Put 'em Up

Chris here. Leave it be and so will I.

[eleanorburwell-deactivated20151]

I s’tole it back.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Your virginity?

[agent-ben-waterman]

It’s like a year until 2015. Where the fuck are the hover boards?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Probably wherever you left your common sense.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[butwhycharlie]

Well done. 

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Wasn't looking for your support, kid.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[christina-lancaster]

That wouldn’t make too much sense.

Since drinking often cures the hangover.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I was so hungover that I still felt drunk. Or something...

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[willowfms]

How does one become allowed to know these top secret things? 

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I just make 'em up as I go along.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

Nah. Not really. You can always come with me to pick up the keg.

I invited Freya to come over tonight. Put the empty house to good use.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

A keg? Fucking awesome. As long as I get the first go at a keg stand.

Freya...Freya... Which one is that?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[willowfms]

It is, huh, seriously? Is that like top secret Christmas rules? 

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Top secret, so top secret only a select few know.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

Of course I’m going to have a party this weekend.My dad left last night and my brother left his ID so I can use it to buy alcohol. 

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Very nice, man, very nice. Sounds like you've got it all sorted out.

Anything else you need?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[willowfms]

Right, so, good for you — I suppose. 

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Yeah, good for me.

It's Christmas, it's allowed.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

I fucking hate this school. I might have stuffed a kid in the dumpster yesterday. But he deserved it and it was funny.

Still, sounds like more fun then I did. My parents are out of the country for a few weeks and my brothers are back at college.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

My definition of deserving something is very flexible. Good for you, Tom.

And you're not hosting a house party every weekend?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[willowfms]

But it’s, like, a Monday?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Yes, yes it is.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

You better. I mean, I know I’m better looking then you so you get intimidated but you’re one of the only people in this school I can tolerate.

-takes it and takes a swig- You shut up. What did you do last night anyway?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

You keep telling yourself that. Yeah, I know what you mean, some people around here are fucking ridiculous.

Unlikely. Christmas party, wasn't that big. Less people = More booze.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

Well, I didn’t get an invite, asshole.

Fine. We can drink now. But don’t tell anyone because there won’t be any girls there and it’s sort of gay.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Fucking hell, I will next time.

[pulls out a bottle of vodka and takes a swig] Shut up and take a drink, dude. [hands it to him]

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

[thethomascalson]

Did you drink without me?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

You should have been there, man.

Join me now?

[chris-harrelson-blog]

I've been hungover all day...

Maybe a little drunk...

[kaelie-sistern]

I feel like I slept all weekend.

I don’t like it.

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Pass out drunk?

[companionabby]

WHY is there sharpie on my TARDIS bumper sticker?!

[chris-harrelson-blog]

Because someone had a sharpie on them and saw it!?