressing is the same outfit except in different color variations

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My first thought to this post Catalna bc I thought <atelomortalis> was talking about salad dressing...

#yikes #lol #oops #whoops #slip

Omg so, I'm usually a really participating person and today I was really quiet bc my friend annoyed me and my teacher asked "why r u so quiet" and just looked up, with the most evil look on my face and said "well no one plans a murder out loud do they?" and everyone in the class left me alone for he rest of the day.

#evil #lol #yup #murder #scary #looks #glance #alone #annoyed #annoying

Me straight struttin' solo in school

#oh god #lol #me #struttin #school #bluse clues #old #weird #weirdos #elmo

When I see my crush with someone else

#lol #sad #yep #me #so me #this is me #yessss

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