Busty Crustaceans

damian - 30 - he/they

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[little-cereal-draws]

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

[nelsonakis]

Petition for Smosh to adopt Seán

[swallowthekn1fe]

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

[thescriberider]

Xaden and Violet

[willgrahamscock]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[explosivewhales]

The forest speaks to those who listen

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🌿Commissions🌿

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[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[verishere]

Me: "why don't I have the energy to write? Maybe I'm just a failure..."

The four hours of sleep and two packs of crackers that consist of all I've eaten of today:

[verishere]

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE

[greedysadistdad]

Respectfully, I want to love you in front of people who didn't. I want them to see how much you glow when you're treated right.

[parlaypeach]

What

[parlaypeach]

Reblog for goldan brokle chhadar cheess soup

[parlaypeach]

WINTERTIME!!!

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

being an adult is so funny i just made plans with my friends in MARCH. yayyy can't wait to see you in 30 business days

[dogpuppy]

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity