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Guess who slaved away long enough to earn a week of unmonitored computer time? This guy! Time to jack it.
Hal was the only person who entered my give away. Time to chop off these big meaty claws.
juvenal:
if it was even possible i somehow managed to become even more fuckin bewildered than i was with your last reply but at least i managed to weasel a name outta you daxton i cant say ive ever met anyone who goes by that name so theres a first good job but ok before i even attempt to lambaste you with a host of questions on what a seti is or what you mean by cable and sector and earthling i have taken note of all of this odd terminology and have surmised that you are indeed some kinda otherworldly being from somewhere far away
well if you havent already interacted with anyone else from my particular species then tough luck bro this is the first contact the first interaction the first fuckin trading of words across species and universes and we are riding it all the way to the fuckin top man as i might have said once upon a time a few years back we are motherfucking entrenched in this shit and theres no fuckin way youre gettin out of it now daxxie boy
anyway i think i understand more now knowing that youre a dirk alternate and by extension my alternate universe father slash brother (which by the way never ceases to be downright fuckin weird) but dirk is a pretty alright guy hes been through some shit in a few universes though and i dont know which dirk youre planning on killing but you could be killing either a sixteen year old one or a middle aged one who is looking after an alternate universe little me so watch yourself bro
hey youre not an abomination maybe youre just a genetically altered individual who happens to be unlike anything else known to existence and enjoys the occasional long walk on the beach dont put yourself down like that man
Iād say Iāve never met a Dave but I would be lying. I have met many Daves and created many more. Technically speaking I have met one of every person on the planet, because it took a good 40 days for me to run out of names. Now we use numbers. Or symbols. My latest project is namedĀ āFive dollars and a hashtagā.
Thatās me, Daxxie! SETI, or the Search For Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence, was disbanded ages ago and never even found me, an innocent space captive, so what the fuck. Screw your planet, and your species that I may or may not be directly related to!Ā
Okay, that sounds fake; but okay.Ā I wouldnāt hurt the fathers. I am one myself.
Aw. <3 Thanks. Sometimes it just gets tough, you know? I mean... now and then, I get insecure (from all the pain, Iām so ashamed.) But I AM beautiful, no matter what they say, and words CANāT BRING ME DOWN! Do you relate? To all your friends youāre delirious, so consumed in all your doom, trying hard to fill the emptiness, but the piece is gone; left the puzzle undone. Aināt that the way it is?
This movie was a cinematic masterpiece
āDaxxieā...
Painting I did forever ago out of boredom
oh no
āDead skin maskā Clay with cobalt glaze.- Colin Mullin 2014
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days! It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millionsĀ these days! "Specialness" seems de rigueur, and above average is average; go figure.
Is it is some modern miracle of calculus, that such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous?
Donāt do life-altering science drunk because your higher-ups will insist you get shit-faced for the rest of the month to recreate the data.
juvenal:
ok damn without meaning for it to at all this suddenly got highly confusing and deep and maybe even slightly disturbing i mean fuck sure i encourage all of my greeting post respondents and conversational partners whether unwillingly or otherwise to go for gold and say whatever the fuck is on their minds or in their lives but this is a little full on for the first contact
also im almost certain your name isnt actually whatever since that sounds like something my bro wouldve tried his best to legally name me after he plucked me outta my baby meteor home although yes its saturday at least where i live and the sun isnt even out right now so youre not missing out on much
oh right because genetic abominations and long walks on the beach go hand in hand thats a crack up if ive ever seen one but really dude what the fuck ive never been more dying to be informed of something as i am now
Iād imagine first contact between our species would mirror this event exactly. āHello?ā cries your Earthling SETI. āIs anyone out there?ā āOh, fuck,ā I reply. āSorry, Iāve been stealing cable from this sector for aeons now.ā Before anyone can get any answers, the message is over.
That's not far off, actually. I have many names, but they're all listed on my pages and if you were really that invested in deciphering my mysterious dystopian future-speak I'd assumed you to have read them by now. I sayĀ āWhateverā in the respects that I donāt care what people call me, nor have I ever. Not so much in the respects of a particularly negligent sounding lusus. Shit, I mean brother. Sorry.Ā
But if you gotta know, my actual name is Daxton. Iām what they call aĀ āDirk alternateā, although that guy seems way better off than Iāve ever been, and I plan on killing him to take his place in the alpha dimension as soon as I can.
I, a genetic abomination who loves long walks on the beach, am offended.Ā
Empress, for the 500th time: Yeah do this for me and you can go home.
Me:Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
Strange Girl - The Zolas
And there we were, desk to desk,
a young mountain and a strange girl.
Is it possible to tunnel out of space with a spoon.
Youāve heard of the Love Shack, now get ready for
the hate hut
: What can we get for you sir? Your comfort is our top priority!
Me: Blood!
: What?
Me: Blood! Blood! I want blood!
: Sir-
Me, slamming my fists on my work-bench: BLOOD! BLOOD! BL