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hey! i'm posting this across pretty much all my social medias lol.

SO. i'm a college student, right. and i have exactly one semester left. and my financial aid isn't enough to cover the entirety of my last semester (i'm about $2500 short). and i'm kind of in a tight spot because a guy hit our family's car and we just had to get a new one (the old one still runs, but damages cost money to fix and we need transportation. never live in rural mountain areas guys), and obviously there are bills to pay as well, and on top of studying i'm also kind of looking after my elderly cancer patient father all the time. everything is just kind of hitting at the same time.

so everything's devolving very quickly into a mess right now! i'm already making a list of things i can sell haha. and like, that's fine, we'll figure it out, it's not an emergency. but if you're feeling generous and are an enjoyer of my many ramblings or whatever, i made a kofi. absolutely no pressure at all, but i'd appreciate anything immensely. thank you for reading! :)

edit: my cashapp is also here, if that's easier on anyone. :)

troloyunu

look at my lawyer dawg. no seriously, look at her. isnt she so pretty

chrombits

princess of the stage

ministarfruit

happy pride! bisexual mia fey! 🌈

leiten7

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

yingui

badly-drawn-doflamingo

He Has Risen

cornertheculprit

alright i do have to hand this to them. intentional or not it's really fun

#like it's just neat to me

mapsiodyne-art

dusky bridge

cornertheculprit

with all my heart i think apollo justice put jaw-shattering strength into that punch and the only reason phoenix tanked it like he did was because he's phoenix wright. the guy got hit by a car and was totally fine. if apollo had punched anyone else they would be in the hospital

blueskittlesart

sorry to be doing this again but ace attorney is so genuinely fucking funny if you step back and actually think about the events from phoenix’s perspective. you are 23 years old. you get your first job straight out of college and your boss immediately dies. you learn that her entire family is a part of an actual literal cult that she had to run away from to become a lawyer in the first place. the shit that the cult believes in is tangibly demonstrably real and also illegal because it almost completely ruined your best friend’s life when you were 9. you could have gone your entire life blissfully unaware of any of this if you hadn’t had a bad situationship with a pair of identical twins in college