happy birthday to the wasian autistic hockey king. from the day I met you, I knew you were a taurus.
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happy birthday to the wasian autistic hockey king. from the day I met you, I knew you were a taurus.
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That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down
Oh.
The craziest thing about this whole situation is that Ilya thinks in Russian and in Russian ‘lovers’ LITTERAL TRANSLATION is ‘возлюбленные’. Which ACTUALLY MEANS ‘people who feel love and attraction towards each other’. MY BOY WAS CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO SHANE AND LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME. HE WAS SO PURE ABOUT IT AND ONLY GOT ‘No, Ilya, that’s gross’. MY SWEET LOVERBOY.
“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
Walk Like No One Is Driving
If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.
THE PITT 2.12 • 6:00 P.M.
Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys
+ bonus:
Ilya points out Shane getting hard in the showers then proceeds to jerk off in front of him. "I thought you might chicken out" as if he wasn't losing his mind having an identity crisis in that elevator. Ilya makes fun of Shane for coming quickly his first bj when his time is only like 5 seconds more than Shane's. Ilya makes fun of Shane's sexting as if his loser ass horny texts are any better. "Remember when I made you come hands free" Ilya sweetheart you're lucky Shane was on his hands and knees too busy with his own orgasm to hear your pathetic (affectionate) "oh God, Hollander" right before you came so hard you almost blacked out. "We are not anything" proceeds to freak out the next time he sees him and makes a folder named "boring" of the photos they took as a bit. "Not as person, of course" when he came up with a whole plan to convince him to stay the night, gave him his clothes, made him food, and is looking at him like he hung the moon. "We get together we fuck is simple" cut to him two weeks later confessing his undying love on the phone.
Ilya you're a fucking hypocrite I love you <3
shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic
shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content
There were no nice men in Montreal?
Ilya soothing Shane the way he soothes himself (insp)