CA: none of the titles i want fits gDI

Sup mates sixltenn female cal i for ni ay I'm a lord of mind for legit yo so fuck w/ me I'll fuck you up if u ask me if i give a shit that the lord class is exculsively male the asnwoelr is nO

[thescavengeking]

CA: eyyyyyyy CA: u wanna know what u should do

If the answer is bound and gag you then proceed to dump you into the nearest vat of salt then yes, you know what I should do.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: wow wrong

CA: ssooooooo wrong

CA: the wrongest a wrongs how the fuck did u pass high school w/ guessin skills like that

CA: im one to fuckin talk im failin physics

CA: but correct answerr is u should give me the coords 2 ur amuselment park b/c reasonss

CA: v important reasons i might even give u a consolation prize 4 guessin so horribly wrong

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo egg i heard u have an amuselent park now CA: howcome ya havenltinvited me yet CA: i promise i wont punch your skull in or anythingg

Because I don’t invite trash.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: wow rude

CA: that is no way to treat a lady 

CA: especially one w/ a far superiorr god tier than yurousr

CA: wait whats your god tier again

[conspiringautocrat]

WHY R U IMPERSONATING ME WITH OUT TELLING ME

CA: b/c im an evil mastermind DUH

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: ohhh! are we impersonating Domenic now???

CA: I can do zat!

CA: hi my names domenic and i like roosterteeth and i teXT REALLY FUCKING RANDOM PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TO MY FRIENDS AT LIKE ELEVEN AT NIGHT WHEN THEYRE TOO TIRED TO DEAL W/ THIS BULLSHIT

CA: howd i do

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo moron im hella bored and spednin g waayyyyy too much time playing skyrim CA: u should like come over or give me your coords soo i can like, punch you in the face

Again won’t matter much since I’m still sort of a ghost.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: thats not the point tho

CA: thr point is to punch you in the face cause i can/im bored

[thescavengeking]

Go punch Kankri then if your bored. He bleeds more.

[techniciansadversary]

CA: wont work dumbfuck my hidden netowrk of spies tells me hes v dangerous to approach rn/easily angered/rlly tired so punching his nose in would be hella rude

CA: ALSO

its you’re not your

how th fuck can u possibly rule a fuckin kingdom without proper knowledge of grammar like holy shit

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo moron im hella bored and spednin g waayyyyy too much time playing skyrim CA: u should like come over or give me your coords soo i can like, punch you in the face

Again won’t matter much since I’m still sort of a ghost.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: thats not the point tho CA: thr point is to punch you in the face cause i can/im bored

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[thescavengeking]

  Don’t really care. Like seriously look at the startling lack of fucks I give sweetcheeks. They’re extinct. Didn’t even get a chance to be born even.

Also I’d like to see you come find me. Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I don’t know how to keep god powers off me. Hell anons gave me protection from Cronus’ wish powers and such.

Just wait till I’m back and kicking. Planets are going to be blown up. Names are going to be taken. I might even go pay certain ghostly kiss asses a visit just for the thrill of it.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: what a wonderful vocab u have

CA: ii am in a w e

CA: but io could totes beat u up even if ur dead anyway

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: i almost forgot how rude u were

CA:  holeeeee shit

CA: hecka rude

CA: rude nerd alert

[thescavengeking]

Oh shut it. If you were dead and had to be stuck listening to reports on his idiocy you would be rude too. Go ahead try it. 

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: hah wait i totlallly tricked you didnt i i was never eactiually dead 

CA: alssso hwo idioctic could he possibly be 

[thescavengeking]

Sweetie there is literally a list of idiotic things he has done. Repeatedly. And still complained about why bad things happen to him.

Seriously me wiping his existence off the game verse would be the kindest thing I could do.

[techniciansadversary]

CA: calll me swerrtie again and ill rip off you face and slap you with tit

CA: also if hes such an idiot and u hate him so much why dont u just hatemarry him 

[thescavengeking]

Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie.

Also ew.

Like seriously that is like asking me to lick a public outhouse toilet seat.

Do you know how many people have tapped that battered keg? Gods just being near him must put people at risk for a disease.

So if it isn’t obvious sweetie I hate him plantonically. The darkest platonic hate one can imagine.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: ooo ur askin for some organ removal

CA: aslo if hes such a risk 2 public health then whyyy do u wanna go near him

[thescavengeking]

Can’t kill a ghost sweet heart. Doesn’t mean I can’t kill you though.

And no. i don’t want to be anywhere near him. When I kill him I’m going to do it a fun way. Like Darth Vader and the Death Star.

[techniciansadversary]

CA: ii fucking swear ill end u

CA: cut out the sweetie an sweetheartt bs

CA: asliok kill me funny joke

CA: i rule over the on ething that makess you worht shit yo

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: i almost forgot how rude u were

CA:  holeeeee shit

CA: hecka rude

CA: rude nerd alert

[thescavengeking]

Oh shut it. If you were dead and had to be stuck listening to reports on his idiocy you would be rude too. Go ahead try it. 

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: hah wait i totlallly tricked you didnt i i was never eactiually dead 

CA: alssso hwo idioctic could he possibly be 

[thescavengeking]

Sweetie there is literally a list of idiotic things he has done. Repeatedly. And still complained about why bad things happen to him.

Seriously me wiping his existence off the game verse would be the kindest thing I could do.

[techniciansadversary]

CA: calll me swerrtie again and ill rip off you face and slap you with tit

CA: also if hes such an idiot and u hate him so much why dont u just hatemarry him 

[thescavengeking]

Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie.

Also ew.

Like seriously that is like asking me to lick a public outhouse toilet seat.

Do you know how many people have tapped that battered keg? Gods just being near him must put people at risk for a disease.

So if it isn’t obvious sweetie I hate him plantonically. The darkest platonic hate one can imagine.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: ooo ur askin for some organ removal

CA: aslo if hes such a risk 2 public health then whyyy do u wanna go near him

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: i almost forgot how rude u were

CA:  holeeeee shit

CA: hecka rude

CA: rude nerd alert

[thescavengeking]

Oh shut it. If you were dead and had to be stuck listening to reports on his idiocy you would be rude too. Go ahead try it. 

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: hah wait i totlallly tricked you didnt i i was never eactiually dead 

CA: alssso hwo idioctic could he possibly be 

[thescavengeking]

Sweetie there is literally a list of idiotic things he has done. Repeatedly. And still complained about why bad things happen to him.

Seriously me wiping his existence off the game verse would be the kindest thing I could do.

[techniciansadversary]

CA: calll me swerrtie again and ill rip off you face and slap you with tit

CA: also if hes such an idiot and u hate him so much why dont u just hatemarry him 

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: i almost forgot how rude u were

CA:  holeeeee shit

CA: hecka rude

CA: rude nerd alert

[thescavengeking]

Oh shut it. If you were dead and had to be stuck listening to reports on his idiocy you would be rude too. Go ahead try it. 

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: hah wait i totlallly tricked you didnt i i was never eactiually dead 

CA: alssso hwo idioctic could he possibly be 

[thescavengeking]

CA: yo nerd pay attention to me im hella bored i like came back form the dead 2 talk to ppl and nobody's saying shit and it s c uk ckks

Hey how about you stay dead and take Kankri with you.

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: i almost forgot how rude u were

CA:  holeeeee shit

CA: hecka rude

CA: rude nerd alert

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: becha fucjkers thought i was dead huh

CA: well geuess whoo was wrong

CA: yhou fuckers

CA: or singular fukcer only one person actuallly follows me

[conspiringautocrat]

Maxilum: Oi stop ratting on me to old magical gills. What did I ever do to you?

CA: u insulted my homour

CA: honour* 

[conspiringautocrat]

CA: Becom es eternally bored

CA: woooooooooooooooow

CA: Such bored

[conspiringautocrat]

Maxilum: Keep it up. I've always wanted to try turning a human into a troll. You'd make an excellent guinea pig.

CA: o hey would you look at how late you ar e for thatCA: When Ii protpytyopted the thiing Ii did and my dreamself that's exactly what happenedCA: but what a cute little threat that im quakin in my cape

[conspiringautocrat]

Maxilum: Please I make Hemsan look like a little kid chewing on a block. In fact I actually took over empires. They weren't handed to me by magic anons like Hemsan is given.

CA: amazing

CA: i am in awe of how powerful you are

CA: how capable was the Batterwitch honestly

CA: Doesn't matter if someone demolished someone else if ur adversary wasn't competent