exactly what it says on the tin

welcome to classpectingshitposts, where despite our strong opinions on classpecting theory, we adamantly refuse to write grammatically correct essays. sometimes, you will even get bullied. (asks about quadrants and in depth analysis of specific classpects will be deleted!) send in your bullshit. i dare you.

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i went from a prince of space to the fucking maid of space. is this okay

Depends on how you feel about the working class. You ain’t a member of the bourgeoisie, are you???

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god its been years o7 -Ex Mod Cain

Papa??? You finally returned from the store with milk???

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i was right the whole time you fuckers

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(...are you still alive?)

The Brain Ghost of Mod Astro sleepily says “Myeh. Dunno…”

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Classpect the guy who ☠️ the CEO of the United healthcare? /hj

Rogue of Doom. Also get rekt McD’s employee.

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What is the classpect of someone who craves connection so bad but is constantly fumbling every type of relationship ever

Maid of Blood. Gotta learn your aspect there, bud.

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Theoretically asking what is the classpect of someone who has a shit ton of missing assignments and yet still chooses to spend their time scrolling

It's for scientific research I swear

Rogue of Light. Stop avoiding your aspect and do it /pos.

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Could you classpect the person reading this?

None of Bitches.

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Hi :3 I sent you a puma image a bit ago ! I do not have any more puma images but I have reaction images that I made and edited from that one puma image :3 would you like to see them ?

Give Me The Animal

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in the sessiond. straight up "stealing" it. And by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. Hope

they didnt need it anyway Super Hope Laser Blast

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I was Knight of Space for the longest time, but I redid some classpect quizzes at my friends' suggestion, so now I'm suddenly a Sylph of Life and they're all bullying me (/affectionate) for it.

Our session may be doomed because we don't have any time OR space players anymore, but who cares when I can heal everyone into submission, amirite? /j

i have some bad news to break to you. there is not a single good classpect quiz. classpecters are all motherfuckers who disagree with each other and cannot come to a conclusion (myself included) and usually when they Do come to a conclusion its agreed upon in the same way that fanon interpretations of characters are agreed upon (slash neg). you can take every classpect quiz out there and get a different result every time.

chances are, you are not a knight of space or a sylph of life. in order to really figure out whats going on youll have to take the position of the person who knows yourself best and actually Learn classpecting to figure out whats going on with you. bonuses of this include a sense of satisfaction and the ever persisting delusion that you are the only person who is right about classpect forever.

HERES THE GOOD NEWS: none of this matters if you dont want it to. you can say you are anything. if you dont want to go down the fake scholarly road of imaginary personality classification systems you Dont Have To. the world is soup.

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classpect the "the missile knows where it is" meme

Mage of Light. Knows far too much far too late.

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im gay and homophobic what kind of bard am i

I have terrible news. We just got the results back and you’re Jinx from the award-winning show Arcane: League of Legends. It’s terminal.

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Did you kill the other mods? How was the battle? Or was it like a sneaky assassination with knives, poison, and backflips?

dude you cant assume that bc im a thief im sneaky. first and foremost im a time player. it was a very swordful affair. blood explosion and loud mockery. great battles. astro is still alive but i bully him

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mages are the most likely to have a reddit account they used once for some minor question or curiosity but then for some reason got banned for literally no reason when they check it again after three years have passed

ok new rule for the generalizing groups of people based on fictional categories blog. if you send in an ask like this you need to state a full classpect and also disclose whether this is based on your personal experience or not. but yeah i agree this sounds plausible

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i am sorry for trauma dumping in the classpect blog. i have made mistakes. here is a dancing bird i hope it makes up for it a little https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE

this one made me laugh. i do appreciate how genuine the apology is, and the fact that you felt bad enough to send an ask about it really gets me for some reason. you alone are forgiven

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HELL YEAH BABY ITS COCKATOO LOVES ELVIS. THE GUYS JUST GOING. GOOD VIDEO

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Gentle eyes puma :3

thank you for being normal. this large car has absolutely huge eyes. i appreciate the image and accept more in the future. did you know that on tumblr mobile if you answer an ask and then someone sends you another ask while youre typing it, posting the ask will crash the app entirely. i learned this. i know it now. from experience as you can imagine