A Field Guide to Spotting Chinks from Real Men.
Chinks are a genetic anomaly within Homo sapiens. Riddled with genetic inferiority, asian males were unable to evolutionarily develop the characteristics of the male species. If you were an alien race observing the Planet Earth, you would not think that asian males and White Men belonged to the same species, but really, with so much divergence in their genotypes and phenotypes, chinks are practically a different species: Homo chinkesis.
So for an alien race, how does one differentiate Homo chinkesis from Homo sapeins?
Homo sapiens have chiseled and angular faces. They have high cheekbones and deep-set eyes. The easiest characteristic to spot is that they can grow hair on their faces. Thick, rough beards and stubbles.
Homo chinkesis have smooth baby faces. They don’t look much different from female Homo sapiens or juvenile humans. They have little eyes, slanted and almond-shaped. They are unable to grow any hair on their faces.
Homo sapiens have broad and massive bodies. They are characterized by defined musculature with easily identifiable pectoral muscles and biceps. Like their faces, they can grow thick hair on their bodies especially their chests.
Homo chinkesis have smooth, thin bodies. They are unable to grow any hair and their torsos are like planks of wood. They are unable to gain any mass and are physically weak and inept. Their arms are of uniform width and only as thick as their wrists.
Homo sapiens are characterized by cocky and confident personalities. They are very self-assured and completely aware of their alpha status in the animal kingdom. They pride themselves in being superior, especially compared to Homo chinkesis.
Homo chinkesis are pathetic. They are naturally submissive especially when faced with Homo sapiens. They try to imitate the natural aggression and dominance of Homo sapiens but fail miserably. Since they do not possess the genetic disposition and capacity to be an alpha, they end up looking hilarious and desperate.
A typical and easy litmus test in separating Homo sapiens from Homo chinkesis is by making them flex their arms. The act of flexing an arm is a normal act in sexual selection. Much like how a peacock spreads its feathers in a fan, male humans flex their arms in order to broadcast their masculinity and superiority.
Homo sapiens are effortless in flexing. They exude confidence and aggression with a simple act. Their big biceps signify their strength while their steely gaze embody their disdain for inferior species.
Homo chinkesis are anxious when they flex. They know their tiny mouse-like bumps are laughable. They sheepishly smile with their ugly teeth and their slant eyes are somewhat apologetic. Female Homo sapiens are capable of having more impressive flexing than Homo chinkesis.
If a single arm flex isn’t enough for you, then a double arm flex will surely put an end to any ambiguity.
With a double flex, Homo sapiens adopts a complete aggressive stance. It expands his chest to massive proportions and his two big arms are like pincers about to attack any prey. It is a pose that will strike fear into anyone who witnesses it, for it unequivocally reveals the capacity to destroy anyone they wish to.
For Homo chinkesis, it’s painfully pathetic when they try. The moment they lift their skinny arms, their ribcages show and it shows how thin and weak they are. They are unable to flex properly and their slant eyes just get smaller when they strain to show off any muscle they can muster.
So there you go, some easy methods to separate the two species. Of course, the easiest way would be to check their genitals, but that involves taking off their clothes. When time is critical, observing their faces, bodies, and poses are often good enough to determine whether they’re Homo sapiens or Homo chinkesis.
