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Oh, don’t pretend you’re blameless... (oh oh, oh oh) Statements like that are b a s e l e s s ! (oh oh, oh oh) And yet you tell me that unless-- (oh oh, oh oh) --I do your favors, I’m n a m e l e s s ...
My openmindedness begins and ends on how much effort a person places in their blog.
Tumblr roleplayers, maybe
I'll take up the sword you gave me, and I will fight the enemy: those who I thought were true, who sought my blood from the blue...
I will try to protect you from everything that hurts And I'll do as you'll say, even the evil way...
Homestuck Quote Meme!
Does this worry you? Is there a part of you left that's able to worry?
And you're drunk.
I am so sorry, you guys. We are actually a lot cooler than this!
Ok, that's pretty fucking big.
I'm not as much of a scumbag as I was so determined to make out with myself to be.
It mostly involves saying "fuck" a lot.
I was probably just going to kill you.
Well, ok, I was pretty sure he meant to stab me.
That could be anyone's sword.
It will destroy him.
I think you threatened to kill me at some point.
That's fake, I made that up to fuck with you.
It's a legendary piece of shit.
Why couldn’t you just man up and talk to me?
Heroes make shit happen.
Why don't you old-fashioned go fuck yourself?
You know how it is with dream logic.
And oh...she also called me "mom"?
"Huh" is right.
Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
Fuck that guy.
I'm about to throw a bath tub through your wall.
It is like fucking Christmas up in here.
Anyway, guess I'll go back down and burn that book.
I suddenly don't understand anything.
Yeah, this is a really shitty disguise.
It sounds like you are attempting to be the smart ______ this time.
It's so perfect! That is so you!
I am almost certain ______ said that.
That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
Fuck it. They were all named Carlos as far as I'm concerned.
Don’t kill me. Please. I am scared.
Oh my god, I know, you’ve already told me like a million times!!!
____, please. Give me one of your human breaks.
You always did know how to rub salt in the wound.
Looks like ____ is totally nuts. What else is new.
Hahaha, think again, ignoramus.
Your name is so lovely, why can't I say it!
Welcome to the party, motherfuckers.
Oh man, let me drop everything and go there, because I'm in such a huge hurry to take more of your advice!
In case I forgot to say so before... thanks for saving my life!
Why do you work so hard at being awful?
I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
I just won _____ tantrum bingo.
Tell ____ nice try.
Did you try kicking _____?
Oh my flipping Christ.
It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.
Are you sure you don’t have a thing for him? It’s ok, ____. You can admit it.
Thanks for your help, but I don't need your help.
Poor ____ was the only viable romantic target.
____ with a hangover everyone. Slow clap.
I've always wanted to go to a funeral.
Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?
I’m going to talk to my _______.
You have no idea where you’re going.
I am beginning to feel as though I am the only one working on our friendship.
I think I might be an asshole.
Hey, look, we're learning stuff.
I was worried we were on the verge of getting some shit done.
I always knew you liked me.
Get away from me! I have a sword!
I was worried your priorities might have been out of whack, but no, I was dead wrong.
These darn birds are in the way!
Okaaaaaaaay, I don’t really get that.
I don’t actually want to talk to you, so bye.
Don't make me bop you on the head with a wizard.
Maybe I'll crochet myself an iPhone snuggly.
Fuuuuuuuuck!
Guess what! You just lost your poking privileges.
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if any RP partner tries to control who you talk to, whether by spreading lies or telling half-truths, then you need to walk away from them a s a p
no matter how good the threads are or whatever. just. walk away, don't look back.
maybe
maybe it's just
me
but i'm seeing ghosts of
you
knock knock you about to get SHELL SHOCKED
Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam, But I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed.
I thought you were my friend
From the beginning
But I
Guess it's not so
So let me just
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true happiness
is when you're busy being too happy
to even consider נєαℓσυѕу
ⓢⓐⓓⓝⓔⓢⓢ
or anger
My blood is pumping I’m ready to fight when you are Let’s let no one break the bond that is ours Show them what it means to be a shining star You have my body Let’s fight as one
Who made you the center of the υηινєяѕє?
Pain is therapeutic That's why I twist that knife just so I'm always preparing myself for that moment When I yank it out and bleed
I don't really think you get it I am like a raging fire I CONSUME ALL THAT I LOVE
Draw me closer, as if we are ƬƜƠ MƛƓƝЄƬƧ, that even if we separate, we will ⓡⓔⓤⓝⓘⓣⓔ again. Let's become one; it's okay not to turn back. That's fine, for you're my one and only ŁØƔƐ.
I think I’m gonna be fine Knowin’ you’re with me ‘Til the end of the line