Victory Green Is The New Black

Jamie, 30, Hockey Captain, GH: captainbandersnatch [RP not real, don't follow]

[coweyedcaptain]

I’ve spent most of the day trying to find the words to describe Tyler, but like I already knew, there aren’t any words in any language that describe how utterly perfect he is and how completely I love him, so I’ll just say this.

Happy birthday, baby, I love you, completely, totally, unquestioningly, unconditionally @oseggy91

[coweyedcaptain]

Turns out it’s a lot more fun being at the All Star game when I don’t have to anything but sit on my ass and screech for Tyler

[coweyedcaptain]

I have slept So Much this week

[coweyedcaptain]

Bye week more like bed week

[coweyedcaptain]

This is Oakley and the fact that he’s almost a year old already is blowing my mind

[coweyedcaptain]

Also why the hell do I look so much like my brother in that second photo though

[coweyedcaptain]

Hey folks, I’m Jamie, sometimes I’m Bambi, sometimes I’m the Hulk, depending on who’s messing with my boys at the time. I was somehow given responsibility for a whole damn team and six years in I still don’t get why. I’m bad at talking about myself without prompting, so I’m gonna stop before this turns into a big ramble about either the Dallas Stars, Tyler, my dog, or his dogs, but if you feel like coming to poke me into talking like a normal person, you can find me @ captainbandersnatch!

[oseggy91]

Hey, the name’s Tyler Seguin and I play hockey for the team the Dallas Stars. I’m pretty much a PR’s nightmare and the best dude to have at the party. I’m a dad to three beautiful Labrador Retrievers, named Cash, Marshall and Gerry and if you leave me near an adoption shelter for long enough, I probably would end up with several more. I suppose that’s it? If you wanna receive cute pics from both me and my dogs, hit me up at toosegsyformyshirt