Confessions of a Neoholic

My name is Elli. I fucking love Neopets. Also, I say fuck a lot.

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It must be my lucky day! Woo!

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Guess what I forgot to do when I got back.

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I love everything about this.

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attention all econ majors

you should write your senior thesis on the neopets economy and how to fix it

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'sorry nty glt'

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I might have been gone a long time... Is this new?

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Guess who's back?!

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Confessions of a Neoholic turned 2 today!

Yes, I'm still alive.

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I didn't think I would ever be in shape for the summer!

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I miss the Neotag and the internet. *moehug*

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SO, in conclusion, I'll probably be posting even less frequently than I currently do, since I'd have to drive 20 minutes into town in order to obtain the internet. This doesn't mean I don't love you all and I will miss you during my internet deprivation. Hopefully I'll find a way to get the internet and we can all be friends again! Yay!

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After nearly 12 years, you'd think I could navigate the site without thinking. But no. When I change the language to read a book to my pet, I'm immediately like "where the fuck is Quick Stock?!"

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Happy Secret Assassin Sunday everyone!

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yea im great with pets!

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Can you imagine if the baby aisha party and mutant party were actual political parties, though

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Nev and Max have a couple questions for the wise old king…