bunnyfailure

my name is claudia hii!!!! deeply unserious mostly I am a figment of your machinations... mrowww :3

[claudianator]

*hypnotizing you* you WILL start a draft at 2 am for the fetus of an idea you conceived after watching atla while high as fuck. you WILL get stuck after like three plot points doing the outline and you WILL proceed to pants the worst prose you've ever written for 3 straight pages. you WILL completely forget about it until like 3 months later when you find it cultivating a garden of dust in your hard drive and read the ramblings of a schizotype so only kind of comprehensible it sends you into philosophical debate over the nature of language

*you, therapizing me* that sounds like projection, are you in denial of something?

[claudianator]

man being a small bug is probably so easy

emerge eat 1 crumb and be satiated for rest of life find crumb and bring it home for all of life fornicate at some point in life die transcend to nirvana or reincarnate

and I gotta fucking do taxes how's a bitch EVER gonna escape samsara 😔

[claudianator]

The line of thought getting to a concept like homestuck is pretty simple:

I wanna make a story about teens playing a game

It's hard to give the game much importance in the plot without it directly affecting the characters

fuck it, the game is reality now

and like there should be a group of teen aliens who are also playing the game

and the game actually determines the genesis of whole universes

jade!!!!! :D

the plot has to have nested layers of time travel that I'll make seem 30x more complicated than it really is

at some point the most high stakes important thing that happens should be frog breeding and that shit should be serious

I gotta ship my self insert with the 13 year old aliens man

space hitler is a spider girl. And she's the 13 year old alien I'm shipping my self insert with

jade!!!!! D:

[claudianator]

the average blink actualy IS 100-400 ms.

blinking john, who has been blinking continuously for 7 decades, is locked in mortal optical combat with staring michael, who hasn't blinked in 7 decades, both are outliers btu they were really cool about it so we kinda just left them in anyway