Hi what happened to the polycule?? are the two pruples and the yellow alright??? Dibvorce??? <- doesnt watch lifesteal
ok so basically the yellow one has spent the past 2 months realizing the two purple guys were hiding a lot of really big bad secrets from him (tl;dr they have discovered and are actively planning to use an exploit which allows them to open wormholes between servers. we think. its extremely expansive and evil.) and purple guys thought they were getting better at telling yellow guy things but yellow guy went WAIT A BEDROCK PRISON AT SPAWN IS REALLY FUCKED UP ACTUALLY and he teamed up with the (relatively) weakest team on the server to jump the purple guys. and vitalasy wasnt in armor so he got slain by yeah_jaron using a sword called "e tier player" <- actual girlboss moment fr im SO happy e tier player gets a lore payoff after all these months even if its small
so uh. yeah tl;dr yellow guy was the only thing holding ourple back from becoming actual evil gods and now that hes gone.... the server is fucked 👍 we have itzsubz (does not care about the server), vitalasy ("you want a villain? you'll fucking get one"), ashswag (player running around juiced up on the same shit that poopies the endermite and his fellow creatures are on), and spokeishere (Professional Lifesteal Apocalypse Bringer) all running around WITH GOD POWERS. vitalasy threw golden apples and stacked totems around like they were nothing. ASHSWAG HAS A HYPIXEL SWORD IN HIS ENDER CHEST.
yeah so the situation is fuckign dire. but hey! at least subzam lives another day
^^ old team shield had that purple design with black; subz gifted zam this new special version that replaces the black with white