Classic Programmer Paintings

Twitter: @progpaintings Painters and Hackers: nothing in common whatsoever, but this is software engineering as depicted by artists through history (technically, might not be all classical but hey, this is just a tumblr)  Curator and Chief Captioning Officer: @GClaramunt 

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Training a New Generative AI Model, Joseph Wright, 1771, Derby Museum and Art Gallery, Derby, UK

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RubyGems release 1867 oil on canvas 73 × 130 cm Museum of Arts in Łódź

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SRE informed of loss of remainder of team and additional on-call rota membership by departing project manager. Thomas C. Gotch, 1885, oil on canvas

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Team Dinner Leonardo da Vinci, c. 1495–1498, mural painting

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The Documentation Process

Nicolas Régnier, c. 1622

oil on canvas

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Monetization by In-App Purchase

Karel Dujardin, c. 1662

oil on canvas

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"Devops manager carries his monitor setup out of the building upon termination" Sebastiano del Piombo, oil on canvas, ca. 1516

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A Git user finishes off the last bit of code tracked by SCCS.

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"The Rust Evangelism Strike Force"

Howard Pyle, 1897, oil on canvas

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COO rescinds ban on expensed travel to dev conferences.

Mort du Titien, huile sur toile par Pierre-Nolasque Bergeret

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"Minimum Viable Product"

Agnolo Bronzino (1503-1572)

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GPU breadcrumbs

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"Developers attempting to deploy a new system" Ilya Repin, painting circa 1880–1883 Image: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_Procession_in_Kursk_Governorate

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"AWS Lambda attempts cold start of Python ML container”

Jehan Georges Vibert  (1849 - 1902)

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"The code reviewer"

Oil On Canvas

Oikonomou Ioannis (1885)

Greek National Gallery  https://www.nationalgallery.gr/el/zographikh-monimi-ekthesi/painting/h-astikh-taxi-kai-oi-zographoi-tis/ithographia/o-tehnokritis.html

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“Successful rollback of Spring @Autowired annotation”

Oil On Canvas

Édouard Debat-Ponsan (1880)

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Alphabet cancels Loon Zdzislaw Beksinski, 1979, oil on masonite