Everything Will Be Alright.

Your name is Ms. Paint. It is an accurate enough description, you suppose. Some would say you are a minor character, but we all know you'll totally turn out to be the most important character of all. {Independent RP account.} Current Status: NA Pesterchum: magnanimousPainter Sidebar: X

[classymspaint-blog]

{Okay, so I'm going on indefinite hiatus and I'm not sure when, if ever, I'll be back. 

I know I went on hiatus like four months ago, and I've really tried my best to stay active since then, but it's just not happening. I'm finding it really hard to be around when all but about four people I regularly talked to have just disappeared off the face of the earth. It used to be that I couldn't stay off for more than a few hours or I'd miss so much stuff, but now I can just ignore this blog for days on end and nothing would really have happened.

And I'm really sorry, but I can't work with that. My ability to log on to an increasingly empty dash is, at this point, pretty much on its last legs. Being Ms. Paint used to be really fun, and now I just find it a chore even thinking about getting on. So I'm gonna take off, and hope that my desire to RP eventually returns.

Please assume that Ms. P is doing exactly the same damn thing she does every day and is just not online. Until Aggie returns, please assume Hussie is out looking for her, and after that he'll just be doing whatever.

I'm still available for contact here, and I really hope I'll be seeing you all (or what's left of you all) sooner rather than later.

Sorry.}

[classymspaint-blog]

{EVERYBODY IGNORE THE CHICKEN I MIXED UP THIS DASH WITH MY PERSONAL

SCREAMS "WRONG BLOOOOOOOG" INTO THE NIGHT}

[classymspaint-blog]

I believe you reblogged that to the wrong blog.

{SCREAMS LOUDLY I'M SO DUMB}

[classymspaint-blog]

{and now I must sleep, for there are things i must do tomorrow}

[randomegbert]

it’s just, you’ve been around since my inglorious beginning. i know we don’t talk that much, but your shenanigans usually manage to cheer me up.

[classymspaint-blog]

I am glad my antics amuse you, there is an awful lot of ridiculousness that goes on where I am concerned. I think we need to talk more often, so much happens on both our ends that it gets a little confusing to try to keep up with.

[shotaturbo]

that sounds weird and confusing, good thing it didn’t get you for good

[classymspaint-blog]

I was not in any real danger, I could have likely left at any time by my own means. It took me a while to be aware of my actual kidnap, though.

Kidnappings are strange, I do not suggest you partake in one.

[shotaturbo]

what how can that happen?

it’s a resturant

[classymspaint-blog]

He and my boss got into a fight and I ended up being voluntarily kidnapped, until it turned out I was kidnapped for real. By Olive Garden. It is probably best not to ask, I am not entirely sure about how it happened myself.

I miss him, he was strange and slightly creepy, but I liked him.

[randomegbert]

i like how you’re always kind of silly. i don’t think you’re trying to be, but it’s been brightening my day for an actual year now.

don’t you ever change.

[classymspaint-blog]

Sometimes it is a conscious effort, sometimes it is just me being honest. I do not know if you have noticed, but by human standards we carapaces tend to be pretty silly even when we are being completely serious.

I shall try not to change too much, but I make no promises.

[randomegbert]

i don’t actually know why we have all those toes, we just pretty much do. or, the hair, for that matter. but, seriously, you guys have shells, and you’re people. how is that not neat?

when we come from, the only things with shells are tiny and definitely not people, but you’ve got buildings and farms and governments and stuff.

[classymspaint-blog]

I suppose we have shells in order to simulate armor, since we are mostly soldiers. I should have been in the army since I technically passed the test, but my proctor did not like me using his coffee as a projectile. Or his biscuit tray as a bludgeoning device.

And we have mail. Always remember the mail.

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

we lost the ability to hold things with our toes way before we learned to make weapons.

[classymspaint-blog]

Anything you can hold can be a weapon. Many people have learned this the hard way.

[shotaturbo]

oh wow that’s really cool!

i guess so but people usually get weirded out by my age good to see not everyone does!

[classymspaint-blog]

That is the second time tonight I have been called cool. I feel accomplished.

Nothing surprises me anymore, I have been at this blogging business for a long time. I got kidnapped by a restaurant chain once, a young Turbo is not the strangest thing I have seen.

[classymspaint-blog]

yourpatronsaintofdenial replied to your post: randomegbert replied to your post: i don’t think...

our toes used to be fingers.

...do not tell Ace, it might give him nightmares. He is already terrified of sentient human toes, I do not want to know how he would react knowing they once had the ability to hold things. Like weapons.

[shotaturbo]

a what? i don’t… no never met one

yeah i’m Turbo! Turbo Boost! nice to meet you Ms. Paint~

[classymspaint-blog]

In short, crab/bug chess people. And now you have!

I thought so. You are quite recognizable. Pleasure to meet you, too.

[classymspaint-blog]

randomegbert replied to your post: i don’t think you look weird. maybe that’s just because i lived with you guys for years, but you don’t look weird at all.

actually, those toes help us walk. if we lose a toe, it’s actually hard to walk. there are things about you guys i don’t understand about you, but you guys look pretty cool.

Why do you have so many, though? I have two on each foot and I walk just fine.

I do not think I have ever been described as cool-looking before. You humans look rather neat as well, even with all the excess body parts. I think the trolls have you beat on "most alarming amount of unnecessary hair", though.

[classymspaint-blog]

i don't think you look weird. maybe that's just because i lived with you guys for years, but you don't look weird at all.

Thank you. I imagine all alien beings look weird to each other at first. I know it was a great surprise to me the first time I saw a human, goodness. I still do not understand what you have ten toes for.

[shotaturbo]

well you look different from me but so do a lot of people i know so i guess that’s not a big deal

nice to meet you you seem nice

[classymspaint-blog]

I suppose you have never met a Carapacian before? We tend to show up in odd places, but it is perfectly understandable if you have not seen any of us.

I try to be. My name is Ms. Paint, and assuming I am correct, might your name be Turbo?

[shotaturbo]

classymspaint started following you

woah weird looking lady

[classymspaint-blog]

Am I? I have never thought of myself as looking odd, but then again, most people do not.

Good evening!