I Have No Idea What This Is Even About Anymore

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[j-aws]

yay its back.

[moondoll]

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

[words-unleashed]

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

[cat-satan]

I reblog this every time I see it

[cancerleolibra]

plz plz plz

[heckingaesthetic]

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

[librattarius]

omgomg

[stylestrology]

fingers crossed lmao

[rhosilie-deactivated20191111]

wish wish wish

[classichood-blog]

I wished for 5sos ticks and guess who went to 5sos last month

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[midnight-kfc]

x

[captainhandsomes]

Steve and Tony’s relationship in a nutshell.

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

sometimes I can’t believe this is an actual dialogue in the film and not an incorrect quote

[tony-stark-power-bottom]

The legacy that Tony stark left behind

The legacy that Peter Parker inherited

[stonyamultiverseofmadness]

Is he wearing Tony’s clothes? Like the under armor?

[mrs-kralbizzz]

Tony: Everyone thinks we’re dating-

Steve: yeah I wonder why.

Nat: maybe it’s cuz you slap each other’s asses every two minutes

[nomadicbeard]

RDJ thirsting after Chris Evans on main is honestly a whole mood

[flx-res]

s e r e n a ‘ s outfits / p a r t  3

[instamarvel]

Superfamily// Social Media AU

I’m in love with the idea of Superfamily

inspired by other posts in the superfamily tag

[falcon-caps]

billionaire, genius, philanthropist!

we love a supportive boyfriend

also i love it when AA subtly shades the MCU and it’s stevetony dynamic

[micdotcom]

This is why we need to Fight for $15. (via Upworthy)

[macleod]

Remember, raising the minimum wage won’t increase prices, will add an additional 85,000 jobs to the economy, and will help small business’.

[black-geek-supremacy]

But even $15 an hour isn’t enough anymore…..

[sakura-haruka]

Tony gave his son a kiss

[teaboot]

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

[teaboot]

Thought it was like this

[bingomann]

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

[bingomann]

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

[bingomann]

roomba company, please make this happen

[fire-is-her-water]

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

[starks-and-stripes]

steve to peter: tony may be your father but i’m the one he calls daddy

[morse-----coder]

Peter, stop, please

Peter, playing with something in Tony’s lab: — -. .. — -. / .-. .. -. –. … / .- .-. . / …- . –. . - .- -… .-.. . / -.. — ..- –. …. -. ..- - …

Tony, used to Peter: … ..- .-. . / - …. . -.– / .- .-. . –..– / -.- .. -..

Peter: -.– — ..- .-. / … - — – .- -.-. …. / - …. .. -. -.- … / .- .-.. .-.. / .–. — - .- - — . … / .- .-. . / – .- … …. . -..

Tony: — -.- .- -.–

Peter: .-.. .- … .- –. -. .- / .. … / .— ..- … - / … .–. .- –. …. . - - .. / ..-. .-.. .- …- — ..- .-. . -.. / -.-. .- -.- .

Tony:

Peter, oblivious: .-.. — -… … - . .-. … / .- .-. . / – . .-. – .- .. -.. … / - — / … -.-. — .-. .–. .. — -. …

Tony: * -.-. .-. -.– .. -. –. * .–. . - . .-. –..– / .–. .-.…- … . / … - — .–.

Steve, fascinated :-. — –..– / -.-. — -. - .. -. ..- . –..– / .–. .-.…- … .

Peter, playing with something in Tony’s lab: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Tony, used to Peter: Sure they are, kid

Peter: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Tony: Okay

Peter: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake

Tony:

Peter, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Tony: * crying * Peter, please stop

Steve, fascinated: No, continue, please.

Edit: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! This post as 300+ notes, im crying. You guys are amazing 😭

Edit again: Guys and gals, oh my god, im literally crying right now. it has over 500+ notes now, i dont deserve this. its not even that funny, but thank you guys so much.