be alive with me tonight

After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and to shoals of dust, I will return to where I began. Alison, twenty, bisexual British feminist. If they're emotionally damaged and fictional, I am probably in love with them. (PS. My fitblr is fighting-flying-fit)

[antigeorge]

my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo

[thoodleoo]

thoodleoo:

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him

[stolentweets]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[vashito]

the treat yo self scene in parks n rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self control

[wrzky]

Best opening scene 

[commander-uhura]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[odairannies]

#tag yourself  #i’m jerry

[jamescarpenter]

New York a couple weekends back.

[ron-swonson-deactivated20161012]

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[tall-butt]

#DAD YOU ARE SO COOL (follow up to this)

[sofiajonze-blog]

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

[heydr-k]

Good

[brimalandro]

[limiculous]

[lov-eswift]

Central Park (3 hour difference)

[commander-uhura]

Sociologist: So in your opinion, what differentiates Millennials from the previous generations?

Millennials: Well, probably growing up in a post-9/11 and post-Bush Wars world, plus the Great Recession and the instability of our financial futures and the exposure of widespread police brutality and the corporate stranglehold on governments -

Baby boomers: Social media social media social media social media social media social media social media social media SOCIAL MEDIA