Princess Roddy's Adventures

My name is Calum, I have ADHD, Dyspraxia and I'm on the Autistic Spectrum. And these are The Adventures of His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar (Princess Roddy Furystrykar, or just Princess Roddy) and his family, the Furystrykar Household.

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The Folly of The Ring of Prestige.

At 9am, Princess Roddy's necklace pinged. '....Who's callin' me in the middle of a bleedin' nap? I'm not even decent right now....' the princess said, grumpily waking up. He tapped the necklace and turned his live feed on. 'His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson speaking...' he said. Shelly adjusted him. A holographic screen appeared in front of him. It showed a caracal patterned felynian wearing a smart dark sea green suit and black trousers. 'Hello, Your Royal Majesty. It's Governess Judith Briggwalsh of Ethertide. I'm so sorry for disturbing your nap. You see, it's The Ring of Prestige. No matter how many times me or President Trevor Wellerman say no to the organization, they insist on you adjudicating their trial.' Judith said. Princess Roddy narrowed his eyes. 'I can see their lawyers are with you....mind putting them on for me?' he asked. 'Of course, Princess Rodderick.' the governess said. A few minutes later, the lawyers, two humans in fuzzy wuzzy brown suits, trousers and shoes, stepped forwards. 'Have you considered the request of our clients, Your Royal Majesty?' they asked. 'Aye. I have. AND IT'S FUCK NO! I AM NO' AJUDICATIN' A MASS TRIAL FILLED WITH SHITEBOLLOCKIN' BELLENDIC GOBSHITES WHO WILL NAE DOUBT WASTE ME AND THE COURT'S TIME! ALSO, IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LEGAL SYSTEM TO SIMSONIA'S! DAE YE HAVE A CO-OPERATIVE COURT SYSTEM, WHERE THE DEFENCE AND THE PROSECUTION WORK TOGETHER TAE GET TAE THE TRUTH? HUH?' Princess Roddy raged. The lawyers adjusted their ties. 'Uhm, no.' one said. 'AH DIDNAE THINK SO! SO DROP IT AND FUCK OFF! DINNAE BAUTHER ME ANY MORE!' Princess Roddy thundered. The lawyers took that as a sign to leave the governess's office and scarpered. 'I'll....just leave you to your nap, Your Royal Majesty. Sweet dreams.' Judith said. She ended the call. The holographic screen went back into Princess Roddy's nacklace. 'I'm goin back tae sleep.' Princess Roddy grumbled. And so he fell asleep again in Shelly's arms, weeping. His aunt hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom once more and bounced him gently on the sofa, humming softly. Shine came over and gave him some very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his cheeks, nose and forehead, adding to the very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches that were already there and she joined in the cuddle and the hum. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Shine answered it. It was the Guild Mistress and Mayor of Clywyd, Taffy Vergil. 'It's a bad time, madam mayor.' Shine said, sighing. 'I could hear. Wow...what happened?' Taffy asked. 'Ring of Prestige happened.' Princess Roddy said telepathically in his sleep, softly crying. 'I'm going to ask the citizens of Clywyd to not bother you when you decide to come out. Will that be ok?' she asked telepathically. 'Please.' the princess replied. 'As you wish, Your Royal Majesty.' the Guild Mistress said, curtsying. She left the portable cottage. Princess Roddy buried his face into Shelly and continued to weep softly. His aunt hugged him tighter against her very generous bosom. Eventually, the weeping stopped as he settled. 'That's all of it.' Shelly said telepathically to Shine. 'I have a feeling that The Ring of Prestige aren't going to try that again.' her twin replied telepathically. And they didn't. 'Obliteratio Targetus Ring of Prestige.' Princess Roddy thought, snapping his fingers in his sleep. Meanwhile in a holding cell, the entirety of The Ring of Prestige got cleanly vaporised. No ash, no dust, nothing left. Back at the portable cottage, His Royal Majesty smiled in his sleep. Shelly noticed. 'He sleep snapped them.' she said, chuckling. 'Sorry, Judith Briggswalsh, I just vaporised The Ring of Prestige.' the princess said apologetically and telepathically in his sleep. 'No worries, Your Royal Majesty.' the governess of Ethertide replied telepathically. Princess Roddy could now have his nappy-nap in peace.

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A Super Early Morning Breakfast!

Princess Roddy slowly woke up at 4am. He stretched his arms and wings and headed downstairs to his bathroom on the first floor. The bath he had was lovely. Then he changed into his masculine everyday attire and went to the kitchen on the ground floor, where the princess prepared scrambled eggs with bacon, anchovies, mushrooms, salmon, samphire, seaweed, olives, capers, artichokes, jalapenos and habaneros. His Royal Majesty sat at the breakfast nook and ate it. It was spicy and flavourful. After he finished, and after he'd had his usual coffee, Princess Roddy emptied the dish washer and decided to wash the plate he'd just used in the sink. After that, the princess sat in his favourite pink armchair in the living room and relaxed. Suddenly, he yawned. 'Curse you, comfortable as feck pink armchair!' he thought, summoning his pink cuddle blanket and drifting off to sleep again. Shine and Shelly woke up at 6am, got washed and dressed in their usual clothes, and then headed downstairs into the kitchen. They had two pains au chocolat each and ate at the breakfast nook. Then the twins headed into the living room. 'Roddy, sweetie?' Shine asked. She and Shelly walked closer to the pink armchair and their hearts melted. His Royal Majesty was completely fast asleep. 'Wait for it...' Shelly said, giggling softly as she sat down on the pink sofa. Sure enough, Princess Roddy teleported into her arms. She hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes, puckered her lips, and gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a pop, and leaving several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches on his face. 'You joining in, Shine?' Shelly asked quietly, so's not to disturb Princess Roddy. 'Not today, twin. Roddy's all yours today.' Shine replied smiling. His Royal Majesty nuzzled closer to his favourite aunt, smiling adorably in his sleep, pink butterfly wings twitching happily. Shelly gently bounced him. 'There we go again, snug against my boobies once more!' she cooed and giggled softly. Meanwhile, Taffy Vergil had woken up in her castle bedroom. She headed to her bathroom, had a shower, got dressed and went downstairs into the guild hall area of Clywyd Castle, heading into her office 'Morning madam mayor. Here's your tallstrider eggs benedict.' Tibbi Clockwrench said, carrying the Guild Mistress's breakfast and placing it on her desk. 'Good morning, Tibbi. And thank you.' Taffy replied, getting stuck into her breakfast. Afterwards, Tibbi took the empty plate away. 'Anything to report?' the Guild Mistress asked. 'Well, madam mayor, The Ring of Prestige's federal trial is in two days time at Ethertide City in the state of Ethertide. Ethertide's Governess Judith Briggwalsh and the President of the UAS Trevor Wellerman have refused The Ring of Prestige's request to have His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson adjudicate the trial.' the gnome fairy replied. 'Why would they request that?!' Taffy exclaimed incredulously. 'You're guess is as good as mine, madam mayor.' Tibbi replied, not quite believing the audacity of the organisation himself. After updating the Guild Mistress and mayor of Clywyd on other things, the gnome fairy took his leave and went to his quest desk to start work. And Princess Roddy? Still in his portable cottage in the castle courtyard, still fast asleep in Shelly's arms, probably aware of The Ring of Prestige's latest shenanigans.

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More Exploration of Clywyd!

At 2pm, according to the sun and moon dial in the Clywyd Sensory Garden, Princess Roddy woke up slowly and looked up at Shelly, who smiled and stroked his hair. The princess stayed snuggled in his favourite aunt's arms as he took in the view of the sensory garden. After a while, he snapped his fingers, cleaned himself up, changed into his feminine everyday attire, sans makeup this time, floated out of Shelly's arms and stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings. Time for another lot of exploration of Clywyd. Princess Roddy, his mother and his aunt exited the Clywyd Sensory Garden and walked along the streets of the guild city. They visited Clywyd Couture, the fashion district of Clywyd first, which had boutiques, hair and beauty salons, jewellery stores and shoe shops. It was lined with rowan trees. Afterwards, the trio found the other shops in Hazel Row. There were gunsmiths, blacksmiths, pharmacies, greengrocers, butchers, cheesemongers and a big general store. Hazel trees dotted this district. In the Respite Quarter, Clywyd's residential district, houses were similar to those he saw in Hearthmist in the state of Yetsol, and it reminded Princess Roddy of Everdew and Sprucederry Grove in Innisgreen in Simsonia, Earth. Afterwards, the princess, Shine and Shelly flew back to Clywyd Castle and headed back inside the portable cottage in the courtyard. It was now 4pm. His Royal Majesty put on his apron and took off his gloves and entered the kitchen. His mother and his aunt waited patiently in the dining room. A few moments later, Princess Roddy came out with three bowls of spaghetti carbonara, made exactly to the Italian recipe, guanciale included. He removed his apron and put his gloves back on. Then the trio tucked into the pasta dish. It was filling! The princess's wings fluttered rapidly in delight and he made adorable, happy little princess noises as he ate slowly. Shine and Shelly were enjoying theirs too! After dinner, Princess Roddy put the empty plates in the dish washer and turned it on. Then he changed into his masculine sleepwear, summoned his cuddle blanket, headed into the living room, sat on the pink sofa and tapped one of his watches. A holographic screen appeared above the pink heart shaped coffee table. His mother and his aunt joined the princess as they watched Relic Hunter Season 1. Yep, he was in a Relic Hunter mood. After a few more episodes of the show, His Royal Majesty yawned. He teleported into his aunt's arms. Shine and Shelly hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms, applied another layer of their shiny, bright pink lipstick, smiled sweetly, batted their eyelashes, puckered their lips, and gave the princess several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a pop, and leaving several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches on his face. Princess Roddy fell asleep, settling into Shelly's arms. His aunt hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom once more and took him upstairs to his rooftop sanctuary. She tucked her adorable nephew into his pink heart shaped sofa bed and gave him a few more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky kisses on his face, each one ending with a pop. 'Sweet dreams, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Me and your mummy will see you in the morning, Roddy.' Shelly said fondly. She blew several, very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches towards him. Then she headed downstairs to the living room and rejoined Shine. Princess Roddy smiled adorably in his sleep, his pink butterfly wings twitching.

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A Calm Afternoon, a Calm Exploration.

Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly didn't need lunch. They'd had cheese and bacon sandwiches before they arrived in Clywyd. So they relaxed in the living room with tea, coffee and triple chocolate marshmallow biscuits. The biscuits were made from a recipe the princess got from Pinkie Pie in Equestria, who considered him her little brother. Anyway, as usual, Princess Roddy had coffee, two sweeteners and a dash of milk, just how he liked it. Mid sip, His Royal Majesty sensed an unwelcome presence in Three Lakes, Simsonia, Earth. 'Excuse me, mum, Aunt Shelly....I won't be long.' he said, putting his pink mug down and instantly going into Super Mode Plus: Devil Form, his greatswords, tonfas and long swords combining into the Hell Blades, a pair of bladed tonfas. The princess quickly bypassed the exit words with a snap. 'There he goes.' Shine said. 'Who do you think it is this time?' Shelly asked her twin. 'Probably some anime villain trying their luck.' Shine replied. Moments later, Princess Roddy was back. He deactivated Super Mode Plus: Devil Form and the Hell Blades split apart. He desummoned his armor and weapons. 'That was Tanya von Degurechaff, from The Saga of Tanya the Evil. Hellrazer'd her arse. The crater I made is filled up, and everything's back to normal.' the princess said. 'Have to say though, that's the first time I've ever seen someone like her show genuine fear. Good riddance tae the genocidal bitch.' he added, picking his mug up and dunking a biscuit into the coffee. 'Mmmm, still hot! Dad, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar say hello, by the way.' Princess Roddy finished. His mother and his aunt looked fondly at him. After coffee, tea and biscuits, His Royal Majesty stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings, and changed into his masculine sleepwear, summoning his cuddle blanket. Then he teleported into his aunt's arms. Shine and Shelly hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms, applied a layer of their shiny, bright pink lipstick, smiled sweetly, batted their eyelashes, puckered their lips, and gave the princess several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a pop, and leaving several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches on his face. Princess Roddy giggled, but he didn't use a makeup removal wipe this time. He settled into his aunt's arms and nuzzled. Shelly hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom once more and gently bounced him on the pink sofa. 'Awwww....there you go, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Snug and comfortable against my boobies...' she said, giggling and cooing softly. 'Me and Shelly love you lots, sweetie...' Shine said, cooing softly as well. Princess Roddy eventually fell asleep, smiling adorably, wings twitching, and making adorable happy little princess noises. He was warm and comfortable. Shine then decided to explore Clywyd, with Shelly following, carrying the princess. They headed out of Princess Roddy's portable cottage in Clywyd Castle's courtyard, out of the guild hall and inn itself, and onto the streets of the guild city, to see what they could find. They found a park with a few small ponds and four park benches, and a lot of flowers and trees. In the centre was a glowing sun and moon dial. This was the Clywyd Sensory Garden. Shine and Shelly sat down on a park bench, closed their eyes and listened to the sound of the trickling water, both of them humming softly. And the princess kept sleeping peacefully in his favourite aunt's arms.

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Clywyd, where the Fae Folk Frolic!

Princess Roddy desummoned his armor and weapons and Shine and Shelly stored their armor and weapons and looked around the guild city. Amongst the usual races, there were human fairies, gnome fairies, elven fairies and gremlin fairies with wings of all types! 'Hey, when in Rome!' the princess said. The trio fluttered around Clywyd. Some of the fairies were using their magic to water and care for plants. some of the younger ones were playing and pranking each other. They fluttered their wings in greeting to Princess Roddy, his mother and his aunt. The three adventurers did their usual greetings back, except as well as his signature curtsy, a bow and a curtsy, Princess Roddy slowly closed and opened his pink butterfly wings twice. Then they spotted Mayor and Guild Mistress Taffy Vergil, a human fairy with blue hair in a hairstyle that reminded His Royal Majesty of Starlight Glimmer's old mane style in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She was in a fetching duck egg blue suit and skirt set and aqua blue slip ons. with silver dragonfly wings. And she was in conversation with a male gnome fairy with gray hair and large stag beetle wings, who was wearing a purple waistcoat, tie and trousers set, and lilac trainers too. They were outside Clywyd Castle. 'No, Tibbi Clockwrench, a party to celebrate His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Fursytrykar of Simsonia's defeat and execution of the late mayor of Tourmarith in the state of Mevagissle, Hillten Ariamistmile, the leader of The Ring of Prestige would not be suitable! Especially if it involves balloons! The princess hates balloons! Trilos Bellwright, the governor of Mevagissle would not approve, and neither would our own governess, Prearwalden Felnmarsh! I know you're the party gnome and master of ceremonies around here, but be sensible!' Taffy said, sighing. 'I...understand, madam mayor.' Tibbi said, dejected 'I'll get back to my quest desk.' the gnome added. He floated back into Clywyd Castle as Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly approached. Taffy looked up and bowed. 'Welcome, Your Royal Majesty, Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order and Miss Shelly Heart, to Clywyd.' she said smiling. Princess Roddy did his signature curtsy with the wing close and open, Shine saluted, and Shelly flashed two peace signs. 'I trust the thunderstorm didn't give you any problems flying here?' the mayor and Guild Mistress asked. 'Not at all, Taffy. And I had the perfect music playing via my earrings, A piece of music from a game people in my country of Simsonia, on Earth, play, called Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fuelled. The track's called Thunder Struck.' the princess replied. 'It's a racing game that has the characters from Naughty Dog's various game series.' he added. The trio and the Guild Mistress chatted as they entered the Guild Hall and inn. 'Well, welcome to my office, home, guild hall and inn, Clywyd Castle!' the mayor of Clywyd said. His Royal Majesty, the commander and the warrior looked around in awe. The castle was massive, and was covered in moss and ivy. Small wall fountains and an indoor pond and waterfall were near the inn reception and the restaurant. But the thing that caught Princess Roddy's eye, was a large area in the courtyard. 'Deploying my portable cottage there!' he said, snapping his fingers and summoning his cottage, perfectly centring it in the courtyard. Shine, Shelly and Taffy looked at each other and chuckled. The princess, his mother and his aunt headed into the cottage and got settled. He tapped one of his watches and checked the time. 11:30am. Plenty of daytime left.

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Setting off for Pennfrith!

Princess Roddy woke up at 10:30am and looked up at Shelly, smiling. Then he cleaned himself up, changed into his feminine everyday attire, floated out of his aunt's arms, slid a finger across his headband and summoned his weapons and armor. His Royal Majesty tapped a watch and looked at the map. He zoomed into Pennfrith, which was the state in the north eastern part of the UAS. The governess of Pennfrith was called Prearwalden Felnmarsh. And as Trackmel said back in Marganon, she was an antlered taurod with white fur and hide, silver antler rings, red shawl and robes. 'Alright, guild towns are as follows: Glennwavier in the north and Pontyreile in the east. Clunwold is the state city in the southern part of Pennfrith, and the other two cities are Marrohill and the guild city of Clywyd. Prearwalden Felnmarsh is also the mayor of Clunwold. The mayor and Guild Mistress of Clywyd is Taffy Vergil, a human fairy....the guild hall of Clywyd is called Clywyd Castle. Marrohill's mayor is a khalesho named Paul Navario. I recommend we start in Clywyd in the west part of Pennfrith, before we go to Brollriver. Sound good?' Princess Roddy said. His mother and his aunt nodded. Shine put on her paladin vestments and retrieved her sword and shield from the weapons rack in the entrance hall of the portable cottage, and her twin put on her gauntlets, greaves and sabatons, retrieving her two handed leaf blade sword. The trio had a bacon and cheese sandwich to fuel up. Princess Roddy checked the weather. 'A thunderstorm's on its way...but we'll be fine.' he said. He, his mother and his aunt headed out of the portable cottage. With a snap of his fingers, His Royal Majesty desummoned it. And with a single flap of their wings, the three adventurers were soaring at Mach 15, north eastwards towards Pennfrith, and the guild city of Clywyd, the scales on their pink butterfly wings vibrating rapidly, providing propulsion as usual. This time, Princess Roddy's music of choice was the Crash Team Racing Nitro Fuelled version of Thunder Struck. And ironically, a good choice too, as the thunderstorm rolled in just as the track started! The princess's eyes glowed faintly pink and the pink heart shaped jewel on his visor lit up as he, his mother and his aunt flew bravely through the storm. Lightning struck all three, but they were unharmed, and didn't have a care in the world. They were unkillable after all! 'THIS IS AWESOME! WAHAHAAA!' Shine squealed in pure adrenaline fuelled euphoria. 'WE'RE NOT GETTING WET!' Shelly called. 'THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF HYPERSONIC FLIGHT, AUNTIE SHELLY! HAH HAAA!' the princess replied, twirling mid air. The trio passed several states on their journey. Soon, they saw Pennfrith and descended, reducing speed and headed west. The storm was behind them, so there wasn't an issue now. Not that there was one to begin with. Heh. Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly reduced speed to a cruising flutter as they approached Clywyd. His Royal Majesty could see Clywyd Castle. It was covered in flowers and ivy, and looked very well kept. Soon, they landed in front of the gates of the guild city. The guards, a gnome fairy and an elf fairy, opened them, and the three adventurers entered Clywyd.

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An Unexpected Surprise!

At 6am, Mayor Posey Pinkerton woke up. She climbed out of bed and had a shower. Then she got changed and headed to the vanity to apply her makeup. As she finished up with her shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick, she noticed something move in the potted tulips on the table. Curious, she looked closer. 'Well now...guess who sleep teleported into my bedroom...awwww, so adorable...' she thought, cooing and stroking the tiny figure in the plant pot with a single finger. Meanwhile in the princess's portable cottage near Evive Lake, Shine and Shelly were up and dressed and were having a breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon. '100 simoleons he's sleeping somewhere silly.' Shine said between mouthfuls. '200 simoleons he shrank and is in a plant pot in a random person's home.' Shelly said. They were used to Princess Roddy falling asleep in ridiculous locations and objects. As the twins finished their breakfast and put their plates in the dishwasher, there was a knock at the door. Shelly answered it and there was the mayor of Pinksville! 'Mayor Posey Pinkerton! What an honour to meet you this morning!' she said, smiling. 'The pleasure is mine, Miss Shelly Heart. Good morning Commander Sasha Tolby!' the mayor said. 'Call me Shine Furystrykar.' Shine said. Posey chuckled. 'I believe this is yours?' she asked, producing the potted tulips from her vanity table. In it, was His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson, in his feminine sleepwear, sans makeup, under his cuddle blanket and fast asleep. 'Awwwwww.....' Shine and Shelly cooed softly. Posey placed the plant pot on the pink heart shaped coffee table in the living room. Princess Roddy changed into his masculine sleepwear in his sleep. The familiar fragrance of his own plants began to wake him up. He stretched his arms and rubbed his eyes. Then he floated out of the plant pot, cleaned himself up and returned to his normal size, instantly teleporting into Shelly's arms. The princess's mother and his aunt hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms, applied another layer of their shiny, bright pink lipstick, batted their eyelashes, puckered their lips and gave him several, very great, big long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. Each one ended with a pop, and they left several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches all over Princess Roddy's face. He giggled and settled into Shelly's arms again, not bothering to wipe the lipstick smooches off. His aunt smiled and started to bounce gently on the pink sofa. 'There we go, my adorable little cutie pie! Snug against my boobies once again!' she cooed and giggled quietly. Princess Roddy smiled adorably and nuzzled. Then he peeked out and looked at Posey Pinkerton. 'Welcome to the Furystrykar Household, Auntie Posey.' he said. 'Thank you, Princess Roddy.' the mayor replied, curtsying. The princess floated out of Shelly's arms and gently kissed his new aunt's cheek. Posey's eyes widened. Then she squealed and hugged His Royal Majesty tightly against her very generous bosom, applying a layer of her shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick. She puckered her lips and gave Princess Roddy several, very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a pop. It left the princess's face covered in several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches, adding to the shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches that were already on his face! Princess Roddy squealed and laughed like a tickle me elmo toy, before floating back to Shelly's arms and falling asleep again. He smiled adorably and his wings twitched in his sleep. Shelly hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom once more, and continued to bounce, this time humming. After a chat over coffee, it was time for Posey to go. 'Thanks for allowing me to stop by, Shine and Shelly. Sweet dreams, princess.' she said, curtsying. The princess's mother and aunt waved as the mayor of Pinksville made her way to her office in the Residential Quarter.

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Night Time Fun!

Princess Roddy landed in the main entertainment district of Pinksville, the Coral Entertainment Quarter. He headed into Sakura Showgrounds and was seated in the VIP box. Next to him was....Mayor Posey Pinkerton! She was plus sized, had candy pink hair in fluffy pigtails, wore a short, shiny light pink sleeveless dress with pink hearts surrounding the hem, long, shiny, light pink evening gloves that reached just below her shoulders, shiny, light pink heels, candy pink eyeshadow, light pink blusher and shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick. 'Hello! I like your outfit!' Posey said, smiling. Princess Roddy went shy. 'Th-thanks.' he stuttered, adjusting his pink heart shaped necklace to distract himself. The show began. It was a stage play about Pauline Bersiwell, the giantess saviour of Marthibell and Yetsol, and her battle against the fearsome mardalaise. The show was excellent, The princess was captivated by the special effects and the costume design. But the battle was the most impressive. When Pauline, played by an actual giantess, won, and "killed" the mardalaise, the audience cheered. At the end of the show, the performers and the people who were inside the anatomically correct mardalaise costume, bowed and curtsied. The audience cheered once more. 'BRAVO!' Princess Roddy shouted. After the show, he went to meet the performers and chatted to them. Apparently, the giantess was and still is a friend of Amelia Bowheart, the giantess Guild Mistress and innkeeper of The Causeway in Great Winterton in southern Ponsett. Amelia Bowheart was of course, one of Princess Roddy's aunts in Eotson. She had blonde pigtails, a pair of pastel pink high heels, a short, sleeveless, shiny pastel pink dress, long, shiny, pastel pink evening gloves that reached just below her shoulders, light pink eyeshadow, light pink blush and shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick. After saying goodbye to the performers, His Royal Majesty headed out of the Sakura Showgrounds and tapped one of his watches. 11pm, and the princess's caffeine synthesis was still active. Posey came out of the theatre. Princess Roddy went shy again. 'Good night, m-madam mayor.' he stuttered, still managing to do his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. 'Good night, Your Royal Majesty.' the mayor of Pinksville replied, curtsying back. Princess Roddy smiled shyly and flew back to Evive Lake in the city centre. When he reached the lake where his portable cottage was located near, His Royal Majesty changed into his feminine swimwear. His pink butterfly wings disappeared and he dove into the water. He could breathe underwater without any gills, spells or potions. It was another of his abilities. Princess Roddy spent a long time in the lake. A few moments later, he shot out of the water, wings reappearing instantly, and changed back into his feminine everyday attire. The princess tapped one of his watches and checked the time again. 4am! Time for breakfast. He found a tree to sit on and summoned two s'mores pop tarts, which he ate happily. Afterwards, he had a scotch coffee and relaxed, watching the sun rise over Pinksville, which cast a pretty glow over the city. Princess Roddy finished his scotch coffee and yawned. He changed into his feminine sleepwear, floated down, summoned his cuddle blanket and fell asleep. His Royal Majesty inadvertently sleep teleported into Mayor Posey Pinkerton's house and shrank, finding a plant pot full of tulips. He sleep floated into it and got comfortable under his cuddle blanket. Little did he know, the plant pot was in Posey Pinkerton's bedroom, on her pink vanity table.

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Pinksville, The City of Lights, Pink, Pink, and MORE PINK!

Princess Roddy's jaw hit the ground with an audible thud. Each building in the City of Pinksville was a different shade of pink. They had pink flowers, pink fountains, pink parks, pink tiles and pink paving...the only thing that wasn't pink was the grass and the large heart shaped lake with a medium sized waterfall and a pink heart shaped fountain in the centre of the city, according to the map! And whilst the people living in the city weren't all wearing pink, they were certainly welcoming, respectful and lively! The princess zoomed in on the map and saw a district of the city called Peach Row. It was the shopping district, full of boutiques, hair salons, shoe shops, jewellers...literally every shop you could think of! He zoomed out and looked for a suitable place to put his portable cottage down, as there wasn't a guild hall in the city. 'Too crowded, too noisy, too bright...' Princess Roddy thought as he zoomed in and out of the holographic display. Then he saw it. A spot that was in the centre. A spot near the large heart shaped lake named Evive Lake! He instantly desummoned his armor and weapons. Shine and Shelly put their gear away too. The trio flew into the sky and headed for the city centre. His Royal Majesty, his mother and his aunt soon landed near the lake and looked around. 'There it is!' the princess called. 'Stand back everyone!' he said. With a snap of his fingers, Princess Roddy's portable cottage was summoned and deployed. The trio headed inside and got settled. It was 5pm, so for dinner this time, the princess decided on Monte Cristo sandwiches. He removed his gloves and tied his adorable frilly pink apron around him. Washing his hands thoroughly...Princess Roddy began! He listened to Posin' by Peggy Suave from the cottage's audio system, dancing around the kitchen in time to the music as he cooked. The princess was feeling the groove, feeling the moves and absolutely having the time of his life! Eventually, dinner was ready! His Royal Majesty plated the Monte Cristo sandwiches on pink heart shaped plates and dusted each one with powdered sugar and added a dollop of strawberry and raspberry jam to each one. Then he washed his hands again, took his apron off and left his hands bare, his pink nails on full display. Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly ate the sandwiches outside. 'Mmmmm, THAT'S GOOOD SHIT!' the princess thought as he slowly ate his. His wings were fluttering in delight and he was making adorable, happy little princess noises. His mother and his aunt were also enjoying theirs. All in all, the trio were happy. Once they'd finished, Princess Roddy took the empty plates inside and put them in the dishwasher and put his gloves back on. At 8pm, Shine and Shelly yawned. 'I'm going to stay up tonight. See you in the morning, mummy and Auntie Shelly!' His Royal Majesty said warmly. 'Goodnight, sweetie' Shine called. 'And have fun, my adorable little cutie pie!' Shelly added. 'Oh, I plan to!' the princess replied, beaming. He blew a kiss to his mother and his aunt and took to the skies. Shine and Shelly headed into the cottage and up to the first floor, where their bedroom was. The twins changed into their sleepwear and climbed into their beds. 'Good night, Shelly.' Shine said. 'Good night, Shine.' Shelly replied. They turned the lights in their bedroom off and fell asleep.

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Walking through Jetten Fields and Passing Quardale Tower!

Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly left Marganon via the southern gate at 3pm. The path became grassier and grassier as they travelled further away from the town. Soon, they'd entered Jetten Fields. Wild horned sheep grazed and a giant eaglehawk soared above. Two massive emperor dragons were in aerial combat in the sky, testing each other's power, eventually, the younger one with silver scales limped back to Emberspear Mountain in Trinnifen to lick its wounds. 'That's what I thought, young upstart!' the older one with muted green scales said, huffing and flying away. Jetten Fields wasn't all grass and flowers though. There were oak trees scattered periodically around the fields, and birds of all types nested in those trees. Eventually, Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly came across Quardale Tower. The door was open, clearly having been picked by someone. The princess changed into his kitten form and headed inside, eyes glowing pink, his pink ribbons on his head and the pink heart shaped jewel in the centre of his collar lighting up. Moments later, his mother and his aunt heard sounds of fighting. And after that, Princess Roddy hauled two dwarves with black hair and rogue attire out in chains, paralyzed. They'd obviously made the mistake of grabbing His Royal Majesty and had received a mild paralyzing envenomation. 'Bastards shouldn't have even been in there...OI, THE EFFECT WILL WEAR OFF AS SOON AS A PATROL PICKS YOU UP! PIPE DOON!' he growled, changing back into his human form. That silenced the hapless thieves. With that sorted, Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly continued on their journey through Jetten Fields. They passed a guard patrol riding a horse drawn carriage. Shine told the guards where the two dwarven rogues were. The guards saluted and headed there immediately, collecting the criminals and hauling them off to the nearest jail. 'I...didn't think there were horses in Eotson...apart from unicorns, I mean.' the princess said, blinking as he tapped one of his watches and opened the beastiary, reading the entry. 'Oh, you'd be surprised, sweetie. They even have alicorns, who live in a country named Skyrias!' Shine said, smiling. Princess Roddy's eyes widened in excitement and he dismissed his beastiary. 'ALICORNS?! OCH FUCK YEAH! EEEEEEEE!' he squealed with glee. His mother and his aunt burst into laughter, happy to see His Royal Majesty in such high spirits. The trio flew at a gentle cruise on their pink butterfly wings for the rest of the journey to the city of Pinksville, with the princess twirling and spinning happily in the air. He was having the time of his life, and he did his signature curtsy mid air to a gremlin dungeon party, on their way north west to the ruins of Onalai Castle, a dungeon full of monsters, giant insects and the undead. 'Good luck in there!' he called. They waved, bowed and curtsied back. 'Thank you, Your Royal Majesty! COME ON, WILD SHRINKS! WE GOT THIS IN THE BAG!' the leader, a female gremlin with brown hair, in warriors armor, a proportionally sized greataxe strapped to her back, shouted. 'SALLY FORTH!' the rest responded. Shine saluted and Shelly flashed two peace signs. Soon, Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly reached the gates of Pinksville. As you can imagine, the gates were pink. The guards, a human and a gnome in pink armor, opened them, and the trio entered.

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Marganon, Much Better than Tourmarith!

Princess Roddy awoke at 1pm. He slowly opened his eyes and looked up at Shelly. His aunt smiled. 'Good nap?' she asked. 'Uh-uh. Best one I've ever had.' the princess chirped. Floating out of Shelly's arms, he stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings. He cleaned himself up completely with a snap, and changed into his feminine everyday attire, attaching his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag and taking his time with his makeup. Then His Royal Majesty slid his finger across his headband and summoned his armor and weapons, checking his gauntlet claws as usual. Shine put on her paladin vestments and picked up her arming sword and kite shield. Her twin put on her gauntlets, greaves and sabatons, and picked up her two handed leaf blade sword from the weapons rack. The trio exited the portable cottage. With a snap, Princess Roddy desummoned it. And then he, his mother and his aunt made their way to the path in Opal Glen, leading to Marganon. Opal Glen was as usual, very pretty, and the wildlife hadn't been affected by the princess's rushing around. Eventually, the three adventurers exited Opal Glen and arrived at Marganon's gates. The guards, a pair of khalesho, saluted and opened them, letting Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly in. His Royal Majesty was impressed. 'Niiiice! This feels and looks better than Tourmarith!' he observed. Everyone living there were in high spirits, and weren't judging them at all. The town itself had a mixture of architectural styles, from wood and stone buildings, to brick houses and shops. The planter boxes were full of colourful flowers, and in the centre of the town was the statue of the platinum emperor dragon and Balthazar's twin, Kanezzer. 'Hello Kanezzer. Good to finally meet you.' Princess Roddy said, smiling and doing his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. The statue came to life. 'It is an honour that you grace me with your presence, young ruler.' Kanezzer said, bowing his head in reverence and respect. After a chat with the statue, the princess, his mother and his aunt said goodbye and continued to explore the town. The trio purchased wolfboar hotdogs from a butchers and ate them as they looked around. His Royal Majesty's mood had definitely improved. Mayor Trackmel Ariamistmile spotted the three adventurers and came over. 'Hello, Princess Roddy! Feeling better?' he asked, bowing. 'Much better, Trackmel. A long nap, a decadent dessert and a hotdog certainly does wonders.' the princess replied, warmly. 'How's Yervtha getting on as mayor of Tourmarith?' he asked. 'She's doing great, and certainly a lot better than my late little brother. The town is a lot less sparkly and blinding on the eyes. And get this! That alpha rockhound you killed in Gemerelle Cave? That was a pet of The Ring of Prestige members, William Snidesby, Olga Fetchwot and Gertrude Narfalahayne! They said so when Lieutenant Terry Zeers of the Etherian Order and a platoon of paladins arrested the whole organization!' the mayor of Marganon said, grinning. 'HAH! Take that, ye prancin' pompous, peacocks!' Princess Roddy said, cackling. 'No one escapes my Etherian Order paladins!' Shine said, folding her arms proudly. 'Speaking of The Ring of Prestige, where were they found?' she enquired. 'In the 14th state of the UAS Pennfrith, in a town called Brollriver, 2 towns away from the state city of Clunwold! Governess Prearwalden Felnmarsh was incandescent! She's an antlered taurod with white fur and hide by the way. Silver antler rings, red shawl and robes. She's a brilliant governess!' Trackmel replied, beaming. After a good talk, the mayor of Marganon said goodbye and left Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly to continue their exploration of the town. And it was a really impressive town.

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Back to Beauty Sleep.

Princess Roddy yawned as he, Shine and Shelly returned to his portable cottage in Opal Glen at 7am. With a snap, he changed back into his masculine sleepwear and summoned his cuddle blanket and headed upstairs. the princess had made his way to the first floor and was about to ascend to his rooftop sanctuary, when he simply....fell asleep. Standing up. Shine and Shelly were on the pink sofa in the living room when Princess Roddy sleep teleported into the latter's arms. His mother and his aunt instantly hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms, giving him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches, each one ending with a pop. It left the princess with several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches all over his face. He giggled and smiled adorably in his sleep. His pink butterfly wings twitched as well. His Royal Majesty eventually settled into his aunt's arms and nuzzled. Shelly bounced gently on the sofa. 'Awww, there you go, my adorable little cutie pie. All snug against my boobies once more!' she cooed and giggled softly. 'Love you...Auntie Shelly...love you...mummy...' Princess Roddy said telepathically in his sleep. Shine and Shelly's hearts melted. 'Awww, we love you too, sweetie! Have a pleasant nap, Roddy. You've earned it.' Shine replied, telepathically. And the princess slept peacefully for the first time in ages. Eventually after a good few hours, Princess Roddy woke up, but he didn't want to move from Shelly's arms. He tapped one of his watches and checked the time. 10:30am. The princess shrugged and summoned white chocolate and raspberry lemon drizzle baked Alaska cheesecake on a heart shaped plate. He summoned three dessert forks for himself, Shine and Shelly. And then the three adventurers indulged in the decadent, delectable dessert. His Royal Majesty's wings fluttered and he made adorable, happy little princess noises as he ate. Shine and Shelly closed their eyes in sheer bliss as they ate slowly. After the glorious creation had been demolished, Princess Roddy imploded the plate with Implodia and levitated the dessert forks into the dishwasher. And then it was back to relaxing for the princess. He fell asleep in his aunt's arms once more. Shelly hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom again and resumed the gentle bouncing, humming softly. There was a knock on the door. Since Princess Roddy was still asleep, Shine answered it. It was the governor of Mevagissle, Trilos Bellwright, the mayor of Marganon, Trackmel Ariamistmile, and the new mayor of Tourmarith, Yervtha, the orc priest. The commander of the Etherian Order let them in. 'I must say, your son has a very cosy portable cottage, Commander Sasha Tolby.' Trackmel remarked, looking around the living room and smiling. 'Please, Mayor Ariamistmile. Call me Shine Furystrykar.' Shine said. 'Shine it is then.' Trackmel said, warmly. 'That sword technique His Royal Majesty Majesty used in the duel against my former and late student, Hillten Ariamistmile is something else. Who taught him?' Trilo enquired, intrigued. 'He taught himself. He specialises in duel wielding, but he's just as proficient at two handed combat, one handed combat and unarmed combat.' Shelly replied. 'The princess's main weapons are his 10 inch hilted, 68 bladed serrated greatswords. Then there's his tonfas, and finally the 34 inch arming hand and a half hybrid long swords you saw him use in the duel. They're made of a metal called darksteel. It's unbreakable and never dulls or stains. It's the same stuff my two handed leaf blade sword and my twin's 30 inch arming sword is made of.' she finished. Shine and Shelly continued to explain Princess Roddy's armor, weapons, powers and abilities to the trio over coffee. After a while, the governor of Mevagissle, the new mayor of Tourmarith and the mayor of Marganon said goodbye and left His Royal Majesty's cottage, leaving him to sleep comfortably.

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Breakfast and Meditation before Combat.

At 4am, Princess Roddy, who had been sleeping on a tree next to the lake in Opal Glen, woke up. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings and summoned a beavertail and a coffee for breakfast, which he ate slowly. After that, he floated down, placed his hybrid long swords and their sheathes on the surface of the water and knelt down in meditation. His mother and his aunt were up and had strawberry jam on toast. They knew that the princess wasn't to be disturbed during this time. At 4:40am, he was ready. Reattaching the sheathes to the left hand side of the special belt he used for carrying weapons, His Royal Majesty stood up and nodded. He, Shine and Shelly flew back to Tourmarith and arrived promptly at Balthazar's fountain. Trackmel Ariamistmile, the mayor of Marganon, and older brother of Hillten Ariamistmile, was there, as well as the the whole of Tourmarith. Hilten's sensei, none other than the governor of Mevagissle, Trilos Bellwright, a silver haired elf wearing a traditional white kelkogi, a black hakama, a white obi and white zori, arrived. He had his katana on his right side, and his wakizashi on his left side. 5am came. Princess Roddy tapped one of his watches and checked the time, tutting. Eventually, Hillten arrived. He was in his usual clothes and his katanas were on his left and right side of his belt. 'Do you remember the conditions?' His Royal Majesty asked. 'Yeah yeah, I disarm both of your swords and I get arrested for corruption and violation of the mayoral code of conduct. I lose, I lose my life.' the mayor of Tourmarith said, clearly not caring. The princess sighed. 'Then take your place on the duelling stage.' he said, pinching the bridge of his nose. His pink butterfly wings disappeared. Once both His Royal Majesty and Hilten had taken their places on the duelling stage, Trilos stepped forward. 'Hillten Ariamistmile, are you ready?' he asked. Hillten nodded. The governor turned to His Royal Majesty. 'Princess Rodderick Furystrykar, are you ready?' he called. 'Aye!' the princess replied. 'BEGIN!' Hillten drew his katanas first, and tried to overwhelm Princess Roddy with a series of strikes. But the young ruler was quicker with the deflections. 'Too sloppy. Too rushed. Bad angle of attack.' he said, unimpressed. It was the princess's turn to attack. Long swords met katanas as both he and the mayor weren't giving each other an inch. Sparks flew from clash after clash after clash. Eventually, Hillten made a fatal mistake and misjudged a feint. Princess Roddy seized his chance and knocked the katanas out of his opponent's hands. The mayor fell to the ground. Princess Roddy stood over him and pointed both swords at him. 'Yield.' His Royal Majesty demanded. Then he saw something poking out of the mayor's pocket. A knife. 'GOVERNOR, CALL IT!' he shouted. Trilos Bellwright came over and inspected what the princess had seen. 'Hillten, You're better than this. I hereby disown you as my student and forfeit the duel, in accordance with the duelling rules of Simsonia.' the governor said. 'But sensei!' the mayor of Tourmarith pleaded. 'MY DECISION IS FINAL, HILLTEN.' Trillos said firmly. He walked off the duelling stage. Hillten Ariamistmile looked up. Princess Roddy had desummoned his long swords, and was now wielding his two serrated greatswords. 'You lost the duel. And this means, you lose your life. Any last words?' he asked. The mayor shook his head. 'Then face your punishment.' the princess said. Hillten faced Princess Roddy and knelt down. Two almighty swings, and he was beheaded, his soul extinguishing instantly. Princess Roddy exhaled and reattached Hillten's head. Then he gently placed his hands on the floor of the dueling stage. 'Reaper's Void Localis.' A voidal abyss opened, pulled the late mayor of Tourmarith's body in, and closed gently. Princess Roddy stood up. 'It is done.' he said. Desummoning his serrated greatswords, the princess, his mother and his aunt flew back to his portable cottage in Opal Glen.

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No Sleep For You, Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile!

Princess Roddy landed in Tourmarith at midnight with a ground shattering impact. His eyes were glowing molten red and his dark, spellcaster and fae energy was crackling violently around him. Shine and Shelly soon landed afterwards. 'Where's Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile's house?' he demanded angrily. Just then, Trackmel Ariamistmile arrived, having been woken by Balthazar's twin, Kanezzer, the platinum emperor dragon statue in the centre of Marganon. 'His house is on the right side of town. Kanezzer told me everything.' the mayor of Marganon said. 'I hope yer younger brother has got two good sword arms.' His Royal Majesty said. 'He has. Are you going to do what I think what you're going to do?' Trackmel enquired. 'Aye, I am. I've had a run in wit' The Ring of Prestige before. They're not a pleasant bunch.' the princess said, nodding. 'I'll lead you to my little brother's house then, Your Royal Majesty. And please feel free to drag him out.' the mayor said. Trackmel led the princess, his mother and his aunt to Hillten's mayoral house and stood back. Taking his gauntlets off and cracking his knuckles, Princess Roddy punched the door clean off its hinges. After putting his gauntlets back on, His Royal Majesty marched upstairs into the mayor of Tourmarith's bedroom. Instead of dragging him, he carefully picked up Hillten's bed, with the elf still sleeping in it, and carried it downstairs, over his head. Trackmel's jaw dropped at the sight of an ageless 12 year old, carrying an occupied bed out of a house like it weighed nothing. Well, to the princess, it didn't weigh anything, thanks to his natural physical strength. Nothing to do with his magic at all. Princess Roddy gently placed the bed back on the ground. Yervtha had cast a sound dampening spell on the entirety of the town. For good reason too. 'Might want to cover your ears for this. It's going to be loud.' Shine said, handing the mayor or Marganon a pair of ear defenders and putting on her own. Princess Roddy inhaled...and deployed...THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE. 'WAKEY WAKEY, HILLTEN, YE BASTARD!' he boomed. The force of his voice rattled windows. But nary a child awoke. It startled the mayor of Tourmarith so badly, he leapt 3 feet into the air out of his bed and hit the ground with a thud! Hillten picked himself up, seething. 'WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!' he thundered. Then he saw his big brother standing over him crossly. Not only that, but he saw Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson, whose eyes were still glowing molten red, and whose energies were still crackling violently around him, Shine Furystrykar, aka Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order, and Shelly Heart. 'Get dressed and grab your katanas. A dragon told me of your dealings with the group known as The Ring of Prestige. And that you're the leader of The Ring of Prestige.' Trackmel said, folding his arms. 'Corruption and violation of the mayoral code of conduct, the code which all mayors in the United Amalthian States follow. We're the only country in Eotson that has that. You know why? Because the other countries don't have an issue with corrupt mayors!' he added growling. 'So here's what we're going tae do, gobshite. Trial by sword, We're usin' me home country of Simsonia on Earth's rules. Dual wieldin'. I'll limit meself. If ye manage tae disarm both of my 34 inch armin' hand and a half hybrid long swords, ye will be arrested on corruption and violation of mayoral code of conduct charges by Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order.' Princess Roddy said. 'And if I win, well...' he said, leaving no room for interpretation of what that could mean. 'Are these terms acceptable tae ye?' His Royal Majesty asked, desummoning his armor and changing into his feminine everyday attire. He desummoned his serrated greatswords and his tonfas, but not his long swords. 'Hah, this won't be a challenge! I accept the terms!' Hillten said, arrogantly. 'Meet me by the fountain at 5am.' the princess said. He, his mother and his aunt flew back to his portable cottage in Opal Glen.

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Guidance from the Green Crystal Emperor Dragon.

At night in Tourmarith, at 10pm, gnomes, gremlins, orcs, taurods, khalesho, drakkod, haseir and felynians, as well as the humans, elves and dwarves that were not part of the Snobs in Finery, gathered in front of the fountain with a green crystal emperor dragon in the centre. The water from the spouts around the base of the fountain stopped spraying, and the crystaline dragon came to life. 'Beloved subjects. What do you ask of me?' he asked. 'Most benevolent Balthazar, we come before you asking for your guidance. Today, our mayor insulted His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson, repeatedly calling him a lady when in fact, he's a boy. Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile misgendered him. He, Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order and Miss Shelly Heart had just come from Gemerelle Cave, after they dealt with the alpha rockhound in there.' an orc in a silver dress and flats by the name of Yervtha, the priest and community leader of Tourmarith explained. Balthazar listened, nodding. 'I saw the caging, humiliation and gunging of the mayor by His Royal Majesty.' he said afterwards. 'I also witnessed the moment his older brother, the mayor of Marganon, Trackmel Ariamistmile, scolded him and a group you refer to as the "Snobs in Finery". If I'm understanding your situation correctly, you are not happy with Hillten and his behaviour, correct?' Balthazar enquired. 'That's correct, Balthazar.' Yervtha replied, nodding. 'Also, Renieve Greenrose, the felynian jeweller. said he saw our mayor with three other people. Two were humans, a man with a grey moustache in a yellow tuxedo, a pair of yellow trousers and a yellow top hat and a woman wearing lots of rings on her fingers, and a bright red coat and skirt combo, along with red heels. And there was an elf with black hair, wearing an orange dress and stiletto heels.' she added. 'It's true! They looked out of place, even for Tourmarith! Looked like he was recieving a substantial amount of runediscs! About 100,000 I reckon!' Reneive Greenrose, a white tiger patterned felynian in a white shirt and lilac trousers, said. The green crystal emperor dragon's eyes widened. 'The man in the yellow tuxedo, trousers and top hat is Wallace Snidesby. The woman in the bright red coat and skirt combo is Gertrude Narfalahayne. And the elf in an orange dress is Olga Fetchwot. They're three of the main members of a group known as The Ring of Prestige...ergo, Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile is a member...and the leader of the Ring of Prestige!' Balthazar exclaimed, realizing what Hillten had done. Everyone gasped in horror. 'What do we do, most benevolent Balthazar?' Yervtha asked, worried. 'Do not worry, my beloved subjects. He will be dealt with very soon.' the crystaline dragon said, knowing who was about to wake up in a foul temper. Meanwhile...in Opal Glen...Princess Roddy suddenly woke up in his portable cottage's rooftop sanctuary. His Royal Majesty knew. Oh he knew alright! He cleaned himself up completely, changed into his feminine royal attire, tapped the three flowers on his tiara in order, right, left, centre, and summoned his armor and weapons. Opening two large windows of the rooftop sanctuary, the princess stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings and shot out of Opal Glen, back towards Tourmarith at hypersonic speeds. His mother and his aunt were in the living room on the ground floor, chatting. They saw a streak shoot from the rooftop sanctuary. Looking at each other, they nodded. Shine equipped her paladin vestments and picked up her arming sword and shield, and Shelly equipped her gauntlets, greaves and sabatons, picking up her two handed leaf blade sword. And soon, they joined Princess Roddy in the air. Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile was in for it now.

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Setting up the Portable Cottage in Opal Glen.

Princess Roddy eventually woke up. He was still upset, and wanted to stay in Shelly's arms. Though he used one of his makeup removal wipes to remove the lipstick smooches that his mother and his aunt had given him. His Royal Majesty tapped one of his watches and checked the time. 'Och great. 3:30pm...fuckin', shitebollockin', bellendic bampot of a curly haired mayoral twat...' he grumbled, referring to Hillten Ariamistmile. He looked up at his mother and his aunt. 'I'd like to get out of this bleedin' eyesore of a town please...' the princess said. 'Alright sweetie. Let's go.' Shine said. The trio headed to the southern gate. However, the group of humans, dwarves and elves in finery who had sneered at them, blocked their way. Shine pulled her sword and shield out of her bottomless satchel. 'MOVE, NEPOTS!' she barked. The group parted and let Princess Roddy, who was still in his pyjamas and still being carried by Shelly, and the commander through. Once away from Tourmarith, the path slowly began to change into grass. They'd entered Opal Glen. Trees, flowers and rocks lined the path. A small brook meandered in and out, the sound calming Princess Roddy. Rabbits and leaf tail squirrels frolicked on the ground and in the trees. Eventually, the princess spotted a clearing off the path. 'There. That's where we'll stay the night.' His Royal Majesty said, pointing. His mother and his aunt brought him to the clearing, which was next to a deep lake in Opal Glen. 'Put me on the ground please and stand back, Auntie Shelly.' he said. Shelly did so. With a snap of his fingers, Princess Roddy summoned and deployed the portable cottage. The trio entered and got settled. At 5pm, His Royal Majesty went into the kitchen and made onion, mushroom and sweetcorn soup. When it was ready, the princess served it in three bowls and he, his mother and his aunt ate outside. It was hearty and warm. When they'd finished, Princess Roddy took the empty bowls inside and washed them in the sink, leaving them to dry. Then he sat on the pink sofa and tapped one of his watches, watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Seasons Three and Four on the holographic screen that appeared above the pink heart shaped coffee table. Shine and Shelly joined him on the sofa and hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms, watching the show too as they gave the princess several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a pop, leaving several very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches on his face. Princess Roddy giggled, but didn't wipe them off. He was beginning to feel a lot better than before. And the sounds and atmosphere of Varlan Glen, as well as the pleasing aroma of honeysuckle, dianthus, pink tulips, pink hyacinths, pink peonies, pink chrysanthemums and hydrangeas, were soothing him. Eventually, 7pm hit and the princess yawned. 'Good night, mummy....Auntie Shelly...' he said, stretching. 'See you in the morning, sweetie.' Shine replied, blowing a kiss towards her firstborn. 'Will you need tucking in, my adorable little cutie pie?' Shelly asked warmly. 'That would be great, thanks, Auntie Shelly.' Princess Roddy replied. His aunt smiled and picked her adorable nephew up, carrying up to his rooftop sanctuary. As soon as His Royal Majesty was in his pink heart shaped sofa bed, and he'd summoned his cuddle blanket, He fell asleep instantly. Shelly tucked him in and gave him several more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on the princess's face, each one ending with a pop as usual. Then she walked away, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes and blew a few more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches towards Princess Roddy. 'Sweet dreams, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Me and your mummy love you lots.' Shelly whispered. She closed the rooftop sanctuary door and left afterwards, heading back down to the living room. Princess Roddy smiled adorably and his pink butterfly wings twitched in his sleep. He was finally able to relax.

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Food and a Rest.

Princess Roddy, who was now in his masculine everyday attire, and Shine and Shelly, looked everywhere in Tourmarith for an eatery. And they didn't find any. The princess's tummy rumbled louder. He sighed and summoned a bowl of pork ramen and his pair of pink chopsticks with pink hearts at the end of them. 'Mind summoning some for us, too, sweetie?' Shine asked. Princess Roddy nodded and snapped two more bowls of pork ramen and some chopsticks into existence, The trio found a bench away from anyone who wanted to shred His Royal Majesty's nerves any further and ate their late lunch. The princess ate his slowly. He was still unhappy. When he, his mother and his aunt finished, Princess Roddy disposed of the empty plates and desummoned the chopsticks. He'd already desummoned his weapons and gauntlets. And Shine and Shelly had stored theirs. It became too much for His Royal Majesty. He started to weep. Shine and Shelly immediately hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms and gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. This left several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches all over his face. Princess Roddy didn't bother using a makeup removal wipe. He was too upset. Eventually, the princess changed into his masculine sleepwear, summoned his cuddle blanket and fell unhappily asleep in Shelly's arms, who hugged him even tighter against her very generous bosom and bounced gently, humming a tune. Meanwhile, the mayor of Marganon, Trackmel Ariamistmile, who was the older brother of Hillten Ariamistmile, had arrived. He had light purple spiky hair, and was wearing a light purple leather jacket, trousers and spiky boots. He saw the cage that his humilliated and gunged little brother was in and read the sign. The spell wore off and Hillten was back to normal. Trackmel glared sternly at him. 'Eozma's toenails, little brother. That was the stupidest thing you've ever done! Misgendering His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson? Someone who a few hours ago, literally beheaded an alpha rockhound? YOU'RE LUCKY HE DIDN'T USE ONE OF HIS DEATH SPELLS ON YOU, YOU BRAINDEAD MORON!' the mayor of Marganon thundered. And then he turned his ire on the group of humans, dwarves and elves that had glared at the princess, his mother and his aunt. 'And YOU! Your attitudes to outsiders are an ABOMINATION OF DECORUM!' Trackmel boomed. 'You dress in finery, but what you're really doing is hiding all the DIRT you don't want people to see!' he seethed. Before turning away to find Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly, he had a few more biting words for Hillten: 'Do better, little brother. You were elected to serve the people, not stroke your and their egos.' And he left the mayor of Tourmarith with lots to think about. Eventually, Trackmel found the trio on a bench away from the centre of town. 'Oh dear...oh dear oh dear...' he thought, heart hurting, as he could hear the sounds of soft crying coming from the sleeping princess, who was being cuddled by his aunt. Shine looked up and immediately pulled out her arming sword from her satchel, pointing it at the mayor of Marganon. 'KEEP AWAY FROM HIS ROYAL MAJESTY!' she barked. 'Easy, Commander Sasha Tolby. I came to apologise for my idiot of a little brother's behaviour towards your son. He did not deserve that disrespect, especially after what you three did in Gemerelle Cave, and especially after the work you did in Yetsol.' Trackmel said, holding his hands out to show he wasn't armed. Shine lowered her sword. Then Princess Roddy opened a sleepy, tear stained eye. 'I dinnae forgive Mayor Hillten Ariamistmile.' he said telepathically to the mayor of Marganon. Then he fell asleep again. Trackmel sighed. 'I thought that was the case...' he said. 'Don't think you have to visit my town of Marganon though, if you don't want to.' he added. 'I still want to visit, just...give me some space when we arrive.' the princess replied telepathically. The mayor bowed and left Tourmarith for Marganon, leaving the trio alone.