Clone Headcanons

Welcome to Clone-trooper-headcanons, a blog dedicated to nothing but headcanons relating to the clones of Star Wars. Main blog: brawny-thesaurus

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Watching the premiere of the Bad Batch prompted me to actually remember this blog and-

Y’all are still interacting w/ this????

I am So Sorry 😭

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Headcanon #18

Echo is a complete neat freak. Everything that belongs to him (which isn't much, but still) is always completely spotless. Fives may or may not have started a rumor that if you went into the bathroom and said Echo's name three times and made a mess Echo himself would come and beat the crap out of you. Hardcase may or may not have attempted this. Twice.

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Headcanon #17

It took Fives an entire month to get over Echo's death. Every night he would wake up from a nightmare, crying out his name, wishing he could have saved him. And every night, helping him through each and every one, is Tup.

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can I get a headcanon as to how the coruscant guard command would react to being able to play with puppies?

(Once again, the formatting is eh. I ended up being way busier than I thought I was going to be today, so i didn’t have a lot of time to work on it. I apologize if these seem inaccurate or kinda lazy as a result! Also, since I wasn’t super familiar w/ the members of the Coruscant Guard, I kinda just went to the wiki to find out who was in it and so that’s where all these names come from, in case any one is wondering who these clones are!)

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Headcanon #16

Fox: would try to minimize contact between his men and the puppies so they can all focus. It doesn’t work. First victim of Hound’s Puppy Army ™ [see: Hound]

Stone: would honestly be so freaking relieved. He had to deal with Jar-Jar once just let the poor man and his puppies be.

Hound: would befriend all of the puppies and eventually create an elite puppy attack army. Any and all of Hound’s enemies are taken down without warning by several wriggling masses of fluff.

Jek: would teach them all to be guard puppies. None of them listen. Chaos ensues.

Rys: wouldn’t even question it. There are puppies and therefore he is going to take whatever opportunities he can to play with them.

Thorn: would be absolutely thrilled. May or may not have singled out the biggest puppy and claimed it as his own.

Thire: would be extremely confused as to why there are a bunch of puppies but would definitely waste his entire afternoon playing with them.

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Hello there! I'll admit I haven't seen much of the Clones, but I ADORE what I have seen! I was wondering how the clones would react to finding a cat and having it follow them around??? I literally just followed this blog five minutes ago (ish) and I must say I REALLY like it! I hope you post more! Jeg elsker dig, my friend!

(The formatting on this one is crap but I’ll fix it tomorrow morning. I wanted to get at least one ask answered before I went to bed, though. Please enjoy it, and I promise I will get to the other ask tomorrow!)

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Headcanon #15

Cody: would be the responsible one and immediately return it to its owners or take it to some kind of a shelter if it’s a stray. None of his men speak to him for like, a week, because they all grew way too attached to it.

Rex: is extremely confused and doesn’t understand why this is happening, but gradually warms up to it. May or may not have initially thought it was some kind of Separatist spy.

Wolffe: secretly feeds it. Refuses to answer on whether or not he’s given it a name.

Fives: unabashedly feeds it. It’s name is Fives Jr. and even though he’s only had it for about 30 seconds if anything happened to Fives Jr. Fives would kill everyone in the room and then himself.

Echo: would honestly probably treat it normally. Definitely would give it some kind of generic name like Whiskers or Fluffy.

Hardcase: freaking SPOILS the thing. He only feeds his cat the fanciest of foods and gives it its own cat bed and tree to use at its own leisure. Cuddles with it 95% of the time and much like Fives, would kill everyone in the room and then himself if anything happened to his baby.

Kix: is super protective and totally babies the poor thing. On the plus side his knowledge of how to treat various injuries and illnesses ensures that his cat is always in prime condition.

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Hey hun! Love your blog, I was just wondering if you're still active. Even just a little bit?

Yes!! I am!! So sorry for not replying earlier!! ;A;I'm just extremely busy and I just about never have any ideas for headcanons, lmao. I know I always say I'm gonna do more and then never actually DO any more bUT I SWEAR I WILL. I'm hoping to maybe get a friend to help run this with me so that when I'm not here she can hopefully churn out a few things!In the meantime, if anyone has anything, just submit it or send it in an ask! Like I said, ideas don't always come to me, so any ideas of your guys' are MORE than welcome!!(Please bear with me, you guys. I promise I'll start being more active!!)

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Headcanon #14

Based off an ask I got in which the clones receive some kind of momento or keepsake from their significant other (I’m sorry I got to this so late!!).

(Also I’m gonna try a new format with this one and just have a few specific clones + how they’d react to being given some kind of momento or special keepsake instead of how I normally do things.)

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Rex: would be totally embarrassed, but would accept it without argument. He takes it on every mission and looks at it for comfort/strength during particularly stressful missions. After Umbara he would wake up from severe nightmares and would look at his keepsake to help calm himself down and be able to fall back asleep.

Cody: would have no idea what to do with something like that and would probably keep it on his bed in the barracks so that when he returns home he can always look at it. Accidentally left it out once and now his entire division won’t stop teasing him. They just won’t stop.

Fives: would show it to EVERYONE. He would keep it with him 100% of the time and would protect it with his life. May or may not have misplaced it once and got the entire 501st division to help him look for it (it was tangled up in a blanket on his bed the entire time).

Echo: would keep it a complete secret out of sheer embarrassment and hide it under his pillow. He would take it out at night after everyone else was asleep and look at it until he fell asleep. Also would look at it when he’d be trying to solve some kind of complex problem.

Wolffe: would also keep it a secret and also under his pillow and would deny having any sort of keepsake out of embarrassment and fear that someone will try to take it. He takes it with him on missions that he knows will last for a long time so that he can remember why he’s fighting.

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Headcanon #13

When the 501st is on Mandalore, Ahsoka manages to scrape together enough credits to buy some uj'alayi for all the troopers under her command, because she knows how much the clones appreciate sweet foods.

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I’M SO SORRY FOR MY CONSTANT ABSENCES

I’M GONNA POST A SUBMISSION AND THEN I’LL WORK ON THE TWO ASKS I GOT LATER TODAY

I LOVE YOU

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

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Hiiiiiiiiiiii~I loooooooove ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ your headcannons, so could you do one for the clones where they keep little clips of their s/o to remember them by???????? :3 arigato!!!!

I'M SO SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THIS BLOG (I LEGIT JUST CHECKED MY MESSAGES AND THERE WERE LIKE, FIVE THAT I'D NEVER SEEN AHAHSJDDNDK)I'll start working on this sometime todAY I S W E A RI'M SO SORRY ANONPLEASE DON'T KILL ME

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Headcanon #12

Each group of clones is oddly obsessed with some type of TV show.

Rex and his men religiously watch any space crime show they can get their hands on. Catch them awake at 0300 hours heatedly arguing over who they think did it. Somebody always yells at them to shut up. Nobody does.

Cody and his men are 1000% obsessed with dramas. The more drama the better. Cody often disappears into some unknown corner of the barracks and can be distantly heard yelling and crying over various dramas.

Wolffe and the rest of the Wolffepack all love cooking shows. Spend all their free nights trying out weird recipes they see on TV in the mess halls. Usually results in some kind of food fight, especially if any others not from the Wolffepack get involved.

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Headcanon #11

Fives is ALIVE.

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Is this blog still active?

Shiiiiiit-I took a super long break from Tumblr recently, so literally NEITHER of my accounts has been touched for quite some time now.I've got finals during this coming week, but I will try and bring this account back from the dead over my winter break!I'm so sorry for never being active, guys! Ilysm and may the force be with you!

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im a bit shy and dont have any fully formed headcanons, would it be ok if i just sent in an idea for one?

That's totally fine! cx

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Crap sorry I just reblogged a bunch of crap to the wrong blog whoops

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Headcanon #10

Whenever the 501st troopers were on the ship and were allowed to do whatever they wanted they all played “seppie” tag with Ahsoka. One time it was so chaotic the clones even miraculously managed to get General Kenobi to play with them. (A few of the clones may have been high or drunk nobody quite figured out how everyone was so rilled up.

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Holy shit I am so sorry

I kind of forgot I had this account and I am really really really really sorry about that!!!!

I’m gonna try and be a bit more active here, but I am easily forgetful, so if I go a while w/out posting on here, just send me a gentle reminder to my personal blog @brawny-thesaurus.

Ily all and I promise to start coming up with more headcanons soon!!!

EDIT: Submissions ARE open, so feel free to send in a headcanon of your own!!! In addition to being forgetful I can get a bit stumped for ideas, so sending in submissions is a good way to help keep headcanons coming!