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When dogs make eye contact with you and start wagging their tail, then you start talking to them and they wag it harder

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"When did this happen?."

“When did what happen? It might help if I even knew who you are, if you’re even worth knowing.”

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“Well when did my house get in flames?. The name is Emma. How rude to destroy my home sir. And you are?.”

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“Your house?!” He looked back to the house and then back again, sighing. “For your information it wasn’t me that did it, it was the firebug running around with the flamethrowers.” He tried so hard to keep a straight face but he couldn’t help it, he started dying laughing. “Oh my god, okay that was funny. Well, how rude to assume I would destroy your house. As for my name, if you don’t already know it then you don’t need to.”

#deceitful kitty

Someone else killed Batman

“Proof or it didn’t happen.”

Garnet

“Rough session, all the way. Don’t care how long it lasts.”

Peridot

“Blindfold or being tied up? Both.”

Emerald

“Being dominated or being dominant. That’s not a fair question actually. I’m mostly a switch but I like being dominated if I’m with a guy, but obviously I get dominant when with a female.”

1 to 11 sex questions

1. Have you ever been caught having sex? “No because every time I’ve wanted to have sex it’s been in private.” 2. What’s an embarrassing thing that happened during sex? “Nothing that I can think of.” 3. Strangest location you’ve had sex in? “The back of my car.” 4. What was your first time like? “Not a pleasant memory, not gonna say unless asked specifically.” 5. Have you ever said/moaned something during sex that made things very awkward? If so, what was it? “Already answered this, keep up.” 6. Have you ever been completely turned off by something your bed partner did? “Yes. If I get in a bad mood I can be turned off by the sound of their voice.” 7. Best sex you ever had? “I don’t remember a lot but it was in the living room and drugs were involved.” 8. What’s your wildest fantasy? “I have several, but one includes being tied up and used by more than one person.” 9. Have you got a secret kink? What is it? “No, I’m pretty open about what I like. People just don’t ask.” 10. Ever faked an orgasm? “Well, being a dude, it’s pretty hard to fake one. Ya know?”11. What do you think you’re best at in bed? “Positioning and hitting certain spots.”

"When did this happen?."

“When did what happen? It might help if I even knew who you are, if you’re even worth knowing.”

(kink) A romantic evening of FEAR TOXIN SAMPLING.

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“Strip tease mother fucker, it just isn’t sex if the clothes don’t come off.”

5k volts straight to the nipples kink

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5. Have you ever said/moaned something during sex that made things very awkward? If so, what was it? “Well, it wasn’t awkward to me but I’ve moaned my own name before when I was fucking someone.” 15. What’s the most annoying thing about sex? “That I don’t get it enough. No, I’m actually kidding. The most annoying thing is if you end up having it at a point where you can’t shower right after.”

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With one ask, try to elicit a strong emotional response from my muse

Make them angry, scare them, or make them sad. Give them a shock or brighten their day. Fluster or frustrate or infuriate, it’s your call.

Bonus points if you know my character well enough to know how to get a strong reaction with as few words as possible.

#ask meme

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#ask meme #sinday

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Sexual Questions for the Brave

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Have you ever been caught having sex?

What’s an embarrassing thing that happened during sex?

Strangest location you’ve had sex in?

What was your first time like?

Have you ever said/moaned something during sex that made things very awkward? If so, what was it?

Have you ever been completely turned off by something your bed partner did?

Best sex you ever had?

What’s your wildest fantasy?

Have you got a secret kink? What is it?

Ever faked an orgasm?

What do you think you’re best at in bed?

What would you never do, no matter how much your partner might want it?

Have you ever done something because your partner was into it, even though you weren’t?

Have you ever had phone/webcam sex? If so, what was it like? If not, would you want to?

What’s the most annoying thing about sex?

Have you ever caught someone else having sex?

What do you think of one night stands? Ever had them? Ever would?

Do you keep your socks on during sex?

Shaven or unshaven?

Do you keep a sex journal? What do you write in it?

Do you miss having sex when you don’t have it for a while?

How do you usually masturbate?

Have you ever made a big mistake during sex that either hurt you or your partner, or was just terribly embarrassing or awkward?

Have you ever gone down on someone? Did you like it? Were you any good at it? How did it taste?

What are your thoughts on hygiene?

#ask meme #sinday

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