As above, so below.

Em.

[desultory-suggestions]

She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey and love.

[lyrics-and-music]

Glamorous // Mom Jeans

[lesbianslovewitches]

I just want to live in a little stone cottage in the mountains that’s so overtaken with plants that it’s unrecognizable as a house until you get close to it and have a small little flock of sheep and some ducks and a couple of giant dogs to keep me warm and I’ll make natural medicinal remedies that I’ll take to town every so often with my big dogs following me so people are intimidated but also oddly comforted and eventually I’ll just become a local cryptid

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[sadgirlandbadgirl]

My needs:

sleep

you

sleep with you

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[grey-witchs-grimoire]

….yeah

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[lynati]

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[mister-webslinger-archive]

- kristy bowen

[moonpaw]

Where the hell is my phone????

*shakes blankets one by one*

Thunk

There it is

[sussura]

(Just to add on)

Where the hell are my glasses????

*shakes all my blankets*

Rattle

Oh there they are

[crystalvfae]

Happy Great War Day, hope you’re enjoying the wasteland!  Here’s a portion of my Fallout art from the past 2 years.

(To those asking if these are available as prints, they’re on my Etsy! Link in my bio!)

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[atraversso]

500,000 Suns by Paul Blake

[memewhore]

[cahoticaana]

Viking por Jenny Berg Por Flickr: Statue of a viking in Eastern Iceland

[mischief-managed]

Harry Potter book covers by Mary GrandPré