Out there is our destiny.

Greetings, program! I'm CLU 2.0, a program built by Kevin Flynn to create the perfect system.

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((OOC: Sorry for that last post, guys. Forgot I was on my RP account.))

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Tumblr Crushes:

thecrowdseemedenergized

criminalconsultant

mctrl2

bigpimpininamerica

ramver2

thehorribledrisin

blayathaplaya

pyreo

saroux

.....

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goodteethgreathair:

thecrowdseemedenergized:

thedailytronblr:

The Daily Tronblr: 8/05/11

Richard, really, I’m sorry about bothering you when you were concussed. I didn’t recognize that you were in a compromised mental state… please forgive me?

CLU will just have to deal with it.

Well. I think we’re even, now.

"CLU will just have to deal with it."

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Who is still up? Reblog if you're awake!

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((OOC: Night, guys.))

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criminalconsultant:

clutwopointoh:

criminalconsultant:

thedrumsofsaxon:

criminalconsultant:

Who in their right mind sticks their dick in a bloody pizza?!

……What?! That just ruins the pizza!!

~The Master

I know! Just…how? ugh it just astounds me that such morons can exist *massages temples*

#Taking over the Grid will be a piece of cake #not even a challenge

Not with the MCP around.

That. Is not going to be a problem I assure you.

HAHA. Riiiiiight.

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My brain hurts from all this stupidity on my dash right now

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criminalconsultant:

thedrumsofsaxon:

criminalconsultant:

Who in their right mind sticks their dick in a bloody pizza?!

……What?! That just ruins the pizza!!

~The Master

I know! Just…how? ugh it just astounds me that such morons can exist *massages temples*

#Taking over the Grid will be a piece of cake #not even a challenge

Not with the MCP around.

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

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bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

Are you looking at Tad in that one? I bet he’s looking back at you like this.

1) No, I am not, and 2) Tad doesn’t even look like that.

CLU, I never expected someone of your stature to be such a monster. Although I should have at least guessed you to be a troll… after all, your stature is small enough to qualify you as one.

HA! Small stature? You must be joking. And yes, I am a bit of a troll, but only because it's so fun to make you mad.

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

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bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

No, I just felt like pulling a practical joke on you. I followed your friend Conan, by the way. I think I might like him a bit better than you.

Oh, snap.

Why don’t you? By Tad? It seems like that’s gonna happen at some point, judging by how you act around each other.

Are you looking at Tad in that one? I bet he's looking back at you like this.

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

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bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

No, I just felt like pulling a practical joke on you. I followed your friend Conan, by the way. I think I might like him a bit better than you.

Oh, snap.

Why don't you? By Tad? It seems like that's gonna happen at some point, judging by how you act around each other.

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formerly-last:

alexcasablancas:

fashion-wizard:

nativemermaids:

mermaidswithglittertails:

killthelightts:

lyssaahmarie:

iloveinamerica:

langeloc:

See that lady?? She will come in your room if you don’t reblog

so reblog it now or else.

fuck.

NOT. RISKING. SHIT.

trolololol

sorry guys

shit i had to

fffffuuuu- sorry~

lol fuck that shit i’m reblogging

No harm, no foul.

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

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bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

No, I just felt like pulling a practical joke on you. I followed your friend Conan, by the way. I think I might like him a bit better than you.

Oh, snap.

[youdontevencaredoyou-deactivate]

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youdontevencaredoyou:

clutwopointoh:

youdontevencaredoyou:

youdontevencaredoyou:

clutwopointoh:

youdontevencaredoyou:

clutwopointoh:

GLaDOS is a Caroline of a Caroline and a ridiculously Caroline Caroline.

By the way, how’s Mr. Johnson, Caroline?

I can’t hear you over the sound of your failure.

By the way how is that “ruling…

How do you know? Clearly you’re GLITCHED. Maybe you would just be a complete mass of mush because you’re imperfect.

I’M MORE PERFECT THAN YOU

You couldn’t even create the perfect system. It was all thwarted by a rebel, a reject, and an old doddering fool.

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT MY CREATOR LIKE THA-

Ahaha. But see, it was impossible to create the perfect system. So ha. No one could create it, Former Central Core.

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

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bigpimpininamerica:

clutwopointoh:

Also

Here is proof that I was involved in the making of the pizza

It is a picture of me

Mixing my penis juice in

CLU

I WILL END YOU

SHUSH!!! THERE WAS NO PENIS OR PENIS JUICE

why do you even- why would you want me to eat your penis anyways? Are you that infatuated with me??

No, I just felt like pulling a practical joke on you. I followed your friend Conan, by the way. I think I might like him a bit better than you.

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youdontevencaredoyou:

youdontevencaredoyou:

clutwopointoh:

youdontevencaredoyou:

clutwopointoh:

GLaDOS is a Caroline of a Caroline and a ridiculously Caroline Caroline.

By the way, how’s Mr. Johnson, Caroline?

I can’t hear you over the sound of your failure.

By the way how is that “ruling…

How do you know? Clearly you’re GLITCHED. Maybe you would just be a complete mass of mush because you’re imperfect.

I'M MORE PERFECT THAN YOU

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I BET IT'S SALTY ISN'T IT

Also

Here is proof that I was involved in the making of the pizza

It is a picture of me

Mixing my penis juice in

[thecrowdseemedenergized-blog]

Sir.

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thecrowdseemedenergized:

I know that from a political stand-point, we are not on the friendliest of terms with the Aperture Science facilities.

That said—please don’t destroy the Aperture Science Monitoring Device who is currently attached to the wall in the commons area. GRTL has been very helpful, not only in watching over the pets currently at the safe house but in observing the Enrichment Center during the coup. As no camera is transferring their feed to the Current Central Core willingly, and they are unable to transfer their feed to the Former Central Core GLaDOS, you don’t have to worry about her spying on us.

If you have free time, her favorite book is the Cat in the Hat.

*grumbles* Fine.