Machiavelli Discourse

| Kaden | He/they | INFP | Knight of Heart |

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[yellbug]

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

[isaqueareas]

Good morning! ☀️

"No! Scoob! Get back here!"

[aniconist]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

[thriftedspacesuit]

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

[mousegirlheart]

MOUSE YAOI REAL

[sabertoothwalrus]

[paranormalglass]

@mousepregnant

[mousegirlheart]

target audience

[hackercult]

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

[hackercult]

[aseaofstarsaskyofclouds]

hey, my wife needs groceries, we're trying to save up money to get them things like groceries an id a proper bank account.

we need help desperately.

thank you.

[burquillos]

dumbass 4 dumbass, red and green dynamic duo strikes me again

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[hottestthingalive]

jack harkness rose tyler & the doctor are like the world’s most fucked up polycule and yet I wish every day we got more of them together. throw mickey in there for the hell of it its so funny. jack is like “we’re all bffs but also you two are in love with each other but also I’m desperately in love with both of you” and rose is like “i flirt for fun & as an expression of affection. because i’m young and recovering from an abusive relationship i have trouble quantifying my existing romantic feelings. i’d make out with either or both of you at the drop of a hat. it’s so great that we’re all friends :)” and the doctor is like “i am in love with rose tyler i want to spend the rest of my lives with her she is everything. however i am a monster and i destroy everything i touch so instead i will be fucking jack harkness on the tardis floor”. and meanwhile mickey just wants them to meet up with him on time for once

[vexheart]

this is a cry for help lmfao keep boycotting

[infectiouspiss]

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

[animentality]

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]