Life as a Capitalistic Hedonist

~None Gender with Left Girl~ Pretty sure there should be words here that i sort of agree with but mostly are just there to be witty. A slightly more personal blog about vague passive-aggressive text posts and shit I do in my free time. Ask Me Where I've...

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The fact that Donald Trump is Times person of the year alongside Stalin and Hitler is less indicative of trump as a person and more indicative of Time as a publication, who named both Hitler and Stalin person of the year

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“ For reminding America that demagoguery feeds on despair and that truth is only as powerful as the trust in those who speak it, for empowering a hidden electorate by mainstreaming its furies and live-streaming its fears, and for framing tomorrow’s political culture by demolishing yesterday’s, Donald Trump is TIME’s 2016 Person of the Year.” -Nancy Gibbs, Editor of TIME

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uwu I look just like Buddy Holly

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OwO and you’re Mary Tyler Moore ^_^

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People who got their news from Jon Stewart for 15 years are now very angry about ‘fake news.’

Abe Greenwald (via a-life-of-charm-and-grace)

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listen: sweatpants with “BOTTOM TEXT” across the ass

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gender of the day: chocolate cake

(my coworker is from another culture and didn’t realize that it was a Gender Reveal Cake Design. so she put chocolate inside. Which is a good official gender, I thought.)

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Its blackout? LMAO OKAY?????

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Alex is en route to America!!

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honestly I wish people valued kindness more I am a very big advocate of trying to be kind to as many people as you can

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am i too late

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man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world…  doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that 

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Martin Shkreli trolled socialists into making cheaper alternatives the capitalist way. lol

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Is there anything in this world greater than the drum cadence breakdown in Phil Collins’ classic “In The Air Tonight”?

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evan what has married life done to you

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here's an awful pun then; why are vulcanologists basically hipster geologists? because they're into rocks BEFORE they're cool

Oh NOOOOO

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@frankengoon

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Fiance is doing the Imgur secret santa gift exchange and wanted to give his gift that little extra something. His recipient “has read Pride and Prejudice over 100 times”

he lives in southern England

So i told him to go find Netherfield and take some pics in front of it

Basildon Park // Reading, United Kingdom