a life without you is no life at all

29 ° the nsft channel ° selfship ° some size kink stuff ° 18+ please!!! ° current flavor: wreck-it ralph

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Hey guys I'm cheru and welcome to my selfship blog 👋 this is where I'm going to dump a lot of my self indulgent nsft drawings/writing here

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Some real quick Ralph relationship hcs-

Ralph was straight up in denial when Vanellope told him you was clearly into him. He was too dense to notice himself, so he just thought you're was just close with him.

It took several months worth of insisting from Vanellope (she even got Felix in on it) for Ralph to even start to consider that maybe someone could be romantically attracted to him.

He finally believes it when you tell him yourself.

At the start of the relationship I think Ralph would try to do "what you're supposed to do" when dating. Pet names that sound kinda forced, bringing you flowers, stereotypical dates.

It would take a little bit of prying out of him for Ralph to just be himself in the relationship.

After that, he's more laid back, spending quality time, not really using pet names, rather just your name or a shortened version.

His love language is physical affection. Guy's a hugger, and he just loves to snuggle with you, spending a quiet evening. He really loves it when you kiss him on the cheek or run your fingers through his hair. It puts a big, dopey smile on his face while he's red like a beet.

Speaking of blushing, this guy blushes a lot. Sometimes he gets so red in the cheeks, the honeyglows get into his ears too.

He'd be too flustered to do it himself, so in the event of getting engaged, you'd have to be the one proposing.

When you're marrying him for real, he accidentally slips the ring meant for him into your wrist. It's quickly corrected, though.

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follow up to yesterday's post: he's a tiny bug

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slightly less inaccurate wreck it ralph size chart in comparison to real humans

Ralph's claim, "I'm 9 feet tall," is most likely FFJ measurements. So technically, Ralph is smaller than the 9-ft-tall pink person.

If Sergeant Calhoun is as tall as an average human...

Calhoun: average human height

Felix: 2'11"

Vanellope: 2'3"

KC: 2'5"

Ralph: 6'10"

This is most likely me playing around with heights. Could someone make a better WIR size chart relatively scaled with average, real-life humans?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

in lieu of me finally this blog, here, have this thing i wrote a couple of months ago. it's a ralph/reader fic, set in a noirish, real-world setting where both ralph and reader are blue collar workers. nothing too crazy going on but do check the tags

I've also posted other wir-related fics on this acct, but they're also a little over a decade old haha. enjoy!

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mwah

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